My love game is too abstract

"What's 'self-*' ah?" Ji Xiaofei tilted her head and asked in confusion.

"This... is..."

Yarrow looked at Serena, who was still standing there dumbfounded, swallowed, smiled reluctantly, and said to Ji Xiaofei:

"It's... it's cleaning by oneself, yes, doing cleaning oneself."

"Oh, oh." Ji Xiaofei nodded as if she understood. "Then Serena really loves cleanliness, cleaning five times every three days."

Serena's whole body stiffened, and her lips were trembling slightly.

Like her, Lulu La was also embarrassed to death. The little snake's face was flushed, and she never expected that she only couldn't help but do it secretly once today, and she would be taken out for public execution!

Ji Xiaofei ran to Serena, shook her hand and said:

"Serena, Serena, take me with you next time you self-clean, I also want to be as clean as Serena!"

"I, I that..." Serena couldn't even speak, and turned to look at Yarrow.

Yarrow awkwardly turned his gaze away.

"What's wrong with you all?"

Peach Fox asked in confusion, curiously putting on her glasses and glanced at Serena.

Then she quickly put them down.

"Well, Peach Fox, this, you, see if there's anything else useful in here." Yarrow quickly changed the subject.

"Oh, oh, okay."

Peach Fox also hurriedly dropped her glasses and ran over.

Vinea hummed a little tune, just finished watering the flowers in the garden and came back from outside.

"Eh? What are you all doing standing here?" she asked in confusion.

"We... are checking these new props." Yarrow replied.

Vinea looked for a while, suddenly remembered something, and said to Serena: "By the way, Serena, didn't you spill tea on the sheets this morning? I know a way to clean tea stains, and you don't have to be polite with me, just leave the cleaning to me, you don't have to wash it yourself."

"This Vinea, I'm stewing soup on the stove, could you please help me take a look?"

Yarrow was really afraid that Serena would collapse if he continued to talk...

"Eh? Oh, okay."

Vinea floated away.

"Serena, why don't you play with us too?" Ji Xiaofei said, holding Serena's hand.

Serena recovered and smiled reluctantly at her:

"No, that, I, I'll go back to my room first."

She left stiffly.

Ji Xiaofei looked at Serena strangely, and then looked at Lulu La.

"Lulu La, your face is so red."

"Mmm..."

Lulu La covered her face and stood up.

"I'm, I'm going back too..."

She also left.

"What's wrong with everyone?" Ji Xiaofei scratched her head in confusion.

"Don't ask what children shouldn't ask." Yarrow knocked her on the head.

Ji Xiaofei covered her forehead, revealing a distressed expression.

"Yarrow, this is a good thing."

Peach Fox took out a coin from the wooden box.

"This coin can be tossed when you're making a decision, asking yes or no, and it will make a reasonable decision for you."

"So useful?"

Yarrow picked up the coin and looked at it, one side was a human face, and the other side was a flower. He pondered for a moment:

"Should I drink water now? Human face means yes, flower means no."

He tossed it up, caught it with his hand, and opened it to see,

"Flower."

"I don't believe in this nonsense."

He picked up the water glass on the coffee table and took a sip.

Then he was choked severely.

"Cough, cough, cough, it really is... it really will bring misfortune."

He said, wiping his mouth while coughing.

"Let me try, let me try."

Ji Xiaofei grabbed the coin.

"Can I eat that mango-flavored cream cupcake now? Human face means yes, flower face means no."

She tossed the coin up, but didn't catch it when it fell. The coin fell to the ground, and Ji Xiaofei squatted down to look:

It was a human face.

"Yay!"

She picked up the cupcake and ate it happily.

"Can you really ask anything?" Yarrow picked up the coin and said.

If you can really ask anything, then isn't this a magic conch coin version of artifact level?

"However, this can only ask about small things in life. If it involves some major events, such as deciding on life choices, or too profound questions, it won't work." Peach Fox said,

"Is that so? Then what will happen if you ask this kind of question?" Yarrow asked curiously.

He thought for a while, and then said:

"Will Schrödinger's cat live or die? Human head lives, flower face dies."

He tossed the coin up, but didn't catch it either.

The coin fell and stood upright on the ground.

The remaining things were also some low-level prank props, such as a gift box that would spray you in the face with smelly water when opened, a music box that would scream when opened, and a bottle of perfume that would turn from fragrance to stench when sprayed on the body.

He showed the previous things to Peach Fox as well. The first quill would write down some of the sins he had committed recently, but if used more than twice, it would start to tease you, writing down things that you had never done and were particularly lewd.

And the invisibility cloak would have an invisibility effect without wearing it, but as soon as you put it on, it would only make your clothes invisible, in short, it was just for teasing people.

As for the mirror, they guessed wrong. It didn't show your future image, it just simply added a growth filter.

As for why Lulu La's image didn't change, it was probably because she would really look like that in the future.

At dinner time, Yarrow came to the kitchen, but didn't see Serena and Lulu La.

"They haven't recovered yet..." he thought.

"What did you do to Serena? I saw that her condition was very wrong in the afternoon." Zecia frowned and looked at him.

Yarrow hesitated, how could he tell Zecia that Serena was too embarrassed to see anyone.

"Could it be... is Serena still self-cleaning?" Ji Xiaofei said.

"Huh?" Zecia looked at Ji Xiaofei in surprise, and then looked at Yarrow angrily:

"What kind of things have you taught her!"

"Little Ji knows, self-cleaning means doing cleaning by oneself. Serena and Lulu La are both very clean girls." Ji Xiaofei said proudly, showing off her knowledge.

"No... this... alas, I'll call them..." Yarrow avoided the silver dragon's gaze and turned to go upstairs.

He first knocked on Lulu La's door.

"Mmm... I'm not here..." Lulu La's soft voice came from inside.

"Lulu La, it's me, open the door." Yarrow said helplessly.

"Yarrow?" Lulu La's voice inside sounded uneasy.

"You, what's the matter?"

"What's the matter... I'm worried about you!" Yarrow shouted, "Open the door, can we talk face to face?"

There was silence in the room for a moment, then the door opened, Lulu La grabbed the door frame, lowered her head, and stood in front of him with a flushed face.

"It's time for dinner, what are you doing staying in the room." Yarrow said.

Seeing that she still didn't speak, Yarrow had no choice but to make it clear: "Don't be sad, it's just a small matter, no one will care."

Lulu La lowered her head, pursed her lips tightly, and murmured:

"I'm just, afraid that Yarrow will think I'm a bad girl..."

"Knowing that doing that is very lewd, very wrong, but, but I just can't control it, especially when I think of Yarrow, I can't suppress my mood, all kinds of dirty thoughts always pop up, only by doing this can I suppress this mood, so I..."

She stopped talking, her delicate hands grabbed her skirt, like a child who had made a mistake.

"Okay, it's nothing, it's just human nature."

Yarrow raised one of her hands, and the other hand touched her head, rubbing it.

Lulu La then raised her head and looked at him, still with a shy face.

"Human nature?"

"Yes, it's just, something that every human will do, Lulu La, you've become a human now, it's not strange to do such a thing." he said.

"Every human will do it?"

"Of course, as long as it's a normal person, few people won't do this kind of thing, it's not even a lewd thing at all, most people are like this."

Yarrow felt like he was comforting a confused child during her period.

"Then will Yarrow do it too?"

Yarrow was stunned for a moment, shifted his gaze, and said stiffly:

"Yes."

"Then..." Lulu La lowered her head, "When Yarrow does it, will you think of me?"

". . ."

"Will you?"

Lulu La's big emerald green eyes looked at him expectantly, making him unable to escape.

"I will too." Yarrow still said.

Hearing this sentence, Lulu La suddenly trembled like she had been electrocuted, her legs couldn't help but twist, and she quickly shifted her gaze, but she couldn't help but smile on her pretty face.

"So you don't have to care about this kind of thing at all, everyone will understand you, uh, speaking of which, Ji Xiaofei doesn't understand, Peach Fox didn't see it, Serena, well, I will understand you, so you don't have to be so sad." Yarrow continued to comfort her, touching her face.

Lulu La felt the temperature coming from her face, and then nodded.

"I understand..."

"Then let's go down to eat,"

"That..." Lulu La grabbed him again.

"Yarrow... then, then in the future... this kind of thing, can we do it together?"

Looking at the shy little snake, his heart trembled, and he unconsciously increased the strength of his grip on her hand.

Just as he was about to open his mouth, Lulu La quickly said again: "That, or, or let me prepare first..."

"I'm, I'm going down to eat!" She covered her face and ran away.

"This little snake is too..." Yarrow shook his head.

He then came to the door of Serena's bedroom.

He knocked on the door.

"Serena, it's time to eat."

There was no response from inside.

"Serena, don't be sulking, open the door and let's chat."

There was still no response.

Yarrow frowned and knocked hard on the door.

"Serena!"

There was no response at all. He was shocked. With Serena's personality, if such a shameful secret was discovered, would she do something extreme?

He didn't hesitate any longer, immediately raised his hand and twisted the doorknob directly, then broke open the door and rushed in.

"Serena! You..."

He saw Serena sitting at her desk, holding a pen, looking at him with a shocked expression.

"You, you're okay..." He breathed a sigh of relief.

"You, what are you doing! My door!" Serena cried out, looking at the broken door lock.