My knowledge, automatic deduction of black technology

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“In order to let everyone see the power of this thing more clearly, I will show it to you below.”

Zhang Yang adjusted the camera and spread the A4 paper on the ground again: “Everyone, take a look, are there a lot of mosquitoes around the street lamps? Fly?”

After that, he raised the sonic mosquito killer and made a big jump. The audience in the live broadcast room could clearly see that as he jumped up, many mosquitoes flying around the street lamp disappeared and fell down.

Zhang Yang lifted the A4 paper on the ground again, and this time there were many more mosquitoes falling on it than before.

“Look, look at how gracefully these mosquitoes die…”

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Galaxy Technology R&D Institute, Chen Qian sat in his office chair and turned off the live broadcast on his computer. From the end of the press conference, the order volume for related products has increased. It has skyrocketed, but more than a month has passed, and the growth rate has not slowed down, but has become more exaggerated.

He originally thought it was because a group of review bloggers were adding fuel to the flames, but upon closer inspection, he was surprised. Taking the Galaxy Car as an example, many people did not buy it for the cruising range brought by graphene batteries!

I didn’t buy it because of how awesome the driverless technology is, how good-looking it is and how many configurations it has, but because I no longer have to worry about being tested for drunk driving!

That’s right, it’s drunk driving!

In the past, after drinking, people would leave their cars where they were and drive them tomorrow. They felt a little uncomfortable and felt it was very troublesome, so they called for a driver. The one-time fee was enough to pay for a day’s meals, so many people just took a chance and chose to drive. Drive the car back by yourself.

But it’s different now. In the words of Galaxy Auto users, even though I drank and sat in the driver’s seat, how can you prove that I drove drunk? I have enabled driverless driving!

During this period of time, there was not a single driverless accident, but a lot of ridiculous things happened due to drunk driving checks.

There is still a video on Douyin with more than 3 million likes. In the video, a big brother can’t walk smoothly. He is arguing with the traffic police comrades in arrogant words, saying that he is not drunk driving, which makes the traffic police comrades confused. Some don’t know what to do.

Finally, the government urgently issued relevant regulations, indicating that driverless driving can be used after drunk driving, but you are not allowed to sit in the driver’s seat, and can only sit in the co-pilot or other positions in the back seat. If a person in the driver’s seat is found to be drunk, regardless of whether the driver’s seat is turned on or not, Anyone driving is considered drunk driving, which brings the controversy over drunk driving to an end.

“Sure enough, you never know what cool operations the majority of users can do.” Chen Qian thought with a smile and shook his head.

Not only Galaxy Auto, but also some “farce” occurred in the launch of the sonic mosquito killer.

At first, it was because someone noticed that there were more and more couples in the park at night. They are all hugging each other tightly, who can bear this!

Later I found out that in the past, young people did not like to go to parks at night because they would be bitten by mosquitoes. Now that the mosquito problem has been solved, more and more young people are visiting parks. In addition, the production capacity of sonic mosquito killers is limited. Young lovers can only hold each other tightly and share one, so this scene is created.

But no one is a fool. Many people are clever, especially those who are single and have obtained the sonic mosquito killer. They suddenly have an idea.

Life is so hard and mosquitoes are so annoying. Wouldn’t it be nice to rush into the arms of your brother/sister?

As a result, the proportion of young people in the park is increasing day by day, almost catching up with the growth in orders for Galaxy Technology products!

As you can see with the naked eye, a large number of young people began to wander around the park at night. They struck up a conversation while strolling, and within two minutes they were squeezed together, with smiles full of “obscene” and “rejected but still welcomed” breath.

The living Zhou Yu slaps Huang Gai!

As a result, the order volume of the sonic mosquito killer device has been the most exaggerated, and the main focus is to take action when it is time to take action.

Especially in the flagship store of Galaxy Mall, every day Liya receives all kinds of messages urging delivery from users who place orders, such as why they won’t be able to make it if they don’t ship, what matters to the happiness of a lifetime, and what Brother Qian is the most handsome. Hurry up the shipment, for fear that the day lily will be cold if it is too late!

In other words, cultivating artificial hair is the most worry-free thing for Chen Qian. Although as soon as the press conference ended, long queues formed in major tertiary hospitals across the country. Now the cooperative hospitals have expanded to include more hospitals besides the second tier hospitals, but this was all unexpected. among things.

The only minor twist and turn is that more and more doctors have become active on Douyin, and the videos they post are all uniform, all of them dancing Yangko and accompanied by joyful music.

When netizens asked, it turned out that the hair transplant surgery brought huge profits to their hospital, and the monthly commissions of their medical staff were much higher.

The hospitals we cooperate with are all making such a profit, not to mention Galaxy Technology. The products released are not the most profitable at the implementation stage. The most profitable is undoubtedly the MOSS personal customization business that was launched not long ago.

Just after the press conference ended a month ago, Chen Qian asked Liya to activate related services. Once launched, it was warmly welcomed by users.

MOSS has one billion users, and 800 million of them have customized MOSS’s personal image and personality immediately. Of course, Chen Qian also launched a “wardrobe” with a large number of beautiful clothes in different styles, with the highest price of 9 yuan and 91 yuan. Most people have bought at least one set of clothes for their MOSS.

I have to say that Lao Ma’s routine is really useful and profitable. Chen Qian has to admit that he is still too young and should learn from Lao Ma earlier!

Of course, let’s forget about the disgusting trick of making money with exorbitantly priced fashions. If he can’t do it, he won’t think about it anymore. Ninety-nine yuan for a set of clothes is already as high as the sky. It is enough to make people happy.

After checking that it was getting late, Chen Qian said a few words to his cell phone, and then came downstairs. The new dark gray Galaxy Flash was already in place, and he got in the car and drove towards Tianqingju.

Who dares to believe that the leader of Galaxy Technology still lives in an ordinary community!

After Jiang Ruyue returned home, Chen Qian turned on the TV and rolled up his sleeves to prepare for cooking. However, the sound coming from the TV made him stunned for a moment.

“Huh?” Chen Qian said, came to the sofa and sat down to watch.

On the TV, a man in his fifties, who looked ordinary but had gleaming eyes, was talking about the development of China.

“Isn’t this Tan Yuanping? Why did this old boy suddenly accept an interview?”

On the TV screen, the female host smiled after hearing Tan Yuanping’s opinions: “Mr. Tan, so you are very optimistic about domestic development?”

Tan Yuanping He nodded vigorously: “Of course, even if the West imposes sanctions on China, I will still be optimistic about it, especially Galaxy Technology.”