My Legendary Years

"..." Li Deli looked at Liu Rui and said with a smile, "chicken head!"

"Grass!" Liu Rui scolded speechlessly, then clenched his teeth and said, "I look like a fucking chicken?"

"No, it's mainly because your temperament is too consistent with the appearance of the chicken head. I'm general *, the chicken head I see is your hairstyle!" Li Deli seems to have a very experienced summary.

Liu Rui looked at Li Deli helplessly, then said with a big mouth: "I'm not a fucking chicken head, you child really can't talk!"

"What do you do?" Li Deli asked, looking at Liu Rui a little reluctantly.

"I'm usually in charge of Miss's psychological counseling, which basically belongs to the work of teachers!" Liu Rui replied proudly.

After hearing this, Li Deli was silent for a long time, and then asked in a low voice, "now the young lady has to tutor in her heart?"

"Grass, what do you mean by this? Do you look down on miss or what?" Liu Rui looked at Li Deli helplessly and asked.

"No, don't get me wrong. I don't mean anything else. I'm just curious. What's the main purpose of you as a psychological counselor? I've been looking for a young lady for so many years, and I've never heard of a psychological counselor!" Li Deli became more and more curious, and instantly felt that Liu Rui's image in his heart had risen a lot.

Liu Rui turned to look at me and found that I was chatting with sun Yuanliang and Li Luoguo Liu reform. They didn't pay attention to Li Deli at all. They had to look at Li Deli reluctantly and say, "I tell you, my psychological counselor is a very professional and sacred career. You can't look at this career from a secular perspective, you know?"

"Yes, it's very sacred. Then I want to ask him where it is sacred?" Li Deli whetted his haw as if he didn't ask for anything.

Liu Rui reluctantly glanced at Li Deli and then said, "Miss, this profession itself is a very sacred profession. You said that these ladies would rather face the secular vision in order to solve our male compatriots' physical problems. Whether you can't find an object or your object doesn't let grass, our miss can satisfy you. Do you say that miss's profession is sacred?"

"Holy!" Li Deli nodded quickly after hearing this.

"Then you said that the young lady slept with so many guests every day, and then she was not only physically tired, but also had to serve your guests, chat with your guests, and usually had to read books, watch TV and watch ball games to supplement herself. Didn't she have some common topics with guests like you after finishing the work? Did you say how much pressure they had on their work? And the most important thing is that they usually had to work hard You don't dare to eat more. You know, you're just afraid that if you get fat, people won't look up to you. Moreover, ah, you have to keep your breasts plump and don't sag, and your big long legs have no hair, because now the competition pressure in the industry is too great. As long as you're a little careless, you may be eliminated, don't you know? " Liu Rui kept brainwashing Li Deli as if he were the head of a MLM organization.

After hearing these words, Li Deli nodded numbly, then looked at Liu Rui in some surprise and asked, "no, I just know that your miss industry is under so much pressure now? It's not easy for these ladies!"

"Grass, what do you think is going on? You think everything is as agreed as you think. The era of splitting half a bag of rice with your thigh has long passed. Now I tell you, miss, the competitive pressure of this industry is no less than any sales industry!" Liu Rui replied with a big mouth.

"It's really not easy. If you don't tell me, I don't know!" Li Deli nodded and agreed.

"You know too little. I tell you, these people in our harem not only say that they are physically abused by your guests, but also psychologically. You know, those ladies let you grass every day, and then you have to bury others in your mouth. Do you think they can feel better if you do so?"

"It must be hard..." after hearing this, Li Deli quickly nodded and then said, "brother, if you don't tell me this today, I may never know that these ladies are so difficult..."

"It's not so good..." Liu Rui wrapped a cigarette end fiercely and then said, "these ladies are not only physically devastated by you, but also psychologically tortured, but these are not the most important. Do you know what's the most important?"

"What?" Li Deli asked, looking at Liu Rui with a sniffle bubble on his nose.

"The most tormenting thing is the deep malice in the world. You say it's not easy for these ladies to look at them with different eyes and satirize them with vicious language. Do you say it's easy for them to help you guests alleviate their emptiness. In the end, they not only have a bad reputation and are not easy to marry, but also have a bad reputation There are all kinds of problems. Do you think they can feel better? Tell me, tell me! "Liu ruiyue became more and more excited and shouted at Li Deli at the top of his voice.

"It's not fucking easy!" Li Deli patted Liu Rui on the thigh, then said with a very serious expression: "Brother, I'm telling the truth. I've lived so long that no one has ever said such a thing to me. I looked down on miss. But after I heard your words today, I must be better to them and don't bargain with them. Do you mean I'm still a person? It's not easy for miss to bargain with them every time, just for the sake of thirty-five I'm really not human... "Li deli's mood was also driven by Liu Rui. He talked so well that he didn't cry.

In fact, I think even if Liu Rui of our harem doesn't work in a bar with me, I don't think he's bad for his whole MLM organization. At least he's a small captain now.

"In fact, you don't have to be so excited!" Liu Rui said wordlessly when he saw that Li Deli couldn't control his emotions.

"Brother, I just feel regret for my previous behavior. I was really not human before. I tell you, I'm not good to miss. I'm guilty!"

Li Deli shouted while patting Liu Rui on the thigh.

Liu Rui looked at Li Deli helplessly. He was going to be sensational. Who knows, he really repented directly to the child.

"It's all right. It's not too late for you to know these things now. You don't have to......" Liu Rui patted Li deli's head and whispered.

"That what, brother, I have a decision after listening to you today!" Li Deli suddenly looked up at Liu Rui and said.

"What's the decision?" Liu Rui was stunned and asked in some confusion.

"I've decided that I'll have Miss Zhao as my daughter-in-law and let me love her and live up to him!" Li Deli vowed to Liu Rui.

"Pooh!" when lidley heard this, he spit out the beer in his mouth.

"What's the matter?" Li Deli asked, looking at the north and south.

"Hehe, it's all right... You go on!" north and South smiled and waved their hands. They didn't want to disturb the two psychopaths.

"In fact, you don't have to be so big..." Liu Rui said helplessly to Niu Lei.

"That's no good. I'm just atoning for my previous sins. I'll tell you..."

Liu Rui looks at Li Deli around him. Now Liu Rui finds that Li deli's psychosis is no less than Yang Song in our harem. Now it's all about atonement. What's the atonement of this thing!

"What, if you have to do this, I won't stop you..." Liu Rui reluctantly replied, ready to end the dialogue with Li Deli. After all, Liu Rui found that he couldn't say it now.

"How about you be the host for our wedding?" Li Deli asked, looking at Liu Rui very seriously.

"Why should I be the host?" Liu Rui asked helplessly.

"Then you'll repeat all your words to me. I think the relatives and friends at the bottom have to listen to everything and cry..."

"Ha ha..."

Liu Rui smiled helplessly. He thought to himself, am I him? If you really say this, your father can't kill me!

"Let's talk about this then. Can we contact you when you get married?" Liu Rui looked at Li Deli helplessly and said.

"OK, anyway, I don't have the idea of getting married now. Let's just say it at that time..." Li Deli bared his teeth and returned to Liu Rui, and then asked in a low voice, "brother, now I know this young lady is not easy, but I still don't understand what you are doing in our harem?"

"Grass, what I said is so obvious that you can't understand?" Liu Rui shouted helplessly.

"No, didn't you just say that it's not easy for Miss? You didn't say it's not easy for you? Why are you a miss, a duck?" Li Deli asked in some doubt, and then said, "brother, that duck, that job may not be very suitable for me, or I won't go!"

"When the fuck did I say I was a duck! How many times have I told you that I was a counselor!" Liu Rui shouted at the top of his voice.

"It's mainly because you haven't explained what you do as a psychological counselor!" Li deli's expression was a little broken. After all, he was still very worried about what he would do after he arrived at the harem.

"You say these young ladies are so difficult. How can they release and solve the great pressure in their hearts? If they can't release and solve it, will they all pile up in their hearts? Is it easy to have problems over time?" Liu Rui stared at the beads and shouted at Li Deli.

"That's possible." Li Deli nodded slightly.