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Changes in Life

On the other hand, no one questions the refreshing candies and “Xiangxiang” series of candies. After all, the effectiveness of these candies can be verified through feedback immediately after purchase.

Who doesn’t fart a few times a day? Even the most beautiful fairy will fart!

After verification, the effect is indeed incredible, just two words, awesome!

There is even a big brother on Douyin who didn’t go to the toilet for three days in order to verify the effect of refreshing sugar!

Finally, I found that the fart was still fresh and had no smell at all!

It can be said that Fresh Sugar completely conquered everyone in just three days. However, it is precisely because of this that all doubts have been transferred to “elimination”.

And just when doubts were growing, and many people even began to discuss whether “removing amino acids” would cause harm to the body, a university laboratory that cooperates with food safety issued a statement.

According to research, the mechanism of action of this sugar substitute is extremely simple, and it will be excreted from the body over time without being retained in the human body or causing any other reactions.

However, adhering to the concept of people’s food safety first, we have cooperated with the hospital to conduct relevant experiments before it was approved for marketing. It was finally determined that the effect of “Depurine” in decomposing uric acid crystals and assisting the body in excreting purines is five times greater than that of all drugs on the market. So many!

After rigorous demonstration, it was approved for sale, and the general public is advised to eat it with confidence.

This statement can be said to be like a heavy hammer smashing people’s doubts into pieces.

However, this was not over yet. Several well-known domestic hospitals, led by Union Medical College, also came forward and claimed that they were considering revising the conservative treatment guidelines for gout.

A well-known doctor even bluntly stated on his personal science account that the sugar substitute for purine is exactly like a “targeted drug” for “purine”, which is simply a miracle!

The series of changes stunned everyone!

Only then did they finally put their hearts in their stomachs and accept this brand-new sugar substitute. What followed was an unprecedented rush to buy.

Who doesn’t know about gout? It’s the fourth highest disease among the legendary three!

It can be said that once you get this disease, even if you are a muscular, bald man with eight feet, you will turn into a pitiful little man lying on the ground moaning and crying tears of pain.

It’s so scary…

now that there are great things for prevention and treatment, it’s crazy!

Especially for those who are already sick, it can be said that when they rush into the supermarket, they carry boxes of Washington Coke home.

Who knows, since I got gout, let alone alcohol, I can’t drink coke.

Now you can not only drink Coke, but also show off with a big sip!

What is happiness? This is fucking happiness!

People’s enthusiasm for buying can be described as crazy. Starting from this day, in just over a month, the lives of the Chinese people have undergone earth-shaking changes without even realizing it.

When people get along with each other, they no longer feel embarrassed because they farted. Instead, they all begin to think that this is a normal physiological phenomenon like hiccups.

What’s all the fuss about?

In hospitals across the country, the anorectal department took the lead in launching the charge, requiring that you must eat fresh candy before surgery!

Although they are excrement boys and have long been accustomed to that wonderful smell, who wants to smell it if they can’t help it!

eat! Must eat! Even fruit-flavored ones are fine!

As long as you eat fresh candy, your stool will not smell for the next 30 hours. What a comfortable working environment!

Next is the obstetrics and gynecology department. Before giving birth, the nurse will definitely put a refreshing candy in the mother’s mouth. After all, it takes effort to give birth, and sometimes it’s not just the baby that comes out…

but also the SM lovers…

Well, there are more ways to play. There is more, and the taste is stronger…

In addition, the “power” of toothpaste is not inferior.

In just over a month, people have completely gotten rid of embarrassments such as “bad breath”, “bad breath” and “yellowing teeth”, and have quietly brought people closer together.

Even the middle-aged and elderly Internet celebrity couples who post jokes on Douyin no longer dislike their significant other, and they have to post their jokes online every three days…

As for newlyweds and young lovers, it is even more Exaggerated.

Simply can not stop!

The only problem is that the dental clinics and some chewing gum manufacturers suffer.

What is chewing gum?

No need, no need at all!

The income of many dental clinics has also dropped sharply during this period, because the main business of teeth cleaning has almost no customers!

It is foreseeable that fewer and fewer clients with tooth decay problems will be treated in the future…

On the other hand, with the end of the panic buying, Washington Coke has gradually become more popular and can be said to have become an indispensable part of people’s lives. drinks!

Family dinner?

A must-have drink is Washington Coke!

BBQ skewers of small seafood?

Must drink Washington Coke! Even if I want to drink, I will mix it with Washington Coke!

The main thing is health!

Bar disco?

If you don’t mix it with Washington Coke, who will?

It is precisely because of this phenomenon that many bartenders have taken great pains to improve the formula!

No matter how you mixed drinks before, if you want to mix well in the future, Washington Coke is indispensable!

Galaxy Technology.

Chen Qian’s phone calls simply exploded.

“Hello? Lao Zhang, don’t worry. I’ve expanded the production line here. Don’t worry, don’t worry. I’ve guaranteed the production capacity.” ”

No, Lao Zhang, you haven’t built your own production line after talking for a long time. Come rush me when you’re done?”

“Also, did you leak my personal phone number?” ”

Okay, okay, let’s not talk about it for now. I have a call from Sister Xiu.”

“Hello? Sister Xiu, Don’t be anxious, you can safely expand your production line, I will be able to withstand it!” ”

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, a man must be good at it…”

Dong Dong Dong…

You Jing knocked on the door and walked in: ” Mr. Chen, there are too many people downstairs now. The park security informed me that they can no longer hold it anymore!”

“Sister Xiu, I have something to do here, so let’s not talk anymore!” Chen Qian said and hung up. He turned to the phone and looked at You Jing and said, “Didn’t I tell them that I couldn’t see them?”

“Didn’t you tell them clearly?”

You Jing shook her head: “How can I? Of course I said it, but they didn’t listen!”

“They also said that if they don’t see you today, they won’t leave, and they will die downstairs in our company!”

Is this such an exaggeration?

Chen Qian took a breath of cold air in his heart. He really couldn’t figure out why this group of normally well-dressed bosses from all over the country didn’t even know how to write restraint and elegance now?

Sure enough, money is the bastard, it’s all the trouble caused by money!

“Hey…” Chen Qian let out a long sigh: “Let’s do this. You arrange everyone to go to the conference room, and I’ll wait there.” ”

But…” You Jing hesitated: “Mr. Chen, our company is not big. , there can’t be so many people sitting in the conference room!”