My love game is too abstract

#38 - Me and my useless teammates

“Where in the world is this?”

Ze Xia looked at the underground kingdom before her, where strong and sturdy groundhogs were diligently laboring.

Clearly, she was getting further and further away from the goblin's lair.

She patted her forehead, sighed deeply, and then turned around to fly back.

“I really shouldn't have changed direction so casually.”

“Owen, you son of a bitch, you're still alive.” The Goblin King sat on a high throne of white bones, watching the figure in black iron armor.

Swish.

Owen directly drew his longsword and raised his shield. Even through the armor, Yarrow could imagine the angry gaze within.

“Russ.” A low, grinding growl came from beneath the helmet.

“Should I say you've made progress? You were actually able to see through my illusion this time. Last time, it almost got you killed. You actually dare to come back.” Goblin King Russ said in a coarse voice.

“You really are as stubborn as your damned father. Your end will be the same!”

He raised the staff in his hand and stomped it forcefully downwards.

Large numbers of goblins poured out of the surrounding cave passages, encircling them.

“We're screwed! Wasn't this supposed to be a withdrawal mission? How did it suddenly turn into a boss fight!”

The team all started to break down.

Yarrow drew his weapon, his expression solemn.

The upcoming battle would be difficult.

Russ forcefully thumped his tall black wooden staff, and roared in a coarse voice:

“All of you, hold back for now. I want to have some fun with them.”

He sneered: “My illusion magic can directly drown people in the despair of illusion, allowing them to see the most desperate fears in their hearts. Slowly enjoy it.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Charles suddenly fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and convulsing.

“This goblin's magic is so powerful! It doesn't make a single sound when it's activated!”

Russ was stunned for a moment, looking at his staff, then at the fallen Charles.

“Uh, no, I haven't used magic yet.”

Then he smiled coldly, held the staff in his hand and waved it, muttering incantations.

“Don't worry about that trash! Kill the Goblin King first! Goblins are pack creatures; if you kill him, the other goblins can be dealt with!” Yarrow roared, drawing his longsword.

He and Owen charged up at the same time, flanking Russ from the left and right.

Owen drew a gunpowder gun from his waist and fired at Russ,

At the same time, icy blue magic power condensed in Yarrow's hand, and he flung out a sharp ice cone.

But Russ's incantation was complete, and a surge of magic instantly spread out, shaking away the bullet and the ice cone, spreading throughout the cavern.

Everyone was knocked to the ground.

A layer of gray mist enveloped the surroundings.

Yarrow covered his head and propped himself up. At this moment, he heard the wails of his teammates around him.

“Xiaofang! Xiaofang, please don't leave me! I'll really get the lengthening surgery! Don't go, Xiaofang!”

“I don't eat green peppers! Don't come near me! Ah!”

“Grandma… Grandma, I really can't eat anymore, don't feed me.”

“Don't come in! Please don't come in! I'm going to burst!”

Yarrow got up and looked at his teammates, who were all on the ground, rolling around in pain.

“Are they, under the effect of an illusion?”

But he didn't feel anything. Could it be that he had some special constitution?

“Owen, how are you?”

He hurriedly turned his head to look at Owen, but saw a large, yellow banana standing in front of him.

“Okay, I'm under an illusion too.”

The big banana suddenly punched him, and golden stars appeared before his eyes.

“Sorry! Yarrow.”

The big banana turned back into Owen, and quickly helped him up.

“As long as you maintain the sensation of pain, you can wake up from this illusion. If you fall under the illusion, immediately bite your tongue.” Owen said.

“I, I understand, th, thank you…” Yarrow shook his head and wiped the blood from his face.

“Huh?”

Russ noticed that they were still awake, snorted coldly, and raised his staff, pointing at them.

“Get them! Capture them!”

The surrounding goblins immediately rushed forward, roaring as they pounced.

“You deal with the Goblin King! I'll cover you!”

Yarrow raised his sword, facing the rushing goblin horde, and said to Owen.

“Be careful.”

Owen nodded, raised his sword, and charged towards Russ.

“Kill him!”

The goblins roared, rushing towards Yarrow,

At this moment, deep blue rays of light flickered around Yarrow's body, crackling with electricity.

When Ze Xia cleared out the goblins outside the cave before, he had silently copied her power with Pseudo-Cultivation, and now was the time to use it.

“Let me try, the Dragon King's power!”

Lightning faintly carrying a dragon's roar erupted. Although it wasn't as terrifying as Ze Xia's, it was still extremely powerful. Bright white lightning bolts spread out around him.

The goblins that rushed up were struck by the lightning, convulsing and falling to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

Sure enough, the power was greatly weakened. His current magic power was too weak. Ze Xia's clearing skill was just an ordinary group AOE for him, without even any kill count.

But stalling for time was enough.

Another batch of goblins rushed up, and were once again paralyzed on the ground.

He was just preparing to use Fireball to take away a few paralyzed goblins when he suddenly heard a voice:

“Hey, Yarrow, that's enough, there's no need to fight anymore.”

“You, you are…” Yarrow suddenly turned his head and saw a sponge standing behind him.

“I'm SpongeBob ~ Eh hahaha ~”

Yarrow covered his head,

“Damn, the illusion is getting worse.”

He bit his tongue hard, and SpongeBob disappeared before his eyes.

On the other side, Owen had already exchanged several rounds with the Goblin King,

Owen constantly slashed his blade at him, but Russ's spell attacks forced him back again and again.

Apart from the group illusion magic, the Goblin King's other attack spells weren't that impressive, but his abundant magic power allowed him to use them constantly.

“You're a freak, you know that? Ever since the day I saw, when all the other goblins were * * ing, you were reading a book on the side! From that day on, I knew! You've always been a complete idiot! Just like your old man!”

“And you'll die even worse than your old man!”

Russ roared and quickly chanted a spell, waving a magic blade. Owen had just dodged it when another magic blade swept across, this time hitting him squarely, causing him to take several steps back, and a crack appeared in his breastplate.

“Cough.”

A trail of blood seeped out of the armor. Owen's body swayed a few times, but he still stood firm and charged towards Russ again.

“Sometimes I really don't understand why there are idiots like you! Willing to imprison your desires and become so-called rationalists! Look, not a single goblin here has ever understood a word your old man said!”

Russ roared as he waved magic blades at him, slashing Owen until he was covered in wounds, and the cracks in his armor continued to increase.

With a bang, Owen was finally hit by a blade and flew out a long distance.

He knelt on the ground, blood seeping from his helmet, and he could only use his sword to prop himself up so that his body wouldn't fall.

“Look at you now, you and your old man are nothing more than people who can move their lips and talk about empty ideals. I'm telling you, only I can truly lead the goblin race!”

Russ laughed loudly, but suddenly, a sword pierced his chest.

Owen knelt in the distance and threw the sword in his hand, hitting Russ.

“Screw your nonsense, what dog-shit ideals, I just want to kill you, you beast!” Owen roared through gritted teeth.

“You…” Russ was furious, pulled out the longsword, and waved his staff. Owen's body was as if it were tied by a rope, and was thrown into the sky, heavily smashing into the cave wall at the top of the cave.

Owen's body fell from the cave wall, plummeting to the ground.

At that height, he was definitely beyond saving.

Russ thought, snorted coldly, and looked at Yarrow. Now, as long as he took care of that human

He was stunned. Among the large number of paralyzed goblins lying on the ground, the one lying down was actually Owen's body.

He wasn't… Wait, where was that human?

Only then did Russ suddenly raise his head and look at the figure falling in the air.

Yarrow was there.

He had switched places with Owen!

Of the four spells that Yarrow had learned from Serena, one of them was a space-based spell, Position Swap, which allowed him to switch positions with someone within a hundred meters.

Space-based spells were the most difficult of all spells to master. Serena initially thought he was just playing around, but with his high magical talent, he had barely managed to learn it after many attempts, although he would often make mistakes,

But fortunately, he didn't this time.

“Die!”

Icy blue magic power condensed in his hand, and a super-long ice cone solidified, shooting towards Russ's head.

Without any chanting, the distance between them was less than ten meters.

Just as Russ was about to raise his staff, the ice cone had already arrived in front of him, piercing through his left eye and penetrating his entire brain.

Yarrow fell heavily to the ground, covering his slightly sore butt.

“Xiao Ji Ji's ability finally came in handy once.” He said through gritted teeth.

At this moment, a loud crash suddenly erupted outside the cave. The cave wall was blown open, countless goblin corpses splattered, and a figure rushed out of the dust. It was Ze Xia with silver hair. She shouted loudly into the cave:

“Yarrow! Are you dead or not!”

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like