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Chapter 49: The People Who Eat Melon Are Unqualified

"Identity is revealed, Ghost Animal Yaozi Brother turned out to be the rich and young in Bincheng.

"From the beginning, the big stomach king of Bincheng, a different low-key rich man.

"Wealthy is self-willed, rich people who like roadside stalls.

"Another rich second-generation in Bincheng has unexpectedly become popular. He likes a plain life.

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These titles... No comment for now.

But...how do I feel like I am rubbing the headmaster's heat?

Bencheng Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger, Bencheng is a place with outstanding people.

Throwing a brick casually in Bencheng can smash a millionaire. Going to the beach, those old men and old ladies wandering in slippers, there are not many houses.

Don't keep your eyes on the principal, he may not even know where the newly opened WanD Plaza is!

At seven o'clock in the afternoon, the third bomb started.

After the sight of the ghost animal attracts the eye, the original video is released to attract a wave of attention, and finally the smoke bomb and vague information are released to completely reverse the matter.

When everyone thought you were a comedian and you were a grassroots, they suddenly found out that B was actually a local tyrant. Are you surprised or surprised?

Well, no matter what the netizens think, Li Xian's goal has been achieved.

He wants this matter to be reversed in 360 degrees. These topics may arouse public interest, but the final identity that does not match the initial completion of the human setting will definitely be impressive.

The identity is quite mysterious.Sometimes people can completely ignore your main business. No matter how good your main business is, your "identity" may be more eye-catching than your main business.

In any case, this thing has pros and cons, but it can definitely divert attention.

For example, for some celebrities, if he doesn't sing well, he can go home and inherit the family property. If he doesn't perform well, he can go home and inherit the family property.

Talking and talking, it seems to be done, you have money... Even if you do not do well, you can be forgiven.

Uh... Brother Xian doesn't need to be forgiven, he just wants to say: I have money, so what's so funny?

You should pay attention to the identity of Brother Xian, those nonsensical funny videos are nothing to pay attention to.

Are you not curious about the identity of Brother Hyun?

Don't you want to know the secret background of his rich second generation?

Don't want to know what kind of experience the rich second generation of "clean and beautiful" has had?

Sometimes, never hit the soul directly, because you will find...

My mentality has exploded!

Sit in front of the computer on time.

Brother Xian felt that everything was settled, and it was time to perform by himself.

However, when he was ready to have a wave of love interaction with the cute melon-eating crowd with joy, the smile on his face instantly solidified.

Are you sick!

What do you want?

The focus is off!

Fuck, the current netizens are unqualified!

Li Xian cursed and swiped his finger to scroll down the comments. Every time he saw a hot comment, his face became ugly.

There are more than 3,000 comments on his self-certified Weibo, all of which are all kinds of strange messages.

"Oh my god, I'm so ridiculous, funny you are definitely serious."

"This year's most conscientious rich second generation spent millions to entertain the public!"

"Brother Yaozi, we support you in entering the entertainment industry!"

"Weakly ask, can I ask for your emoticon pack?"

"I heard that the stomach of the big stomach king is dozens of times that of ordinary people!"

"What's your weight? Let's take your measurements."

"Watching your video really has appetite... Watching you more appetite!"

"It's over, the price of pork will rise again soon."

"Local tyrant, make a friend, I can also eat ten bunches of kidneys."

"Focused decisively, belt belt takes me."

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Li Xian: "…………………….."

The opening method is wrong, what's wrong with this world, the Weibo posted is fine.

The general meaning of Brother Xian’s self-certified Weibo is very simple, that is, I have a showdown, I will not pretend, I will show my identity.

Shouldn't this be a surprise and an accident?

This time, the people who eat melons have zero points in reading comprehension?

Brother Xian decisively called Zhang Cheng and asked him if he bought himself a navy for comment. Zhang Cheng denied it immediately, which made him even more puzzled.

There is nothing wrong with three bullets!

Attracting attention, showing that the identity has diverted attention, this wave of operations is normal.

Is there a problem in which link?

Brother Xian was puzzled. His idea was okay, but he didn't know that what netizens wanted was never normal operation.

The reason why the people who eat melons like to eat melons is because of their fragrance.Which of the melons that Brother Xian released was sweeter, these people knew clearly.

So... the output is full, and I feel lonely.

Seeing more and more comments, my self-certified Weibo has rushed to the top ten in search without any money. Brother Xian feels that he can't wait to die.

Putting his fatty hands on the keyboard, he took a deep breath, his squinted eyes suddenly opened, and he started typing "cracking...".

The first hot comment is below: "Be careful of brain hypoxia, and introduce you to brain fragments."

Article 2: "Wait for me here, I will buy you oranges."

Article 3: "Why fight landlords, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..."

Article 4: "Hehe, I will give you a demon mirror and look in the mirror yourself."

Article 5: "I heard that your mom buys vegetables super double."

Article 6: "Tsk tut...you are a member of the Demon Cult."

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Article N: "Color pens, can't carry them."

Huh~ refreshed.

The air is so fresh and the world is so beautiful.

A satisfied smile appeared on Brother Xian's face. It has been a long time since he was so unscrupulous.

He sent so many replies, and the comment area exploded even more, and in a blink of an eye it was about to exceed 5,000.

Just explode if it explodes, men never look back at the explosion.

At this time, there was a sudden "ding" in my head, and the system reminded me.

[Task (1) Self-certified identity has been completed.

I!Brother Yaozi! Completed.

[Task reward: character attribute points +2, lottery +2, a box of exclusive business cards, skill card: I am a megaphone.

God's skill card.

Breaking the system and showing kindness!

I have never drawn a skill card for more than ten or twenty draws.

Brother Xian wanted to cry inexplicably, and the skill card was too rare, so he would get two if he was full.

A special skill card: [Non-Chief Bodyguard] is still exchanged for bad luck, and it's useless for the time being.

Another skill card: [One Goal into the Hole] I haven't found the right purpose yet, and it's not a good fart.

The other two are gain BUF cards.

Now, the third skill is finally here. Listening to the name of this skill feels very powerful.

Immediately receive the task reward, the two attributes are directly added to the endurance, and the endurance is 57 points instantly, and I feel that I am more swollen. It is about to reach the critical point of the explosion, and there may be a sharp change at 60.

For the time being, I can't think about that much, new skills matter.

Brother Xian opened the system warehouse and read the new skill description carefully.

[I am a loudspeaker: advanced spray skills.Effect: Within ten meters, no one has a louder voice than you, with a powerful suppression effect.(Upgradeable)]

ps: Everybody, please invest and collect.

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