My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

Huang Leibai glanced at him, thought about it for a while, and then spoke: “We are now in Yunnan, we want to follow the customs, and our master here will welcome the guests to the door.” ”

“Well, it makes sense, this really has to be followed by the customs.” He Hao nodded approvingly.

Hearing his words, Huang Lei’s eyes lit up: “That’s right, Xiao Hao!” ”

He Hao: “You said. ”

Huang Lei: “Uncle Huang, I already have a Buddha jumping off the wall to do, I really can’t tell the difference to make a bao yak, and I won’t make a bao yaki chicken tendon, so ah~”

“Peng Peng, sister Zifeng, did you hear what Teacher Huang said clearly?” He Hao stood up and shouted to the three people watching the play not far away.

？？？？

We’re talking about cooking.

How did you call these two here?

Huang Lei was stunned.

Peng Peng and Zi Feng stood on the side to watch the play, but they watched with relish, and this was suddenly called, and they were a little confused for a while.

Peng Peng responded unsurely: “Brother Hao, I heard clearly, but what’s wrong.” ”

“What else, of course, is to make a bag of roasted chicken toes.” He Hao pouted.

？？？

Peng Peng was stunned, this is not right!

It’s not for you to do it, what do you say about letting me do it?

“No, brother, Teacher Huang means to let you do it.”

He Hao shook his head: “No, no, Uncle Huang just said, you want to go to the countryside and follow the customs, according to the customs here, you and Zifeng both call me brother, right?” ”

Peng Peng nodded.

“That’s not it, you go and see, there is a family of five outside, and there is a family that is cooked by the eldest brother.”

“Or you can ask the national audience, all three brothers and sisters in the family, that family is not, the second eldest and sister cook, there will be the eldest brother cooking.”

He Hao spread his hands and glanced at the yellow barrier next to him.

I know that you, the old fox, agreed to my participation in the yearning, and I didn’t have a good heart.

Thankfully, I was prepared.

“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, I’m the eldest brother in the family, and before I got married, I never cooked at home.”

“It was the same when I wasn’t married, I had a sister and a brother, and my sister always cooked at home, and my brother and I would hold Erlang’s legs and wait for food.”

“The two eldest brothers upstairs, you have exposed your age, as well as your family status, please take a picture of the old now.”

“Nonsense, that’s of course the boss, I asked my wife to kneel, she definitely didn’t dare to stand.”

“I let her go east, she definitely doesn’t dare to go west, I take other women home, she doesn’t dare to beep, how old do you say I am?”

“Lao Zheng, you take your words, say it again.”

“Tong Tian, when did you bring another woman home?”

“Wife???”

“Baby ???”

“Brother, after all the way.”

“Brother, after all the way.”

Peng Peng was directly dumbfounded.

This asks the audience, that hardly needs to be asked.

When I was a child, I led a family child, but my eldest brother didn’t do any work.

Thinking left and right, Peng Peng touched the back of his head: “But I can’t cook!” ”

He Hao: “It’s okay, you can eat it, as long as you don’t be like my uncle, you can’t eat it.” ”

He Dan glared at him.

Stinky boy, don’t you know to save some face for your uncle?

Huang Lena didn’t know that the plan had failed, and stood up to give a few people a look.

Several people understood in an instant and followed him away.

He Hao watched them leave and pouted.

Than IQ, who is afraid of whom!

“I told you earlier that it’s useless, you don’t believe it, especially Uncle Xiao and Uncle Huang, you don’t want to think about it, compared with the boss IQ, you can compare?”

Standing on the beam, he shook his head and sighed at the few people who returned.

Huang Lei was originally a little unhappy because of his failure, which was despised by a bird, which was even more unhappy, viciously holding a kitchen knife and staring at him.

“Beeping, I’ll chop you up, eat the letter?”

As if a human stretched out his middle finger, he said proudly to him with his wings: “If you don’t believe it, you can chop me and try.” ”

Depend on!!!

Of course, Huang Lei knew what it meant, and he cursed bitterly in his heart, and really did not dare to say anything more.

“I lean on, Huang Li should not be so prodded, not a parrot, if I chop it on the spot, pluck the hair and cook it in the pot.”

“Upstairs, understand the animal protection law, the knife is for you, you chop it down and try.”

“The sand sculpture on the first floor, this parrot is a blue moon wheel parrot, it is a national second-class protected animal, starting from three years, you think it’s a joke.”

“On the first floor, pluck the hair and eat, do you have the ability to try to eat, know the latest law, prohibit eating parrots and other animals to understand.”

“What a joke, it’s just a parrot, there are so many rules.”

“Oh, sand sculpture.”

“Huh, silly beep.”

“Huh, silly.”

A group of people all collectively sprayed death at the spectators who wanted to eat.

Indeed, Huang Lei did not dare to move anything, because of this.

The Blue Moon Wheel Parrot is itself a national protected animal.

Special 2020, who dares to kill snakes, parrots, civets and other second-class protected animals.

This has to be reported, and if you don’t die, you have to peel off your skin.

At this time, the guests had already arrived, it was Zhou Xun and Zhang Jingyi.

The two learned that they didn’t have to do anything today, and they could still eat and jump off the wall, how could they be happy.

After some familiarization, except for He Hao who was still in the hammock, everyone else was in the kitchen.

The woman has no doubt, and there is only scare in her eyes.

Originally, the parrot of the Blue Moon Wheel, although this kind of parrot, is not comparable to the purple and blue King Kong hero, the Speke parrot.

But the blue feathers, the little red mouth, look humble, humble.

For women, that’s hugely lethal.

Zhou Xun looked at He Hao, lying alone in a hammock, without the slightest intention of coming over.

Although it has been learned that it is He Dan’s nephew, and there is no need to work because of him.

As an old man in the entertainment industry.

That can not know, recording a show, as a newcomer, more shots, that must be the more the merrier.

This point of view makes sense, as He Dan’s nephew, there is no reason not to understand.

At least He Dan has definitely ordered it many times.

But just where to lie down, how can there be a shot, and an episode that has not been cut for the director has appeared a few times.

Zhou Xun asked: “Teacher He, you let your nephew lie there!” ”

He Dan, who had a high emotional intelligence, could not understand what he meant, and replied with a sigh.

“You think I don’t want to! But Xiao Hao, this kid is a salted fish. ”

“I tell you, we want to let him do some work so far today, but he has all defused it.”

“Teacher Huang fooled him into cooking, but he almost said that he wanted your guests to do it.”

Zhou Xun was surprised: “What, Huang Lei, this old fox fooled him into failure, how is this possible.” ”

At this time, he was surrounded by two girls with contempt.

“How is it impossible, my eldest family scored a full score in the college entrance examination that year and became the national champion.

“Uncle Huang is looking for the boss to fight IQ, it’s just a three-year-old child, and he fights with adults.”

Full score in the college entrance examination?

This sentence made everyone confused.

Everyone quickly looked at He Dan.

Peng Peng swallowed a mouthful of saliva: “Teacher He, is this true?” ”

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