My Legendary Years

"That's enough. You just plan to spend 5000 yuan and save the rest for yourself to buy cigarettes..." I patted Liu Rui on the shoulder and turned around to run outside the house.

"No, ye Han, are you still fucking human? I'll leave a thousand for myself. I'll be a thousand for a busy morning, won't I?"

"If I tell you this now, you not only don't have a thousand, but you can take three thousand, and you earn four thousand inside and outside. Now I fucking find that you can't settle accounts?" I looked back at Liu Rui and explained.

Liu Rui looked at me and was stunned for a moment. Then he whispered, "if you say so, it seems to make sense..."

"It must be reasonable. I washed my face and studied it yourself..." I bared my teeth and returned, turned and walked out of the room.

Good luck to the hotel.

Liu Rui sat on the bed and began to study what I just said to him. I don't know why Liu Rui studied it. I think what I said seems to be so reasonable.

"Where are the leaves?"

At this time, the East and the South and the North walked into Liu Rui's house with me, looked up at Liu Rui and asked.

"I went out to wash my face. What are you doing?" Liu Rui replied absently.

"Why not? I'm just asking when we'll go out for dinner. I'm fucking starving..."

When Liu Rui heard this, he squinted at the north and south, then whispered, "just fucking know to eat, day by day..."

"No, what does it matter to you whether I eat or not? What are you doing with me?" the north and South were stunned for a while and looked at Liu Rui with some confusion.

"Nonsense, don't I have to spend money on your meal?" Liu Rui shouted, staring at the beads, and then ran to the bathroom with his crotch.

"No, what's wrong with him?" the north and South looked at Liu Rui's back and asked some speechless.

"What else can I do? I must have been fooled by the leaves again..." Nanbei replied with a smile and sat down on my bed.

"How can we fix it?" north and South scratched their heads and sat next to things.

"What else can we do? Wait a minute. It is estimated that ye Han will take us to dinner when he comes back. He is also human. Can he not be hungry?" the thing replied very casually, then took out the phone and began to stir up.

Creak!

At this time, the door of our house rang again. Zhang Fengyu and Zhang TongZhou came in unsteadily. Zhang Fengyu squinted at the north and south, and asked with his mouth: "where's boss ye?"

"I don't know. I went to the bathroom as if..." Nanbei whispered back.

"Grass, clean calf, when the fuck are you still in the mood to go to the bathroom..." Zhang Fengyu scolded silently, and then walked into the house.

The north and South looked at Zhang Fengyu and asked curiously, "what are you two doing looking for leaves?"

"What the fuck can I do? What time is it? I don't go out to eat yet. I'm fucking hungry. If I don't eat again, I can chew the table. I'll tell you..."

"Ha ha..." the thing looked at Zhang Fengyu and smiled without talking.

"No, didn't you two come after dinner?" the north and South were stunned and asked.

"How do you know I came after dinner? You saw me eat?" Zhang Fengyu shouted forcefully.

"You didn't have a fucking meal. What are you doing with a toothpick?" the north and South said with a hurried expression and collapse.

"Grass, I'm fucking hungry. I'll just use the whole toothpick pad..." Zhang Fengyu replied with a smile.

"..." the north and the South looked at Zhang Fengyu, speechless.

"I tell you this thing is psychological. You know, if I lose a toothpick, I feel like I'm not so hungry. My whole mental outlook is obviously much better. Moreover, if you don't comfort yourself with this thing, you can't do it at all. I can't hold on..." Zhang Fengyu looks like a psycho, grins and haws at the north and South and says.

"That thing works well?" the thing put down his cell phone and looked at Zhang Fengyu and asked.

"It must work well. If it doesn't work well, can I hold it? If you don't believe it, try it and see if it works well?" then Zhang Fengyu directly handed his toothpick in front of the thing.

The thing looked at the toothpick that had been eaten by Zhang Fengyu in front of him, quickly shook his head, and then said with a smile: "I think this thing may be useless to me..."

"Oh, you're polite to me. Although this is my last toothpick, as a brother, I'm still very happy to give it to you. Come and have a taste..." Zhang Fengyu said with a neuropathy.

"Brother, I really can't fix you. Can you let me go? I'm not hungry yet!" the thing shouted speechless when he saw the wind and rain.

"Why, do you dislike me?" Zhang Fengyu was stunned and asked with a big mouth.

"No... what do I hate about this?" the thing replied awkwardly.

"Since you don't dislike me, don't ink. Hurry up. I'll fix it for you now. I'll tell you..." as he said, Zhang Fengyu directly stuffed his toothpick into his mouth.

The thing looked at the toothpick in front of him and was stunned. After a moment of silence, he bit his teeth and said, "what, I'm wrong, OK? I don't need to ask you if you can? I really don't eat toothpicks. These things are gnawed out of wood, and there's nothing to eat..."

"Then you just dislike me!" Zhang Fengyu shouted at things very firmly.

"What, if you can't, can you give it to the north and the south? I think he said that he has been hungry for so long. I don't dislike you. I'm not really hungry like that..."

Zhang Fengyu was stunned when he heard this. He turned his head and looked at the north and south, whispered, "can you eat that North and south?"

"..." the north and the South were stunned for a moment. They looked at Zhang Yuyu with some light in their eyes and said, "this thing can really eat?"

"Nonsense, I've been eating it all morning. You can rest assured that it's done. There must be nothing wrong with eating this thing..." Zhang Fengyu smiled back to the north and south.

"No, you really want to eat?" the food looked at the north and South and asked.

"Why, this thing can't be eaten?" Nanbei swallowed his saliva and looked at it.

"I'll fucking say that you dislike me and don't admit it!" Zhang Fengyu shouted at things at the top of his voice when he heard this.

"What, do you like to eat or not? I don't care. OK? Why did I come out with you psychopaths? I grass. For the first time, I saw someone eating toothpicks and forcing others to eat. What the fuck is this..." the thing scolded helplessly, and then moved directly to the other side of the bed, no longer talking to Zhang Fengyu.

……

The hotel we came to is a very old one, so there is no independent bathroom at all. The place where we wash our face is a public bathroom.

"Washing?" Liu Rui asked with a smile after entering the bathroom.

"Nonsense, I don't fucking wash. What am I doing standing there, keeping the door for you?" I reluctantly replied, and then washed my face.

Liu Rui looked at me, smiled and whispered, "well, what, you help me look for a while first. I went to the toilet. I have a bad stomach recently..."

"What the fuck do you make me look at..." just after I finished speaking, Liu Rui directly bared his teeth and walked into the bathroom.

"Well, what? If I don't have enough paper later, you can help me make the whole point." Liu Rui squatted in the toilet and shouted at me with a smile.

"I'm not in the fucking mood to talk to you now, you know?" I replied with staring eyes, and then continued to wash my face.

"Grass, that's your attitude when I fucking invite you to dinner?" Liu Rui shouted at the top of his voice.

When I heard this, I was silent for a moment, and then whispered, "if you don't tell me, I forgot. Later, you call Zhang Xiaogang and sun Yuanliang and shout out for dinner..."

"..." Liu Rui was stunned and asked, "why do you invite them to dinner?"

"You look like a fucking fool. I don't know these two people yet. Shout it out to me."

"Don't know, these two people have made me clear now..." Liu Rui replied to me with a choking voice.

"Black face or red face?" I asked at the door of the toilet.

"Nonsense, I must be black faced. Just these people. Now if you talk to him well, can they understand? You have to slap a sweet date now. They don't know what will happen!"

"Well, you call these two people later and say I want to see them. I know them."

"What are you doing?"

"Get to know each other, and then give them a little pressure. Let's cooperate well..." I said with a smile.

"What? I still have a black face?"

"You look like a black face. If you don't play a black face, I'll play it."

"All right, I've been bothering you day by day. I invite you to dinner and you have to help you act. How much do you give me this day?"

"Our relationship is not about money. I'm mainly on the emotional line now. Fuck, if we don't give them some pressure, we really think people will lose if they lose them. That's the most fierce general of my two members." I replied in a good mood.

"Grass, just those two fools, our sense of existence in the harem is second only to Han Chao." Liu Rui said reluctantly.

"Ha ha, Xiao Hei is OK. Lao Bian basically eats and sleeps every day. If these two people come back, I have to exercise well. If they go on like this, they will regard our harem as a nursing home..." I smiled back to Liu Rui.

"If you talk like that, I'll tell you that our harem is not a nursing home. Our harem is now a hospital. It's all about fighting every fucking day..."

"Oh, you know more."