My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

An hour ago

Just got a hundred bundles of bananas back?

Where would the seven people believe this, they shouted one after another.

“Impossible, absolutely impossible.”

“I obviously saw that Brother Hao is sleeping, and you haven’t worked.”

“It’s just, how could it have been finished an hour earlier than my door.”

“If you don’t believe it, you can ask the director!”

The last to speak was He Hao, shrugging at them.

The seven people quickly looked at Director Yan, wondering if it was true.

Yan Dao, who was behind the scenes, immediately pretended to be indifferent and nodded at them.

Seven: ………

How is this possible, how is it possible.

There are still unbelievers among them.

Wang Zhulun sat on the ground with a pg: “I don’t believe it’s true, you cheat, you definitely cheat.” ”

He couldn’t believe that it would explode when he was a horse.

“If you don’t believe it, you can go and watch the video, the video can prove that I have cheated or not.” He Hao spread his hands and looked at them with a smile.

The seven people immediately rushed to the crew and asked for a video.

Of course, it is impossible for the video crew not to give, and also arrange a cameraman to film their expressions watching the video, and close-ups are given.

After about half an hour, they finished watching the video, their faces were waxy and ash, and they were directly frozen in place.

It’s over, it’s over.

I’m going to be a horse.

This is the end of the calf.

Especially the six young people, all looked at He Dan.

“Teacher He, what do you say you said this color head for?”

“Teacher He, I really want to now…”

“Teacher He, let me ask you a question, can I hit you?”

“I also want to ask…”

“Plus 1.”

The six people wanted to cry, and the thought of being ridden as a horse was a shame.

Special girls.

Zi Feng wanted to cry, this was a man……… On the body, although it is a bet that the reason will not be cool, it will not affect his unemployment, and there may be a bonus.

But at that time, it is estimated that the whole network will say about this.

I don’t think I will lose it for the rest of my life.

After all, the other two women are not the first time to be a horse for He Hao, which is a little better for this, but they also want to cry.

Because this horse is different from before, it didn’t need much strength before, but this time it has more strength,

A person weighing at least one hundred and thirteen or so.

Not to mention five minutes, ten seconds to crush yourself, let alone climb.

As for He Dan being buried by so many people, he apologized frequently, and his face was very uncomfortable because he lost.

But I didn’t feel much in my heart, but I was thinking about it.

I’m his uncle, and he certainly won’t let me be a horse.

This is not bad, anyway, let him have more contact with the two sisters.

It’s a pity, if only I had won.

That’s right, he set the color head, just want He Hao and the two women to have more contact, especially physically.

And a little selfish desire to think of his nephew as a horse and ride on his back.

And fundamentally, he didn’t intend to lose and let He Hao give three men as horses, and gave women as horses.

So, in the beginning, the three men are tool people.

If the three men knew what he thought, they would have cried.

At this time, because Huang Lei had cooked the meal, he just came out to ask someone to serve the dishes, and when he saw them like this, he was curious and asked what was going on.

He had been busy in the kitchen and did not know what was happening.

Seeing that he asked, He Hao also explained for him.

Hahahahaha

After listening, Huang Lei laughed loudly: “You guys are really playing big!” Do you have thoughts of regret now? ”

Don’t……

Except for He Dan, the other six quickly nodded fiercely.

“Yes, I regret dying now.”

“Teacher Huang, save me.”

“Teacher Huang, help!”

“Teacher Huang, you can’t leave your girl!”

The last sentence was sent by Zi Feng.

Hey.

Their call for help made Huang Lei laugh and look at He Hao on the side.

“Xiao Hao! What do you think Uncle Huang has done to you? ”

Ready to make a move?

The six people were moved in their hearts.

Woo hoo, Mr. Huang, you are so good

Just knew you would help us.

He Hao’s eyes narrowed: “It’s pretty good, I often come over to cook for me.” ”

His words have the meaning inside, and this meaning is known to Huang Lei and He Dan.

That is, you want to fool me again?

Huang Lei’s face remained unchanged, as if he hadn’t heard He Hao’s words, patting him on the shoulder and pointing to everyone.

“It’s good, big nephew, you see, you have so many horses, you can’t finish riding anyway, see that Uncle Huang is good for you, all for Uncle Huang to ride.”

？？？

Six people are directly stupid …

Teacher Huang, aren’t you here to help us?

All of a sudden, they were moved in their hearts or something, they turned into, and they even wanted to cry.

“Go, Huang Lei’s operation is too commotion.”

“I thought Huang Lei was going to help, but it turned out to be a horse.”

“Jun Yi gave Uncle Huang a ride, this really treated them as horses.”

“I suddenly wanted to see them riding the yellow base, it must be very showy.”

The audience was amused by Huang Lei’s commotion.

Hahaha

Hahahaha

Hahahahaha

Suddenly He Hao burst into laughter.

The whole person covered his stomach, raised his head and laughed.

It’s a bit confusing.

What’s the situation, although this makes people want to laugh, but it’s not so funny, right?

Are you laughing so low?

He Dan looked nervous, and quickly covered He Hao’s forehead with his hand: “Xiao Hao, are you okay?” ”

Also knowing what he meant, He Hao pushed his hand away and said with a smile: “It’s okay, it’s okay, I just remembered a funny thing because of Uncle Huang’s words.” ”

It makes them curious, happy things who don’t want to know.

Huang Lei asked directly: “What’s the matter, tell us about it.” ”

The rest nodded.

He Hao calmed his mood, and then told them about it.

“This is my sophomore year, and there is an alumnus who is the same year as me, and his father is forty years old this year.”

？？？

Forty, with your childhood, you are twenty-five this year, then he will not be a father at the age of fifteen.

But why do you say this?

Everyone was surprised that he had become a father so early, and at the same time they were a little puzzled, not knowing why he said this.

“What about my alumnus! Is it a scumbag, the kind of extreme scum? ”

？？？

What does this say?

“Once, he brought a few women to the room to play.”

Multiplayer?

The doubts of the people deepened, and they couldn’t understand why they wanted to laugh.

“Then his dad came to this room, his dad is very handsome, thirty-five, and he looks like he is in his twenties.”

This must have taught my son a lesson, right?

Everyone speculated.

He hooked up with his son to the bathroom while telling his son, “Son! Ah dad is so tired from work, so hard! ”

“My alumnus, thinking that he was talking about his many problems, told his father, dad, I was wrong.”

“Here’s the point.”

Say it quickly!

Everyone rolled their eyes.

He Hao drank his saliva and said: “Son, you bring so many girls to play, the whole thing comes to play for dad, let dad be happy, comfortable and comfortable.” ”

No way!!!

I’ll go!!!

My mom!!!

ps: To tell everyone, this is actually a real thing, the author has seen it with his own eyes,