My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

“120,000 splits a day, who can do this, I can’t do it anyway.”

“Fart, I can’t do this three hundred times.”

“I… I can’t hold on, so I can’t do it with a knife and chop three hundred. ”

“I can’t do it, it’s impossible for anyone to insist on it.”

“Perhaps, the national art was lost like this.”

Peng Peng swallowed a mouthful of saliva: “That… Are there any kung fu that can be easily learned? ”

The next two nodded in along.

Like this, 120,000 times a day, this is simply impossible to do, reduce three zeros, that’s about the same.

He Hao touched his chin and thought.

“It’s not for nothing, and it’s not difficult at all, as long as you stand every day, you should have heard of this kung fu.”

“What martial arts?”

Peng Peng’s eyes lit up and he quickly asked.

“Have you heard of the Admiralty Hood?”

He Hao responded.

Admiralty hood, who has not heard of this kung fu, basically no one has not heard of this kung fu.

That’s TV, novels, and the Internet are still circulating.

Peng Peng nodded quickly: “Of course I have heard of it, I heard that when you practice to the highest level, you can be invulnerable to swords and guns, and you will not invade water and fire, so I don’t know if it’s really fake.” ”

He Hao chewed the sweet pineapple and said slowly

“Some of them are fake, such as the fact that fire and water do not invade, and it is true that the knife and gun are invulnerable.”

“Of course, this is talking about a gun with a cold weapon, not a gun with a hot weapon, and the human flesh cannot withstand the attack of a hot weapon.”

It’s true that the knife is invulnerable….

Peng Peng swallowed a mouthful of saliva: “Enough, this is enough.” I’m going to learn this kung fu and ask me to teach me. ”

While begging for teaching, I fantasized about filming in the future, hanging Weia, beating or something, and I will never get hurt again.

“Okay, the golden bell hood is easy to learn, let people beat your left and right arms and biceps with all their strength and five thousand fists every day, and after a month, add a person to hammer you on both sides, and let people change to wooden sticks in the hammer after about three months.”

“After one year, you can get started, and then, as before, practice other parts of the body, from the arms to the legs, and then the body to the head, and withstand beatings every day, about ten years, and the stupid person can be trained for twenty years, and there will be no flaws in the whole body, and the sword and gun will not penetrate.”

He Hao was also unambiguous, and directly said the cultivation method.

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Isn’t that hard to call a little?

Easy, just standing up?

Big brother, are you sure you didn’t amuse me?

Hearing this cultivation method, Peng Peng was dumbfounded again.

Not only him, but also the audience.

“I want to ask, how is this not difficult?”

“Nima, is this definitely learning kung fu, not suicide?”

“If you are punched with five thousand punches every day, this special iron plate can be pierced, right?”

“What’s this…… Who dares to learn? ”

Peng Peng: “Brother Hao, are you sure you’re not teasing me?” ”

His title has been changed, and he is no longer called master.

He Hao shrugged: “Why am I teasing you, I said the truth.” ”

Peng Peng: …

This is not done by humans at all.

You say don’t tease me?

This he can wronged He Hao, whether it was 120,000 times a day before, or this golden bell hood, He Hao did not lie in the slightest.

And He Hao also learned from the system after obtaining the martial arts grandmaster skill.

At the beginning, learning martial arts was not called learning martial arts, but learning murder.

Learn how to kill, counterkill, prevent, and assassinate enemies.

It’s just that the literati who studied martial arts felt that this murder was too vulgar and indecent, so it was called Xuwu, martial arts, and martial arts.

In ancient times, whether thousands of troops took the first rank, a husband was a gatekeeper, a warrior who could not be opened, or a warrior who walked the rivers and lakes.

These ancient generals, knights and their martial arts.

Either way, it’s a powerful practice.

Then from the battlefield to kill the enemy to find a way, how to quickly and accurately ruthless, positive killing, counter-killing, anti-killing martial arts.

And the first practice, as he said, take a knife, horizontal, vertical, left and right oblique chopping 30,000 times, or punch trees, kick stones, and hit trees tens of thousands of times a day.

After such practice, where is the fist not strong, where is the leg not fierce, where is the weapon not slippery?

Peng Peng suddenly saw He Hao’s hands, and he was directly startled, and King Kong became angry.

“I knew you were fooling me.”

“If you don’t teach, forget it, why fool me.”

“Nope! What I said is the truth! ”

He Hao was a little puzzled and scratched his head, obviously what he said was the truth, why did he say that he fooled him tomorrow.

Peng Peng sat directly on the ground, crying and crying: “You are a bad brother, I believe you are a ghost, look at your hands, is this like practicing your own hands?” ”

The photographer was also quick and pointed the lens at He Hao’s hand.

I don’t know how many women, but also envious of the slender white and tender hands, presented the screen.

This pair of hands appeared, and the person in control couldn’t help it on the spot.

“Love love, this hand is too beautiful, I really want him to put it on me.”

“I decided, He Hao will be my husband in the future, do the sisters have any opinions?”

“Upstairs, don’t say anything, pull out the knife!”

“Lean, a group of hand-controlled dogs, mine is not bad!” Put me on you! ”

“Roll !!!”

“Nima…”

“But seriously, the big guy really opened his eyes and said nonsense, this hand really didn’t look like he had practiced.”

“Yes, otherwise this hand will not be so tender, but it should be a little rough.”

“I’m curious how the big guy did it, even if he hasn’t practiced, this hand won’t look so good, right?”

And He Hao was stunned, raised his hands to take a look, and looked at Peng Peng: “I think it’s quite normal!” ”

Normal?

Peng Peng flattened his mouth: “This is normal, if you have practiced, how can your hands not be rough at all.” ”

Others nodded approvingly, often holding a knife, how could it be possible not to have rough hands.

He Hao pouted: “Do you know why some people can’t eat fat, and you eat fat?” ”

“Do you know why anyone is tall, are you so short?”

“Do you know why someone has long legs but you are so short?”

“Genetics.”

Peng Peng spoke weakly.

“That’s not it.”

He Hao rolled his eyes.

Peng Peng: …

Audience: ………………

What else can I say about this reason?

He Hao: “Pengpeng, do you still want to learn, I still have a very simple way to learn martial arts.” ”

Hearing this, Peng Peng stood up abruptly, arched his hand and said, “Sorry to interrupt.” ”

After that, he turned around and ran directly.

Watching him run, He Hao sighed and shook his head.

Today’s young people, just such a little bitterness, can’t resist, hey ~

(Author: It seems that he can carry it)

He Hao: ……

PS: A lot of uncle thanks, flowers, reminders and tips.

Because some classmates get married tomorrow and go over to dinner in the afternoon, I’m sorry to update so late.