My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

Not to mention Zi Feng, even the audience was stunned.

“Do parrots have to do test papers too?”

“You’re stupid! How do parrots do test papers. ”

“What does that mean?”

“I should say big guy! Zi Feng’s score, compared with the big guy, is indeed a little dish. ”

“I always feel like something isn’t right.”

Zi Feng thought about it, and also suspected that it was He Hao, but it seemed to be talking about itself, and simply asked: “Jiao, did you also take the college entrance examination?” ”

“Participated, I took the exam last year, I took the exam for seven hundred and thirty points, sister Zifeng am I powerful?” ”

Seven…… Seven hundred and thirty?

Zi Feng’s eyes widened in disbelief.

No, this should be different from what I tested.

I must have thought too much.

Thinking of this, Zi Feng perked up again and asked curiously: “Shu, what did you take in the college entrance examination?” ”

Yan Yi looked at her like a fool: “This also needs to be said, what others take in the college entrance examination, I will take the test.” ”

Zi Feng swallowed a mouthful of saliva: “Sister is a little unconvinced, I want to test you.” ”

Isn’t it…………

A bird, a human test paper, is this possible?

The director who got up early was shocked when he saw this scene, but he didn’t care if it was really fake, and ordered that the cameraman must shoot this well.

You can see that if this is true, it will be absolutely hot, explosive.

Tan nodded the bird’s head: “Come on!” Sister, take the test as you like. ”

Zi Feng searched the memory bank and spoke: “The study of the sons arose in the pre-Qin Dynasty…”

After she said this, she interrupted her words: “Sister Zifeng, what are you talking about, what about the college entrance examination?” ”

When Zi Feng heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, lowered his head and smiled: “This is the college entrance examination!” The previous college entrance examination language topic. ”

The audience was also relieved and almost frightened.

Fortunately, if this is really 730 for the college entrance examination, then I will read a fart book, and I can’t even compare with a bird.

“It’s impossible, I take the exam every year, why don’t I have this question.” He flicked the bird’s head with a look of disbelief.

Zi Feng asked curiously, “Then what are you taking the test, tell me about it?” ”

“I took the test of Chinese and English, fancy flying, catching insects, dodging, fighting.” ”

Seven subjects, one no less.

This also made Zi Feng understand the seven subjects he said, and he was very curious about the last four subjects.

“How many English? Can you tell your sister, what have you learned? ”

He tilted his head: “I learned addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in mathematics, decimal point arithmetic, English learned how to say animals, fruits, good morning, good afternoon, language…” ”

Zi Feng listened, his face became shocked, and he looked at it dumbfounded.

She still has a lot of memories of elementary school, and she still remembers what she has learned.

And this language is the content of elementary school, at least up to the sixth grade.

A bird, will be the content of the sixth grade of elementary school.

This can be imagined.

Zi Feng suppressed the shock in his heart and said with a smile: “Shall I give you a question to answer?” ”

Twilight nodded the bird’s head.

“What is 23 times 30 divided by 50?”

“Equal to 12.”

“How much does 207.56 times 366.8 divided by 48.5 equal?”

“Equal to 1569.**.”

Zi Feng took out his mobile phone and turned on the computer to calculate.

Although he is a top student, it is very difficult to calculate this mentally, and there are too many numbers.

After calculating the results on the mobile phone, Zifeng swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at the stunned.

It really is.

Although it was only an elementary school topic, this parrot could calculate it, so how could Zi Feng not be shocked.

“Brothers, which of you calculated it, and did it turn out like this?”

“I just used the computer to calculate it, and a number is not bad.”

“Lie down, this parrot god.”

“Look at this parrot, look at my son, I go and beat my son, a bird counts out, it tells me no.”

“Uncle upstairs, just start lightly and break your leg.”

“It’s good that it won’t be in high school, otherwise I wouldn’t want to live.”

“It’s hard to say, this is learned in the sixth grade of elementary school, dare you say that it will not learn high school in a few years?”

“This…”

Raising his head proudly: “Am I very powerful, am I very powerful?” ”

At this time, He Hao walked out of the room and saw the stunning on the table.

“Do I catch you and go back by yourself, or do you go by yourself?”

A very calm voice.

But it made the happy chatter with Zi Feng.

“Old, boss…”

“I won’t say it a second time, so you know.”

“Sister, early.”

He Hao said lightly, and at the same time said hello to Zifeng next to him.

Shrinking the bird’s head, he jumped into the cage.

“Poof, handsome for only three seconds, hahaha.”

“Call anyone who dares to scare, but afraid of the big guy.”

“But how to raise it, I’m really curious, it can be both English and Chinese.”

“This should be taught by the big guy, the big guy is the big guy, teaching a bird is better than me teaching my son.”

“Poof, upstairs, your son is not as good as a bird.”

After getting in, use your mouth to pull the cloth on it, and pull it down little by little.

Zi Feng looked at the pitiful appearance of Qiao, and his love flooded, and he weakly spoke: “Brother, can you not punish Jiao?” ”

He Hao paused: “Okay!” ”

Anyway, it’s just a scare, knowing that this product will run out when he is asleep.

“Thank you brother.”

The stunned in the cage instantly came back to life with blood, and jumped out of the cage excitedly.

“Hahaha, I’m scaring the air back.”

He Hao didn’t pay attention to it, but soaked in a hammock and lay down.

Yesterday, Peng Peng and Huang Lei drove motorcycles, snoring louder than sleeping.

As a result, he barely slept, and only woke up this morning when Huang Li ran out for a run.

Zi Feng looked at He Hao lying on the hammock with his eyes closed, and asked in a low voice: “Brother, shouldn’t you still sleep?” ”

He Hao opened his eyes slightly: “What else can you do without sleeping, so sleepy, good morning.” ”

“Wait, brother, can you tell me how you teach it, it’s just like a human, even I understand the language, and I want to raise a parrot like it.” Zi Feng thought of something and quickly asked.

These words made the audience’s ears prick up.

Such a beautiful parrot that can communicate at will, I also want to have one.

Especially wandering alone in the field, there is such a parrot, how happy life is, and there will be loneliness in the middle of the night.

He Hao didn’t open his eyes and pointed to his heart.

In fact, he didn’t know that the system sent it, and the wisdom of the scare was similar to that of ordinary people.

PS: There are still tonight, one or two more. This chapter is a bit bland, the next one will be a little better.