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Chair set of the gym.

Li Xian was wearing a short sweatshirt and stepped onto the treadmill. He glanced at his somewhat swollen himself entangledly, and sighed silently in his heart: I shouldn’t be curious about the effect of [Five Seconds Real Man] this BUFF. The ghost knows it's so fucking!

Curiosity killed the cat.

Yesterday I tried [Oudi Geshen] this skill card, which gave him a lot of surprises.He didn't know which string was wrong, and then he set his sights on [Five Seconds Real Man].

All skills have been tried, not bad this one!

The side effects should only occur after the effect is attenuated, just try it, it should be fine!

Alas, what's the big deal, just try it, can it explode?

Under the help of ghosts and gods, this kind of thought was in his head, as if driven by some mysterious force, he had no B number in his heart, and then he inserted this card into the card slot.

Then... it really exploded!

18, 19, 20.....

The countdown of the bomb, like a sledgehammer of 80, hit his little heart.

It felt that the little heart was beating quickly from his throat, and his blood rushed upward. A white and handsome face immediately turned red.

21, 22, 23....

Huh... this countdown is interesting.

Heh heh... Fortunately, take this card down in time, or it will be unimaginable.

Now it's like this, there are no side effects after attenuation, only side effects after expansion.

I took a cold shower just now, my body is not so dry, but the main problem is still not solved.

Ever since, he ran to the gym and used the old method to solve the problem.

Although the trial of [Five Seconds Real Man] caused some trouble for himself, he has figured out how to use this gain buff.

If you put it in the card slot, and when it has an effect, take it off immediately, will it avoid the side effects after the effect is attenuated?

Damn it, I'm such a genius.

BUG of this system can be found.

Tsk tusk tusk... this does not mean carrying a small blue film with you, and there are no sequelae of fear.

Li Xian's mood improved a lot in an instant. He adjusted the treadmill to 3 knots and walked leisurely on it. With Bluetooth headphones on his ears, he walked up with a cheerful little apple.

"I plant a seed~"

"Finally grown fruit~"

"Today is a great day~"

"Pick off the stars for you~"

"Pick off the moon and give it to you~"

"Let the sun rise for you every day~"

…………..

"You are my little girl, little apple... I don't think I love you so much..."

While taking a walk, listening to the song, and then humming.

When Brother Chopsticks first released the song "Little Apple", Li Xian sneered at the song, thinking that Brother Chopsticks had fallen, and he was actually playing a song of saliva.

However, when he hears this song inexplicably every day, slowly, gradually, he will feel that this song is not bad, the rhythm is light, the lyrics are catchy, and he is brainwashed.

The peat still cannot escape the law of true fragrance.

After listening to it a few times, I would hum it unconsciously.

It's not enough to listen to it now. He found that this song is quite suitable for single looping, especially when it is so boring now.

Listening to this song, my legs became lighter and time passed quickly.

In a blink of an eye, half an hour passed, and the side effects have been eliminated.

Li Xian took a towel and wiped his sweat, drank his saliva, and sat on the chair next to him for a break. Just as he was thinking about eating oysters today, a system prompt suddenly came to his head.

As the saying goes, happiness leads to sadness!!

Before, he was a little bit choked, and found the bug that broke the system, but he didn't know how to keep a low profile.

[Reminder: Boost Card: A bug in the use of real men in five seconds has been repaired.

Peat, can't it be fun!!

Is it easy for me!!

[Hint: BUG repair is successful, please pay attention to the new usage rules.

Li Xian's mood was not beautiful in an instant. He opened the system warehouse to read the new instructions for [Five Seconds Real Man]. Seeing the final additional conditions, he was immediately angry and his brain buzzed!

Specially, I'm not playing anymore!

Nima cha went in, but it couldn't be pulled out!

You can play even if you break the system. Simply add an additional condition at the back: this boost card cannot be removed within one hour after use.

Succinctly and concisely... In the future, this kind of card can't be random (star asterisk).

Are you angry!

So angry!

Li Xian felt that breaking the system was shameless enough, but he didn't expect it to be shameless enough.This is unclear, just want to see his body hollowed out.

The sao who broke the system, didn't put a fart every day, but spied on him in secret.

Thinking of this, Li Xian shuddered involuntarily, spitting out frantically: You are done with things, prying at Lao Tzu's thoughts every day, you big glass.

System Baba: I have no gender!

Well, it's useless to scold it, anyway, it keeps playing dead.

Li Xian cursed for a while, his anger disappeared a little, and he got up to take a shower.

That's it...what else, this time it can only be considered a win!

[Five Seconds Real Man] This boost card may require four or five assistants before it can be used.

"I am going to kill ten today!!!"

When I got out of the bathroom, I didn't even care about my weight. I ran to the study with my laptop. After I turned it on, I logged into Weibo and directly selected ten unlucky ones.

These ten unlucky ghosts to be killed by him are available in all regions, but there is an Ionia ID that is too familiar.

"ID: I'm in Dongting Lake, Ionian drill one... I went, this Nima is not the master of the cave, right?" Li Xian will watch the live broadcast if nothing is wrong, such as funny fish, YY, station flag, dragons, etc. Wait, these live broadcast platforms have been visited.

Most of the anchors he watched are technical junglers, and then some entertaining and funny ones too.The cave owner's name is like Lei Guaner, and he and Dong Dong currently occupy 90,001 and a half of the country, how could he have not heard of it.

"If you really are Dongzhu, do you want to be gentle with him?"

…………………………

Channel YY90001, Songshen Dongting Lake.

"Ahhhh~~~~~Who cares about me."

He had just lost a wave of teamfights and he was the first one to send it. Seeing his towers and crystals were leveled continuously, he drank his saliva leisurely, then turned to look at Brother Kai and said, " Brother Kai, I ordered."

"Um... I initiated it." Brother Kai muffled.

The owner of the cave said: "We don't blame us for this wave, my team is perfect, they didn't output it!"

Brother Kai said: "You can drive it well, but you die a bit faster. You can hold it for a while."

The owner of the cave said: "I was so broken in the early stage. It would be nice to be able to carry it for two or three seconds."

Brother Kai said: "It's OK, let's choose a strong hero and try to blow the opponent out. What's more, I lost two in the first promotion tournament."

"Well..... I must be the master today. I can't go up and stop broadcasting..." Hu Kairui set up a flag for himself, and when he was preparing to qualify, he suddenly said: "Wait a minute, Brother Kai...I Here comes a message on Weibo."

"What's the matter?" Wang Zhekai looked over.

"The local tyrant who played the solo game wrote a letter saying that he wants to start the game now, not waiting for it!"

"Uh, let's solo first."

"Are you going first, or am I going first?"

"You go on your solo."

"Don't, Brother Kai, you help me try the water!" Hu Kairui said with a flattering face, and raised his eyebrows and said, "Come on, Brother Kai, let the water friends see your true strength."

ps: Here comes, no matter what support, please come.....