My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

Looking at this body, the money failed, but it was also shown.

Zhou Xun said that he wanted to fight with He Hao and patted the table: “What about your girlfriend!” You know how to sleep all day, how to find a girlfriend, and that girl will like you. ”

He Hao yawned and replied with weariness: “Girlfriend? Play a game and don’t play it, sleep and grab the quilt, don’t say fake, I’d rather have played a game than with my girlfriend. ”

Poof

Those present couldn’t help but laugh.

Special Peng Peng gave a thumbs up.

Brother, cow batch.

“Show, really show.”

“This buddy can go to heaven and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.”

“I think it’s okay, why is my girlfriend coming, there is a game fragrance?”

“No, no, hahahaha.”

“Laugh at me, is this trying to laugh me to death so that I can inherit my League of Legends King?”

And although Zhou Xun couldn’t help but laugh, he didn’t laugh for long, his face turned up, and he sneered and said, “I see you can’t find it before saying this, right?” ”

“Can’t find it?” He Hao smiled disdainfully.

“It may be difficult for me to make money and be healthy, but finding a girlfriend, that’s no pressure at all.”

？？？

Earn money in the first and second grades.

The body is even more enviable with eight-pack abs.

You tell me it’s easier to be a girlfriend than that?

Zhou Xun looked unbelieving: “I don’t believe it!” If you have the ability, you can find one for me to show now. ”

“Okay.” He Hao rolled his eyes and turned to get his phone.

Watching him take his mobile phone over, Zhou Xun looked at him calmly: “Get it!” ”

“High school, college groups, and groups where I played games to meet friends, watched.” He Hao shook his phone.

Zhou Yan’s face was expressionless, and he made a plea to clean up.

He Hao quickly edited a message, and then sent it to the group one by one, and pushed the mobile phone to Zhou Fu after sending it.

Zhou Xun looked at the message inside and sneered: “You won’t tell me, that’s okay, right?” ”

He Hao nodded: “Yes, that’s okay, you’ll know in a minute.” ”

“Hahaha, are you teasing me, this must work, I will wash my hair upside down today.” Zhou Yan seemed to have heard a big joke.

And the content of this message reads.

Want to find a girlfriend, do you have a willing little sister?

If you are willing, bring a picture to me.

The crooks get out.

Don’t say it’s Zhou Xuan, in addition, Pengpeng, Zi Feng, and Zhang Qingyi looked at this and didn’t believe that He Hao could succeed.

Peng Peng: “Brother Hao, if you can do this, I will kneel for you.” ”

Zi Feng: “Brother, if I were inside, I would definitely scold you.” ”

Zhang Qingyi nodded: “I mean the same thing as Zi Feng.” ”

Only Huang Lei and He Dan did not show an expression of disbelief, but shook their heads with a smile.

The cameraman obtained He Hao’s consent and sent the complete content of the message to the audience.

When the audience saw this text message, they also unanimously did not believe it.

About a little over a minute.

Ding dong!

Ding dong!

Ding dong!

He Hao’s mobile phone kept ringing.

This made almost everyone stunned.

“Here it is.” He Hao swiped the screen with his hand and opened the first message.

A photo inside shows that she is a very beautiful girl.

And the content is.

This is not a fraud, no p, you can video, you can also come and identify in person.

Male god, choose me and choose me.

In four years of college, I have always liked you, and I still can’t forget your handsome appearance.

The second one, also a photo, begins with the same meaning.

And the content is.

Love, although on the Internet, but I have a crush on you, have been secretly in love with you for a long time.

You know, your voice fascinates me every night.

Love heart is He Hao’s screen name, which means to have a sentient heart.

Article 3, Article 4, Article 5, Article 6, Article 7, almost all of them are like this.

This made Zhou Xun and others stunned.

This is not true.

This is definitely not true.

A salted fish who loves to play games and sleep, actually said to find a girlfriend, so many people promised to do it.

How is this possible, fake, absolutely fake.

As if seeing what they meant, He Hao asked slowly.

“Sister Xuan, there is a sentence I don’t know whether to say or not, let’s say it! Do you have eyes? ”

“Forget it, tell you about it!”

He Dan glared at him: “How did you talk?”

He Hao touched his nose and continued, “Since the sixth grade of primary school, there have been girls who confessed to me, and there were no less than ten in the three years of junior high school. ”

“When I was in high school, it was even more exaggerated, I didn’t boast, I went to me in high school and asked, I was the male god of the whole school at that time, and there were too many love letters confessed to me, and ten drawers couldn’t fit it.”

“When I got to college, I did too.”

“Ask again if it’s hard to find a girlfriend, can you look at my face, think about my voice, figure, and most importantly, my lack of money?”

“Just ask those present, sister Zifeng, Zhang Qingyi, you said I want to soak you, can you resist?”

Zi Feng and Zhang Qingyi looked at He Hao’s handsome face, and the two were silent at the same time.

There is no way to answer this question

Zhou Xun’s whole person froze and turned his gaze to He Dan.

He Dan nodded and agreed with what he said.

Zhou Xuan: ……

Peng Peng: “Brother, how did you do it?” ”

He Hao shrugged: “First face, second voice, third money.” ”

He also said all of this, in elementary school and junior high school, he was not so handsome, at most a little handsome.

But what was his junior high school age.

But unlike today’s children, there are Apple mobile phones in primary school after zero, and a hundred dollars in the pocket is normal a day.

When He Hao was studying, don’t say a hundred, who has fifty yuan a day, that is definitely the best one in the class.

At that time, children in elementary school could be excited to have five cents a day in pocket money.

For a dollar or two a day, that’s just cool.

Ten dollars a day, there are not many in school.

Children who go to junior high school have more than ten yuan, but most of the food expenses are still rarely ten yuan a day.

It is rare to have a hundred a day, and there are few in the whole school.

Thousands of pocket money, estimated only for children in the four major cities.

And He Hao was worth millions in junior high school, all his money, and tens of thousands of locomotives he drove to school.

Clothes, shoes, all the latest trends.

How can it not attract the attention of the girl, pay more attention to it is good feeling, like it.

Not to mention that he obtained the system in the third year of junior high school, and there were two rewards in the big package.

One is to scare this parrot, and the other is appearance, sound.

And the skill at the system level is to learn God.

This got him to high school, and it was out of control.

However, he has not been in a relationship with a classmate or a girl in the same school.

“I suddenly understood why he was so salty.”

“I also understand, I can see that he must have been in love a lot, maybe he is still a scumbag.”

“Yes, it must have harmed a lot of girls at school.”

“That’s right, it’s all men, who have spent their teenage years, and at that stage, it is impossible to endure it.”

“Hey, you’re jealous, come and hack him, right?”

“Who is jealous, this is a demon, but the fact we are talking about, at that time, the man had a sister who did not bring it to talk about life?”

“That, let me say, I once went to a school with him, he did chase many girls, but he never fell in love.”

“？？？ How can it be. ”

“It’s true, I have a school with him in junior high school, and in high school, he is a celebrity in the whole school, and if we are in love, we definitely know.”

“And my current wife liked him at the beginning, and failed to confess more than a dozen times, and because of this, I got it.”

“Brother, ask you a question, don’t you think your head is a little green?”

“Yes and what, compared with him, not comparable, not comparable.”

“I wipe

“Let’s call him! How about calling it a big guy? ”

“Big guy? This can have, I approve. ”

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