My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

After three rounds of drinking, everyone leaned comfortably on their chairs.

Only Sha Yi and He Hao continued to drink.

Huang Lei said with a smile: “Sha Yi, shouldn’t you be upset about things before and want to kill Xiao Hao?” ”

Sha Yi pouted: “How is it possible, am I like that person?” ”

“Like ~”

As soon as he finished speaking, the others nodded in unison.

Sha Yi: …………

Can’t you give me some face?

Could it be that you want me to put on red hair and ask you to give face?

At this time, Tao Hong asked Xiang He Hao: “Xiao Hao, I have also heard about you, and I also think that you can’t do this!” ”

Sha Yiyi nodded: “The ex-wife is right, there is no dream so early, the goal, what is the difference between it and the walking dead.” ”

Huang Lei said with a smile: “This is the ideal of yearning for life, eating and drinking enough.” ”

The others laughed along.

And He Hao nodded in response to Sha Yi: “Yes, why don’t I have a dream, a goal, but it’s a pity that someone has to cooperate.” ”

Someone, cooperate?

Everyone was stunned.

Especially the immortal sword is beautiful, and his eyes flashed a trace of complexity.

Huang Lei smiled and asked: “Someone, said girlfriend, or who?” ”

He Hao pouted: “My uncle, I have been looking forward to it for more than ten years, and I want to have a younger brother or sister, but he is still naked, and his girlfriend doesn’t know if he has one.” ”

When these words came out, Immortal Sword Simei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

He Dan suddenly choked (*⊙~⊙) and looked at him with wide eyes.

Nephew, I am your own uncle.

You’re pit uncle!

Huang Lei looked at He Dan deeply: “Teacher He, you really have to hurry, my daughter is in junior high school.” ”

Tao Hong: “Indeed, Teacher He, you have to catch tightly, they are all over forty, I am similar to you, and the children will play soy sauce.” ”

He Hao followed and said, “That is, don’t be a grandfather, I don’t have a younger brother or sister.” ”

“you.” He Dan rolled his eyes, seeing that others were discussing, and his heart was depressed

Sha Yi: “Xiao Hao, what about your goal?” ”

Everyone began to be curious again, and they didn’t think it was too much.

He Hao took a sip of wine, his face was flushed, and he looked at the sky with intoxication: “The goal has been completed by three-fifths, so my uncle is here.” ”

Sha Yi was stunned: “Three-fifths, what does this have to do with your uncle?” ”

The others nodded along, the dream was over, and this goal was even related.

He Hao pouted: “Why can’t there be, my goal is to wake up every day to eat and play games, and if I lose the game, I will beat my brother, and if I lose, I will bully my sister.” ”

“Now that I have eaten, slept, and played games, I will send my brother and sister, can it be okay?”

waiter？

Sleep, eat, play games, beat brother, bully sister.

That’s your goal?

Are you sure you’re not kidding me?

The corners of everyone’s mouths twitched fiercely.

In particular, He Dan’s face darkened.

He Hao was unhurried: “Uncle, you can promise what you said.” ”

Ho Dan: …………

Stinking…… Brat.

This can’t be trained, can’t be scolded, He Dan can only hold it, staring at He Hao with his eyes.

“Poof, why is the teacher’s future children sad, they are all targeted before they take shape.”

“Shape, show, this word is used in seconds!”

“I think I should have been targeted before it came out.”

“It should not become, it has already been targeted.”

“I’ll go, one incarnate, one didn’t come out, didn’t become, you guys are more showy.”

……………

After eleven o’clock in the evening, the live broadcast was closed.

Wash up and go to bed, adequate sleep is very important for celebrities.

And there is only one person left in the gazebo.

This person, He Hao, was lying in a hammock playing with his mobile phone.

Because I know that people are looking for it, after all, it is troublesome in the room, so I choose to sleep in a hammock tonight.

In fact, he didn’t want to bother with coming to find it, but he hadn’t eaten meat for a long time, and he missed it a little.

At this time, the pavilion welcomed a person, it was He Dan.

He Hao saw him for the first time and took the lead in speaking: “Uncle, I won’t go back to sleep tonight, I’ll sleep here.” ”

He Dan took a stool and sat down next to him: “Hao! Uncle already knows, they are all your ex-girlfriends, right? ”

“What?”

“What’s more, I see that they are coming to find you, well, worthy of our He family’s species.”

“Uh

Daddy blind date, grandpa blind date, He Dan single.

Excuse me………… Does the He family have a big hand to flirt with sisters?

He Dan nagged and said: “You are a lot older, it’s time to consider starting a family, or take them all, uncle believes you can do it.” ”

“Uncle, you really know how to teach your nephew!”

“That’s necessary, don’t worry that you can’t bring all the children you have, and you won’t be afraid of seven or eight more.”

“Uncle, I know it, you go back to sleep!”

“Do you remember, if you want to work hard, it is best to let me be the second master this year.”

“Remember.”

“Remember, remember, you go back to sleep!”

Seeing that He Dan finally left, He Hao breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, another person walked towards the gazebo.

He Hao was stunned when he saw the person coming.

How is she.

The person who came was Master Liu, and after coming, he said indifferently: “It’s not convenient, go over there and talk.” ”

He Hao shrugged and followed.

The two soon came to the sugar cane field.

A few fireflies danced on the side.

Master Liu held the firefly in his hand and said softly: “Someone has been pursuing me recently. ”

“Normal, it’s strange that no one pursues it.” He Hao shrugged.

From his face, there was not the slightest expression on his face.

Master Liu was directly silent.

She didn’t speak, and He Hao didn’t speak.

For about two minutes, there was still no expression on his face, and no expression could be seen in his eyes.

Master Liu spoke in disappointment: “I refused, after so many years, I still can’t forget you.” ”

“Handsome, live well, it’s normal if you can’t forget.”

“Can you not be so dirty, it was like this when we were together, and it is still like this.”

“Che, it’s not what you taught me.”

He Hao pouted, remembering that he had smashed his mouth with her when he was with her.

Well, good kids are taught bad by big sisters.

Master Liu was full of black lines: “Who taught whom, don’t you count in your heart?” ”

“Why didn’t you count, who preached the first time, who preached and played with relatives, and who preached the first time?”

“You dare to say it’s not you?”

Master Liu: …………