My mental illness can't be cured by weird rules and rumors

Guess how many pieces

Feifei will be torn into by the white wolf king and the wolves?: Feifei is so cute, you actually do such a thing

!: I pay for it, five cents!: Buy doubles! One piece! Anyway, although Feifei will not be hacked to death, if the white wolf king and the wolves tear him into pieces and eat them, what will be the result?

: I admit it, you asked me. Will SpongeBob SquarePants die, do you have a mentally handicapped friend who came out to answer for you?

After being reminded by a clever Xia Guo audience, Xia Guo reacted.

Yes

, Goofy was beaten by the cafeteria aunt, but he was not hacked to death.

I obviously violated the rules before, and I didn't die on the spot when the screen was black.

But if his current identity is really SpongeBob SquarePants, then everything seems reasonable.

But if the White Wolf King and the wolves tore him dry and swallowed him piece by piece, I don't know if the fragments could be digested?

Spread it out in this direction a little more, draw inferences from one another, squeeze out Gao Fei's brain and the water on his body, and then throw it into the incinerator and burn it, can it burn him to death? But everyone's

argument was quickly ended by one sentence.

: As we all know, funny anime characters are invincible!(From the mentally handicapped bar level 17 senior anonymous bar friend, the title is ineffective for rescue)

Soon, everyone saw the White Wolf King silently take a half step back, frowning and looking at the wet chicken leg in Gao Fei's hand.

That extremely disgusted look, let alone a human, but any intelligent creature can distinguish it.

You dare to give this thing to this

king to eat? Isn't it a bit insulting to the wolf?

The white wolf king stretched out his claws, just when everyone thought it was going to attack Gao Fei.

With a slight wave of the palm of the large meat pad that did not stretch out its claws, the chicken leg flew into the stinky ditch on the side.

Well.

If it

weren't for the fact that the White Wolf King hadn't felt any hostility on Gao Fei's body, Gao Fei's impolite behavior just now would have killed him several times.

"Woooo

......oo Phew!This king is not a

dog!)"Yes!You're not a dog, so you can eat it

!""Whew!" The

audience in the live broadcast room, and Emily and the others were all dumbfounded.

They ......

Is it arguing?

The question is, the two of them ...... No

, a man and a wolf don't understand each other's language, why

did they quarrel?: Brothers, did I have a delusion, or did Feifei really quarrel with

the White Wolf King?: Can any of you understand what the White Wolf King says? I can't understand a word anyway.

: I don't know, I just know that my husky is watching the TV screen go around in circles, barking wildly, although I can't understand a dog barking, but I feel that it scolds very dirty.

One person and one wolf quarreled for a long time, but they didn't come up with a reason.

The White Wolf King was probably really tired, and silently raised a big meat pad to block in front of Gao Fei's mouth, which was babbling non-stop.

"Whew~~~ (Forget it, that's it!)"

"If you don't eat, don't eat, what are you yelling at and doing so loudly!" Gao

Fei crossed his hands on his hips, feeling both aggrieved and angry.

I kindly invited you to eat chicken legs, but if you don't eat it, forget it, and you still yell at me loudly?

Seeing that Gao Fei was really angry, the White Wolf King suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

It has the unique ability to sense other people's attitudes towards itself, kindness, malice, fear, or any of these emotions.

But in Goofy's body, it can feel that the emotions that escape are pure curiosity, kindness, and bursting curiosity, without any fear or malice towards itself.

However, in the depths of this emotion, there seem to be many extremely complex and changeable emotions hidden, and the White Wolf King can vaguely sense a little, but with its current ability, it can't snoop deeply.

He seemed to really want to give himself chicken thighs to eat, and nothing else.

As a psychopath, this is probably quite normal.

But in the eyes of the White Wolf King, Goofy seems to be the only one who has a sincere heart and has no plans for himself.

The most important thing is that he can actually understand his wolf words!

With his head down, the White Wolf King rubbed Gao Fei's chest lightly twice, and whispered and begged for the other party's forgiveness.

"Whew~~~ (I'm sorry!I didn't mean

to!)" "Don't do this next time, it's shameful to waste food!"

"Whew~~~ (I know!)"

Turning his head and glancing at the wolves, the White Wolf King pointed to the chicken leg in the stinky ditch, and then to one of the wild wolves.

"Woo, woo. (You, eat it)"

The named wolf froze in place when he heard this, and did not react for a long time.

Just now you said that the dogs didn't eat that thing, but now you let me eat it?

"Woo!" The

sturdy white wolf king bared his teeth and let out a low roar of warning in his throat.

The

wolf screamed in sorrow, reluctantly walked to the stinky ditch, and pulled out the chicken leg with his paws with a face full of grievances.

After hesitating again and again, he closed his eyes and bit the chicken leg, chewed it twice at will, and swallowed it hurriedly.

The grievances in my heart had nowhere to tell, and I returned to the wolves in despair.

Family, who knows!

Today, when I went out and met a person with a sick brain, I had to force me to eat dirty things......

Seeing that the chicken legs were not wasted, Gao Fei put down his crossed hands and stroked the fluffy white wolf's head with considerable satisfaction.

"Well, in that case, as compensation, I'll forgive you if you take me to the forest for a casual stroll!"

Gao Fei walked to the side of the White Wolf King, pulled the back of the White Wolf King, which was nearly one meter and seven meters high, climbed up with three or two hands and feet, and sat firmly on its back.

The white wolf king, whose expression was slightly sluggish, was so sad that it was so spicy.

Turning his head to look at Gao Fei sitting on top of him, he couldn't help but show a helpless expression.

Do you have something to do?

Give me some face, I'm

the wolf king! Gao Fei turned his head, pretended not to see, and pinched the back of the white wolf king's fate.

"Drive!"

In the surprised eyes of everyone, and the expression of the white wolf king, a person rode a wolf to the depths of the forest, and slowly disappeared from view.

The wolves stayed in place for a while, and then seemed to come back to their senses, and followed the white wolf king to the depths of the forest.

It's ......

Emily took a deep breath, not quite daring to imagine what she was seeing.

Among the group, the most surprising was Technician No. 48.

She has been dealing with the white wolf king and the wolves for a long time, except for the wolves who show fear and jealousy to a very few people such as the keeper and the director, the others stand in front of the wolves, which is about equivalent to delivering a buffet to the door.

Although the White Wolf King has never attacked humans for no reason, even if the head of the garden is in front of it, he has never seen it give a good face, let alone riding on the White Wolf King's body, which can only be achieved in a dream.

Goofy, what's going on

?The law of same-sex attraction, monsters attract monsters?

" Uh...... The situation is a bit special, let's go to the lounge next to it to take a rest, I need to go and ask the director. "

So far, Technician No. 48 has understood.

Goofy is a complete psychopath and an outlier, but his unique natural ability makes it difficult for the zoo's punishment methods to work.

Anyway, we can't help it, head of the park, you can do it yourself!

The hooded man was extremely surprised in his heart, and he affirmed Gao Fei's united front value, as long as Gao Fei was fooled....... No

, it's to pull it to your side and use it for yourself, so the effect is not leveraged?

:...... As a SpongeBob SquarePants, there seems to be nothing wrong with being able to communicate with animals.

: I suddenly understand a little bit, what is called sincerity is eternal nirvana

!: Sincerity is a piece of shit! You go to be sincere and try it? The white wolf king has a full meal in minutes, and it is obvious that Feifei has a unique personality charm, so the white wolf king will like him.

: This is called weird relativity, maybe in the eyes of the White Wolf King, a psychotic like Feifei is normal, and normal people like us are "weird".

In the hospital, the director who was watching the live broadcast couldn't sit still, and sent out his first barrage in this rule talk.

: I am the director of the Second Hospital of Yunhai City and one of Gao Fei's attending doctors, and he has long shown the ability to communicate with various animals, including but not limited to cats, dogs, cows, sheep, and birds.

As soon as these words came out, the barrage exploded instantly.

Entering the rules of the strange talk will awaken the innate ability, and it is not surprising that some people suddenly have the ability to communicate with animals.

It's just that after seeing that Goofy has transformed into SpongeBob SquarePants and has the kind of innate ability that is almost immortal, everyone subconsciously attributes the ability to communicate with animals to SpongeBob SquarePants' own natural ability.

After all, in a strict sense, living sponges belong

to animals, and it is normal to be able to communicate with animals, but Director Tube's words show that Goofy's ability to communicate with animals is not something that comes from entering the rules and strange talks, but exists in the real world.

In other words, this is not an awakened innate ability, this is Goofy's own ability.

The natural ability in the rule of the strange talk,The main place where the role is played is the world of the rule of the strange talk.,Once you leave the world of the rule of the strange talk.,Enter the real world,It will be greatly weakened.,Especially the ability in terms of abilities.。

Some abilities cannot be retained in the real world, and some abilities are partially retained.

Players who have cleared the level a few times will slowly strengthen their bodies and evolve in a completely different direction.

Therefore, experts from various countries also have a rather bold judgment, that is, in fact, the strange talk of rules is to let all mankind quickly complete the game of evolution, as long as it survives the strange talk of rules again and again, there will be real superhumans in human beings.

This has already been shown in players who have cleared the rules and jokes.

The physical fitness of most of them is obviously stronger than before, and it is obviously closely related to the rewards they get after clearing the rules.

The innate abilities and rewards obtained in the rules and strange stories will be embodied in the real world in a certain proportion or another form, the most prominent being the ability to strengthen the body and the ability to think logically.

For example, after Bades cleared a rule story, after returning to the real world, his logical thinking skills were greatly enhanced, and he solved a problem that had plagued the academic world for many years in one week, and his reputation skyrocketed, and he became a full professor in one fell swoop.

But now you're telling me that Goofy is a shaman in the real world who can communicate directly with animals

......

? Ah, no

! What kind of rules are you talking about, and what kind of bullshit science are you talking about!

I have to admit that Gao Fei is indeed a psychopath who is so colorful that people can't help but look black.

But ......

Is this so reasonable?!