My Legendary Years

Good luck outside the hotel.

The tall man squatted on the ground, holding the key and trying to lock the head one by one. After a circle, he sat on the ground with a dull look, turned his head and looked at the short man and said, "this is fucking wrong. I tried a circle. Why didn't I try one?"

"Brother, is there something wrong with this key?" the short man turned and looked at the tall man.

"What's the problem?" Gao was stunned and asked.

"Do you think that old woman will cheat us both? Is this a fake key?" the short man said with his mouth tilted.

"It's impossible..." the tall man shook his head, then touched his chin and analyzed: "the old woman was scared to pee her pants just now, so she's still in the mood to cheat us. Besides, my pistol is on his head. Do you think it's necessary for him to protect the people in the harem?"

After listening to the tall man's analysis, the short man nodded slightly and said, "brother, if you say so, you're right!"

"All right, stop fucking ink. Let's try another room!"

Gao shouted helplessly, then changed a room, squatted on the ground and tried the key.

On the other side, in the East, West, North and South rooms.

"Elder brother, what time is it?" north and South squinted at things and asked.

"It's almost one in a few minutes." the thing replied stiffly.

"Grass, it's time!" north and South silently scolded, then looked at things with toilet paper and said, "brother, wait here for a while. I'll go to the bathroom and suffocate me..."

"Hehe, if you don't go quickly with shit..." the thing smiled helplessly.

"I'm not here with you?" the north and South replied irritably, and then ran out of the house with toilet paper.

……

Han Chao's room.

"That what Xuan elder brother, you help me back, I want to go out to the bathroom..." Han Chao shouted at Ji Xuan with his stomach covered.

"Han Chao!"

Ji Xuan opened his quilt with a crash, stared at the beads and shouted to Han Chao.

"Brother Xuan, what are you doing?" Han Chao looked at the Q & A nervously while pulling the toilet paper.

"I've just fallen asleep. What are you doing? What do you want to do? I want to ask you. What do you want to do? I've provoked you. I just want to sleep well. Why is it so fucking difficult!" Ji Xuan shouted with an abnormal collapse, dragging Han Chao's brain bag like crazy.

"Brother Xuan, I don't mean anything else. I just want to go out to the bathroom. I want you to help me for a while. Do you think you're so excited?" Han Chao asked Ji Xuan helplessly.

Ji Xuan looked at Han Chao, clenched his teeth and remained silent for a moment. Then he whispered, "I'm really convinced now. You're the people in your harem. If you want money like Liu Rui, I won't say anything now. It's hard for you to give money, isn't it?"

"Brother Xuan, if you say money between us, will it be divided?" Han Chao asked, squinting at Ji Xuan.

"Don't fucking talk to me. You might as well ask for money." Ji Xuan stared at beads and shouted.

"OK, brother Xuan, I won't tell you. I really have to go to the bathroom..."

After that, Han Chao directly covered his stomach and ran outside the house.

"This fool!"

Ji Xuan looked at Han Chao's back, bit his teeth and scolded. Then he covered himself again and fell asleep three seconds later.

……

After Han Chao left the room, he ran directly to the toilet in the corridor, but when he got to the toilet, Han Chao found someone in it.

"Who?"

Han Chao raised his leg and kicked the door of the toilet.

"What are you doing, JB? I won't let you shit!"

The north and South in the toilet stared at the beads and shouted.

"Oh, fuck, what a coincidence?"

Han Chao gave a cry of despair, then slowly squatted on the ground and dragged the door of the toilet with an extremely sad expression.

"How long will it take you?"

Han Chao trembled and asked the north and South in the toilet.

"It may take a while..."

The north and South whispered back.

“……”

Han Chao looked at the toilet and was silent for a while. Then he followed the north and south to discuss: "what, North and south, do you think this is OK?"

"That?" asked the north and south.

"You pull half first, and then you come out and let me pull half. I can't wait..." Han Chao prayed to the north and South in the toilet.

"Grass, why are you talking to me? How can you pull half of this shit..." north and South replied speechless.

"Brother, I really can't wait here. Would you please?" Han Chao shouted.

"No." the north and South replied very simply, silent for a moment, and then said, "why do you have to stare at me? Can't you go to the bathroom upstairs?"

Han Chao was stunned when he heard this, then patted his forehead and shouted, "grass, I didn't fucking expect it."

"You look like a fool."

The north and South in the toilet scolded speechlessly.

Han Chao didn't have time to deal with the north and south, so he ran directly to the third floor.

On the third floor, as soon as Han Chao showed up, he saw two people, one tall and one short, squatting on the ground and trying to get the key.

The tall and short men turned their heads and looked at Han Chao. Han Chao looked at both of them, and then rushed directly to the toilet.

"Brother, what did that man do just now?" the short man looked at the tall man and asked nervously.

"How the fuck do I know what he does..." the tall man replied with his mouth tilted, then took the key and opened the door with the card.

A few minutes later, the tall man directly put the key on the ground, stared at the beads and shouted, "why the fuck can't the house open? What the fuck is this?"

"Brother, you should be patient..." the short man smiled and comforted.

"I'm fucking patient. What's the matter? You try!"

"..." the short man was stunned, and then squatted on the ground reluctantly.

"Elder brother, do you think there is such a possibility?" the short man turned and looked at the tall man and asked.

"That?"

"Are we on the wrong floor?" asked the short man.

“……”

Gao was stunned when he heard this. Before he could speak, he turned and saw Han Chao coming out of the toilet.

"What are you doing? What is this?"

Han Chao was in a very good mood and asked the tall and short people with a smile.

"Man, let me ask you something. What floor is this?"

Asked the tall man, pursing his lips.

"Are you a fool? Isn't it written on the third floor?"

Han Chao pointed to the building number and smiled back, then ran downstairs directly.

The tall and the short were stunned when they heard Han Chao's words.