My legendary life

Arrogant Apple's expression a little nervous, but still pretended to be relaxed to Xie Dong ridicule: "Xie Shifu don't need to give me a pulse?"

Xie Dong tilted his head to look at him and said with a smile, "no, your illness is all on your face. You don't need a pulse at all." With that, he pointed to a folding bed just set by the staff and motioned him to sit down first. Arrogant Apple hesitated, some reluctantly sat on the bed.

"Please loosen your belt, because the acupoints selected for treatment are below the waist." Xie Dong's calm way.

"Below the waist? Isn't that a butt? In public, don't you want to play tricks? " Arrogant Apple vigilantly asked.

Xie Dong sneered, pointed to the various camera equipment in front of him and said: "you are too lack of confidence. Who dares to play tricks when the camera looks at you like this? Come on, maybe it's all live? Don't worry, no one is interested in your ass, just below the waist. "

Arrogant apple is still a little uneasy, hesitant to untie the trouser belt, but there are a few in the TCM team who can't help shouting: "can you hurry up, a big man, what are you doing? Now it's a scientific test, are you still afraid of being insulted?"

Then everyone burst into laughter, arrogant Apple helpless, had to loosen the belt, and then lie on the bed.

Seeing this, Xie Dong reaches for the needle, but is stopped by Yu Huanan.

"Just a moment, please." He yelled, then quickly came over, first seriously checked several silver needles, then put the disinfected alcohol under his nose and smelled it, finally his eyes fell on Xie Dong.

"Master Xie, can I check your hands?" He said politely.

Xie Dong smiles and nods slightly. Then he takes off his coat and puts on his shirt. Then he rolls up the cuff of his shirt and almost shows his whole small arm. Then he jokingly says, "if it's not for the fear of live webcast, I can go into battle naked, but it's a bit too unsightly." With that, he raised his hands high and handed them to Yu Huanan.

All the shots were aimed at him. In full view of the public, he repeatedly checked Xie Dong's hands in South China. He not only looked with his eyes, but even smelled with his nose. He almost brought up the microscope.

Xie Dong didn't move. He stayed in South China for nearly ten minutes.

"Is that all right?" Xie Dong asked.

Yu Huanan lowered his head to think about it, then asked someone to find a pair of snow-white gloves and asked tentatively, "can you put on this?"

Before Xie Dong could speak, Gao Zhizhen said, "this is a bit too much. Acupuncture needs hand feeling. Through the touch of fingers, we can judge the position of the needle and the reaction of deqi. How can we feel it with gloves?"

Yu Huanan was in a daze. He was just trying to find a reason to refute. Unexpectedly, Xie Dong said with a smile: "no problem. At least he has been working for so many years. Don't mention wearing gloves. Even with his eyes closed, he can keep his eyes closed." Then he took the gloves and put them on his hand. Then he turned his head and looked at Yu Huanan and asked solemnly, "now you have no doubt about it?"

He took a sip in South China and nodded slightly.

Xie Dong doesn't speak either. He just bends down and presses his fingers on both sides of arrogant Apple's lumbar vertebrae. He silently calculates the location of the strange acupoint in his heart. Then he takes the silver needle and just about to prick it down. Unexpectedly, arrogant Apple suddenly turns over and sits up.

"Is this needle sterilized?" He asked uneasily.

Xie Dong squints at him and pours his mouth toward South China.

"It's disinfected. It should be OK." Yu Huanan said in a low voice.

"Then... Is acupuncture very painful and can it cause a lot of bleeding?" Asked the arrogant apple.

Xie Dong sighed helplessly and said with a little disdain: "have you heard the story of Guan Yunchang's scraping bone to cure poison? Of course, according to what you say, these are all legends and there is no scientific basis. But Marshal Liu Bocheng didn't use anesthetics to do enucleation surgery. Can't you deny that? In fact, the pain is not so terrible? Acupuncture into the skin, to say it doesn't hurt at all, that's bullshit, but it's completely within your tolerance. As for bleeding, generally speaking, it won't, not to mention that there are no big blood vessels on both sides of the lumbar spine, even if there is a little blood, it won't be a big problem. If you don't rest assured, would you please the 120 emergency center's rescue personnel first? "

One side of Gao Zhizhen also a little impatient, went forward and said: "you worry too much, don't take the heart of a villain to spend the belly of a gentleman, we are just doing a simple test, which also echoed the scientific spirit that you talk about all day long, hurry up, everyone is watching, don't let the media friends laugh."

Arrogant Apple listen, helpless to lie down again, Xie Dong hand twist silver needle, softly said: "can I start?" See arrogant Apple slightly nodded, this just according to already calculated good acupoint began to needle.

In fact, these two acupoints are the same as those selected for Wei Xia's massage. They are "Guangu" and "canming" on both sides of "Yaoyangguan", but the male position is a little deeper.

Massage is just using your fingers to touch the skin. Although Xie Dong has the power of internal alchemy, the effect is slightly inferior to acupuncture. As two silver needles pierce into the acupoints, Xie Dong works his internal power secretly. Between Xumi, white fog rises above his head. Even people who are relatively close to South China and Gao Zhizhen can feel the vibration of the air, and they can't help but be stunned.Xie Dong held his breath, just focused on twisting the handle of the pillow, savoring the trend of the needle under the skin. With the slight tightening of arrogant Apple's muscles, he knew that the needle had reached the depth of the acupoints, and then he took a breath of Dantian Qi and slowly input his internal power...

in less than three minutes, arrogant Apple suddenly couldn't lie down. He struggled to adjust his posture, and at the same time he turned to look at Yu Nanhan not far away. There seemed to be an unspeakable embarrassment in his eyes.

"Don't move. You have to cooperate. Don't think about it. You'd better calm down. " Xie Dong said softly.

Yu Huanan didn't know what happened. He just looked at the arrogant apple and asked in a nervous voice, "what's wrong?"

Arrogant apple did not speak, just nodded, but then shook his head, so that he did not know, so he had to carefully observe, but did not find any problem.

After about ten minutes, Xie Dong breathed out slowly, then tapped on the arrogant Apple's waist and pulled out the two needles gently.

"Well, when it's done, you can tell us if the effect is immediate." Xie Dong finished, reached out to help arrogant apple, as if to help him up, but was thrown away by arrogant apple.

They didn't know what was going on. He sat up slowly, but with his back to everyone. He bent slightly and refused to stand up.

"Tell me, how do you feel?" Xie Dong is still urging a way.

When Yu Huanan saw this, he was afraid that something might happen. He hurried over and looked up at Xie Dong. He opened his mouth several times, but he didn't say anything.

Some of the reporters were smart enough to see that the arrogant apple always turned its back on everyone and took the equipment around to the back of the rostrum. When they looked at it, they suddenly burst out a burst of laughter. So more and more people came, and even some of them were not afraid of big things. They just rushed in front of them with microphones and machines, and held up the equipment.

"If this picture is going to be published, it needs to be mosaic, but from the effect, it's still very ideal." Xie Dong joked.

Arrogant Apple's face instantly rose red, anxious, it seems to have forgotten their own state, fiercely stood up, pointed to Xie Dong roared: "you dare to play me!"

Unexpectedly, a stand up, immediately caused a burst of exclamation.

It turns out that his trousers bulge, perhaps because his own utensils are a little big, which makes this situation more eye-catching. In this situation, some young women suddenly blush and dare not look directly at him.

"What the hell is going on! What kind of heresy do you use? " Arrogant Apple immediately realized his embarrassment, quickly sat down again, but still roared.

"Be polite. It's not heresy. It's the skill of treating kidney deficiency with strange acupoints." Xie Dong said calmly: "Taoism advocates the art in the house. It's not evil. It just thinks that men and women are yin and Yang, and the practice of both yin and Yang is more conducive to physical and mental health. Therefore, there are many ways for Taoist doctors to improve the function of both men and women, so as to achieve the purpose of mutual benefit. My acupuncture just now is to treat some of your persistent problems, but you have mixed thoughts, leading to some changes in advance, but it's no big deal, and it will soon fade away. "

Arrogant Apple tongue tied, for a moment also don't know how to refute, just look at Xie Dong viciously, squeeze out a sentence from the teeth: "how long to return to normal?"

"About two or three hours. If this method is used in clinic, it's much better than taking the small blue pill from Pfizer. It's absolutely green, safe and non-toxic, and the effect is better. If I seal your sensitive acupoints again, I can make sure you stay up all night."

This kind of thing, romantic prodigal son think, the emperor will think, even ordinary people, also more or less have thought about, but really if you five or six hours in a standing state, it is probably a very troublesome thing, not to mention the mental pressure, the body itself can't stand it.

After only ten minutes, arrogant Apple has been sweating along the neck. He looked at South China and then at Xie Dong. His face was as red as a pig's liver. It took him a long time to utter a word.

"This... This time is too long, first send me to the hospital, let the doctor think of a way, put..." before he finished, Xie Dong took over the conversation with a smile: "absolutely not, you should be careful. If you use western medicine indiscriminately, it is easy to cause functional disorders, don't blame me for not reminding you in advance."

Yu Huanan frowned for a long time, then lowered his voice and asked, "master Xie, don't make a fool of yourself. There won't be any sequelae."

"Absolutely not. It's guaranteed to be beneficial and harmless to him. By the way, didn't you just say that science should be reversible? Otherwise, you can test it and make sure it is the same effect. Is it reversible? " Xie Dong asked with a smile.