My love game is too abstract

"Hum hum ~ Yarrow's head is pointy, his butt is bare ~ He runs away at the sight of a cucumber ~"

The Magic Pot was holding a paintbrush, humming a song while drawing a turtle on the face of the Emperor Ode I memorial statue in the kingdom's central park.

She twisted her small waist, humming a song, in an exceptionally good mood.

After finishing the graffiti, she wrote on the emperor statue's forehead: "Yarrow was here, His Majesty the Emperor is truly a small fry ~"

Then, satisfied, she clapped her hands, and was about to fly away when a shout came from behind:

"Magic Pot!"

She looked down and saw Yarrow chasing after her.

He saw the Emperor's holy face, which had been painted messily, covered his face, and sighed.

"Hey, haven't you made enough trouble? Shouldn't you come back with me?" he shouted at the Magic Pot.

"Nyehehe, I don't want to!"

The Magic Pot pulled down her eyelids and made a face at him.

"Hmph, you bullied me so much before, I'm not going to let you off so easily now!"

"Then what do you want me to do to make you happy?" Yarrow said helplessly.

"Hmm..."

The Magic Pot touched her chin and thought for a moment.

"To forgive you..."

Her eyebrows curved into crescent shapes, and she pointed her finger at Yarrow:

"If you want me to forgive you, unless you agree to all my demands!"

"Speak."

"First! Don't put me in your bag anymore! I want to sleep on a soft bed! And you have to give me strawberry pudding every day! As much as I want!"

"Okay! No problem!"

"Second! From now on, you have to be my slave dog! You have to do whatever I tell you to do!"

". . . Okay . . ."

"Third, from now on, the right to use Wish Power belongs to me, and you have to go out and earn Wish Power every day, and you're not allowed to be lazy!"

"You..." Yarrow clicked his tongue, but still gritted his teeth and agreed.

"Hmph hmph, but if the slave dog is obedient, I might reward you with a little wish, but the premise is that you have to make me happy," the Magic Pot said triumphantly.

Completely tyrannical terms.

"So, if you're willing, then kiss my instep ~"

The Magic Pot flew in front of him, raised a small, exquisite foot like milky jade, wearing white foot socks, with five rosy and adorable toes, and the thumb stretched out and retracted towards him.

"Come on, come on ~" the Magic Pot shouted at him.

Yarrow sighed, raised his hand, grabbed the small foot, and kissed the instep.

Before he could raise his head, there was a click of a shutter.

He looked and saw the Magic Pot was taking a picture of him with his phone.

"Oh ~ I took it, a pervert kissing a young girl's foot ~ Now I have all the evidence." She held the phone and showed him the picture on it.

"You..."

Yarrow touched his pocket and found that his phone had been taken away at some point.

"You little brat..." he said, suppressing his anger.

"Eh? Is this the attitude towards the master? Small fry slave dog?" the Magic Pot said in a teasing tone.

Seeing Yarrow's aggrieved look, she contentedly hooked the corners of her mouth, flew over, twisted her body and rode on his shoulders, patting his head.

"Little small fry, obediently become master's mount ~ You must be very happy in your heart to be ridden by a young girl, right?"

"Hehe..." Yarrow chuckled twice, "Then are you willing to go back now?"

"Unless there's delicious milk pudding at home." The Magic Pot shook her slender legs and hummed a little tune.

"Also, people have a name, don't call me Magic Pot anymore," the Magic Pot said.

"Then what should I call you?"

Yarrow was curious, he had never heard the Magic Pot say that she had a name.

"My name is Liuli, from now on you have to call me Lord Liuli!" Liuli patted his head and said.

"Yes, Lord Liuli."

"Hmph hmph ~"

Liuli was in a good mood, humming a little tune, and took out her phone again to take a picture of Yarrow being ridden by her at this moment.

Now Yarrow could only go along with her, Zesia had already set up a large formation at home, he had to take her back quickly.

He grabbed Liuli's ankles, started walking towards home.

As they walked, the little devil shouted again:

"Ooh ~ People want to pee, but they don't want to go down, what should I do?"

Yarrow's face was full of black lines, "You better hold it for me."

"Eh? Didn't you clamor to treat people as a chamber pot before? What's going on now, how did the person being treated as a chamber pot become you ~" Liuli said with a smile.

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". . . Ha, haha, Liuli, you, you're joking, right?" Yarrow laughed dryly.

"Eh? Guess if I am or not," Liuli said in a drawn-out tone.

"Ooh ~ I can't hold it anymore, should I just solve it like this?" Liuli said in a drawn-out tone, twisting her waist.

"You motherfucker..."

Yarrow immediately flew up and rushed towards home at full speed.

"That's how Yarrow will bring her back."

The golden magic circle disappeared into the lawn, Zesia glanced at the time, there were still three hours before dawn.

"I don't know if he's having any problems over there," she said worriedly.

"Speaking of which, did that Magic Pot also become human because of Yarrow?" she thought again.

"So that guy actually couldn't control that weird magic in the end, hmph, speaking of which, I was deceived by him in the beginning," Zesia said.

Thinking of the first time she met Yarrow, she thought he really had some extraordinary means at the time, and she was directly tricked into running away.

Serena looked at Zesia and smiled helplessly.

At this time, someone rang the doorbell, they looked and saw two kingdom military police.

"Can I help you?" Serena stepped forward and asked.

"Hello madam! We received a report that a suspected lolicon has come here, have you seen any suspicious people nearby?" the military police asked.

"This... I didn't see any," Serena said, she had a bad feeling, could it be that the suspect he was talking about was Yarrow?

"Okay, sorry to bother you."

The military police nodded and were about to leave when a shout came from not far away.

"If you dare to pee, you're dead, I'm telling you!"

"Hmph hmph ~ As a slave dog, you have no choice, this is the nectar that master is offering you, enjoy it ~"

"If you want to pee, go to the toilet, you bastard!"

"So now you are the toilet ~"

They looked and found that Yarrow was carrying Liuli and rushing towards them at full speed.

"It's that suspect!"

The military police immediately became alert.

"He also kidnapped that girl!"

The two military police immediately drew their swords, Yarrow clicked his tongue irritably when he saw them, jumped up, directly jumped over the fence of the yard, and shouted loudly at the silver dragon over there:

"Zesia!"

"I know!"

Zesia raised her foot and stomped, and the golden magic circle immediately emerged from under the lawn, illuminating most of the manor with golden light.

Yarrow grabbed Liuli's ankles, threw her off his neck, and threw her towards the magic circle.