My magic weapons are all rule-based

"Look! I guessed it right the first time I guessed it." Lu Xiangjun smiled and shook his head, "Junior brother, junior brother, I can't be wrong. These are the subtleties that I have been looking for when choosing people to watch the show over the years."

"Once a person performs a performance, I wish I could observe it three times with my spiritual consciousness. Even the hair on my body is shaking and he can remember it."

"Awesome." Xu Shan's eyes changed, and he praised with paws, "It's really awesome! I really have to accept it. It's unusual for you to use it in actual combat these two times."

"No, I really can't react that quickly when fighting with someone, so it's useless."

After Lu Xiangjun finished speaking, he asked curiously: "Speaking of you, can you tell me the specific situation? What kind of woman can win you over?"

"I won't tell you, just tell me how to solve the problem."

"Forget it, senior brother, I will help you solve your doubts." Lu Xiangjun shook his head, "This method is extremely simple. To be honest, it is still the same method you taught me, and you are getting better and better."

"Oh?" Xu Shan's eyes lit up, "Hurry up and say it."

"The Taoist heart is desensitized!" Lu Xiangjun said with frustration, "Isn't it just a woman's thing? As long as she sleeps more and dumps more! There will be nothing wrong with her. I'm not bragging to you, I have experienced too much now, what kind of woman Can't let go? Let alone women, even if a woman comes to me with her child, I won't even kick her child out with her. "

"..."

"Hey, junior brother, don't leave." Lu Xiangjun hurriedly grabbed Xu Shan, who turned to leave, and said hurriedly, "We are brothers and I'm telling you what I'm telling you from the bottom of my heart. Women are nothing!"

"Senior brother, I...Actually, I think I'm quite innocent. I used to always miss Junior Sister Tingting and always think of her. Later, when I became famous, the girls outside couldn't help but get under my quilt and use whips. I can’t even smoke it out. There was a period when I was annoyed when I saw women! I can still think of Tingting occasionally, but my thoughts have completely changed. Guess what?”

"What's wrong?" Xu Shan was curious.

"So damn ugly!"

"I asked you, are you mentally abnormal again?" Xu Shan looked at Lu Xiangjun suspiciously.

Lu Xiangjun fanned his hands and said, "Don't worry about me, just talk about you! You are just a problem now."

"Everything is fine, there is nothing wrong with everything. As for emotional matters, I just found out that you are like a beggar. You have never seen or eaten before! I gave you a stomachache after eating a good meal! But this is such a small thing Do you still take small problems seriously?”

"I take it a little seriously, but I don't have to be as limitless as you." Xu Shan was speechless.

"Damn it, I really didn't expect that the words "no lower limit" would come out of your mouth to criticize me." Lu Xiangjun raised his arm and put it on Xu Shan's shoulder, "Listen to my senior brother, women are nothing, you are just playing around You guys want to find a woman...Senior Brother, I’ll help you! Huan Fei Yan Shou, tell me something!”

"Hey..." Xu Shan took off Lu Xiangjun's arm and said helplessly: "Forget it, I really thought you could say anything useful, so I came up with this bad idea."

"You're not even a junior brother, so I look down on you. What kind of good guys can you find who take the initiative to get under the covers? I'm eating dragon meat. Why don't you give me the swill to satisfy my craving?"

"Why do you speak so harshly..." Lu Xiangjun stared at the ground and kept thinking, "But that's right, what kind of woman is she who can win you over? You are usually quite casual, but you have a high spirit. . I know that ordinary women are not good enough. I think only those of our Sect Master Ye's level are worthy of you!"

"..."

"And that senior sister, chief, she is also suitable. Do you still remember that Qi Lingshuang who has a sullen face every day?"

"..."

"Brother, I will definitely help you solve the problem. If that doesn't work, I'll use my connections to see if I can help you invite the two of them..." Lu Xiangjun stared at the ground and said to himself, "Although they were all our sect leaders before. Senior sister, but now that your identity has changed, you don’t have to worry about the relationship you had before. You are not worthy of me!”

"Well... they may care. Both of these women are extraordinary. But don't be afraid. I think with your talent and appearance, as long as you can find a hut with them to make rice and cooked rice, what will happen in the future? It’s all very easy to say. Let me tell you, it’s different between having a relationship and not having a relationship.”

Lu Xiangjun was mid-sentence, but stopped abruptly when no one responded, and raised his head to look at Xu Shan.

"Speak! Just watch from there!"

"Shut up!" Xu Shan's eyes were as wide as bells, but his heart was pounding.

magician! Senior brother has evolved into a demon.

If he wasn't in the Tianmai world, he would really wonder if this kid was hiding somewhere to peek...

Lu Xiangjun was immediately discouraged when he saw this: "If you do this, I really can't help you."

"I was fine, nothing happened. Look at you chirping. Are you deliberately jumping out to make me sick? I beg you, please stop helping me!" Xu Shan's face was full of disgust.

Lu Xiangjun clicked his tongue, his features squeezing together: "Junior brother, you... are really kind-hearted and think of yourself as a donkey's liver and lungs. Don't I think there is something wrong with you? You were so heartless before!"

"If you are willing to listen to me, I will find a woman for you. I won't eat any dragon or dragon meat...give it to me!"

"Don't look down on swill, it's filling and full of variety! There are fucking shrimps in it from time to time. No matter how good the dragon meat is, you'll always be hungry! Why, you won't live after just one meal?" Lu Xiangjun kept chattering, " Let's make a big deal and let you eat dragon meat all the time. Just eat that piece. Two or three meals will be enough! It's really not as good as swill..."

"Okay, okay, okay, don't tell me... You really make me feel strange! Is it ridiculous to compare swill to women!" Xu Shan clapped his hands with the back of his hands, with an angry look on his face, and loudly rebuked, "A career is a career , don’t treat people like human beings! Can you respect women? I’m going to get angry after hearing this!”

"Hey! It's a rake, isn't it? You didn't say anything about the swill first..." Lu Xiangjun paused mid-sentence.

Seeing that Xu Shan had gone away, he scratched his head and felt happy.

"It's good. It's still okay."

...

As he walked quickly through the academy, Xu Shan was in a state of confusion.

Every day, it feels like someone is beheading me!

Every time after adjustments are made, someone comes out to cause trouble.

But what Lu Xiangjun just said was indeed reasonable, and he listened to it.

In this life, if a person can learn to be as stable as a mountain, he cannot do without the word desensitization.

In addition to rewarding yourself, anything in this world will get boring if you repeat it too much.

Even winning can be frustrating.

At least he already has considerable experience in combat.

But....

Xu Shan raised his eyes and looked around, the dark side of his heart broke out, and he was subconsciously looking for the target of desensitization training.

But every time I see a woman and I have some twisted thoughts, the woman's face begins to change unconsciously.

One moment she becomes Qi Lingshuang, the next moment she becomes Ye Qingbi.

After looking around twice, Xu Shan sighed and lowered his head.

He stuffed his fists into his waist and pinched his waist.

The intense pain was like an electric current, flowing through the whole body.

Xu Shan took a breath of cold air, and his distracting thoughts disappeared...

You can no longer visit Lijia Village now, and there is nothing new there.

First, go to ask the elders to arrange a retreat room, and then go to the Baodan Sect to give Huang Zhiwen a big gift.

He had asked Ao Jin for the method of alchemy under the sword energy environment long ago.

Once this gift is given out, you can go into seclusion with peace of mind.

.....

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