My mental illness can't be cured by weird rules and rumors

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!: Finish the calf! It's really a mental illness, we have no hope at all!:

Xia Guo's team responsible for disaster relief has all been assembled and is setting off for the second ...... of Yunhai City Well, psychiatric hospital. The surrounding damage should be under control, but the people inside the psychiatric hospital are afraid that there will be more than one luck.

The process of awakening the innate ability is only known to the player himself, and what the people of Xia Guo can see is that Gao Fei is playing the Monkey King alone in the room.

The big boulder that everyone was hanging on their throats finally fell, but it just smashed directly into the heart.

I believe that there are still those

who are dead, and they are not gone!] [All new and old players who participated in the rules and strange stories are in place, and now we will start to announce the rules of the zoo strange stories] [

Rule 1: All visitors are requested to visit the zoo in an orderly manner under the leadership of the staff, and they must not easily leave the team. If you are unfortunate enough to leave the team, please find the staff wearing the white mask as soon as possible and tell them about your predicament]

[Rule 2: The staff is absolutely trustworthy without attempting to remove the staff mask and repeatedly and deliberately trying to anger the staff. This rule is only for staff wearing white masks, staff wearing masks of other colors have other responsibilities and are not responsible for receiving tourists, but they will not beat and attack tourists for no reason]

[Rule 3: When passing through the sheep park, please do not climb the fence and try to better see the sheep from a high place. The viewing angle provided for you in this park is the best viewing angle]

[Rule 4: When passing through the wild wolf park, please do not provoke or provoke the wild wolf. If you don't anger the wolf, please sincerely apologize to the wolf under the instruction of the staff, and make sure that the wolf's hostility dissipates before leaving

] [Rule 5: The lion park is not open to the public, and it is forbidden to break in at any time period] [

Rule 6: In the event of an emergency that is necessary and requires protection, visitors can enter the dolphin park for refuge and ask the dolphins for help, and there is only one chance to ask for help, and they must go to the dolphin park in person after 12 o'clock that night to thank the dolphins].

[Rule 7: After 12 o'clock in the evening, visitors are prohibited from leaving the assigned dormitory room, if you need to express your gratitude to the dolphins, please get the consent of the dormitory manager and go to the dolphin park accompanied by the night watch]

[Rule 8: The division of each zoo is clear and clear, and there is no mixing of animals in different parks. If you see an animal that is not in Zoo A, please do not keep an eye on it for more than ten seconds, ignore its presence and urge staff to leave the park as soon as possible]

[Rule 9: When buying souvenirs at the Animal Souvenir Shop, remember that there are no rabbits in the park, nor any memorable dolls about rabbits. If you find a rabbit doll on the shelf, please notify the clerk wearing a white mask immediately]

[Rule 10: The principal is busy with work, please don't disturb the principal because of trivial matters. If you need to consult the principal in an emergency, the time to enter the principal's office should not exceed 10 minutes. No matter how dark the environment of the principal's office is and how poor the view is, do not turn on any form of lights for lighting]

[Rule 11: In the canteen and dormitory are special management areas, the canteen aunt and the dormitory manager are free and independent in their respective jurisdictions, and the principal has to listen to them when they come, please abide by the independent regulations of the canteen and dormitory without violating other regulations].

[Rule 12: The opening hours of the elephant park depend on the wishes of the guests. When you enter the elephant park, keep in mind that the elephant has and only one trunk. If you see an elephant with no trunk or multiple trunks, please evacuate the elephant park as soon as possible, in this case, please ignore and stay away from all staff visible to the naked eye]

[Rule 13: There is no human area in this zoo! There is no human area in this zoo!

In view of the clarity of the rules and regulations of this zoo, all the consequences of visitors who violate any of the above zoo rules shall be borne by the tourists, and the zoo will not be responsible]

[Customs clearance task: find another animal other than the lion, which is not open to the public for viewing, and send it into a cage specially made for it by the director. The mission is limited to three days, and if it is not completed after the three-day sightseeing period, it will be regarded as a mission failure, erasing all traces of the player's existence, and the strange creatures in the zoo will randomly descend on the selected area of the player's country and wreak havoc for twenty-four hours]

[Finally, I sincerely wish all players a happy visit as a kind tourist who abides by the rules during the three-day sightseeing tour].

As we all know, the more weird rules you have, the more you usually mean that the more you trigger the GG, the higher the risk.

Looking at the dense thirteen rules that I can't remember clearly, almost all players' hearts have reached their throats, except for a certain heartless and carefree pretty boy.

And in the rules of the strange talk, there are two things that cannot be ignored at the beginning, otherwise it will cost blood and even life.

The same nature is the strange talk rules that were announced to everyone at the beginning.

The other is what Goofy is holding in his hand now, a small book with the "Tourist Handbook" written on it, which contains separate identity missions for different tourists (players), and completing identity tasks can significantly increase the chances of surviving and clearing the rules.

Flipping through the small notebook, he began to mutter.

"In addition to being a tourist, you are also a researcher dedicated to studying the relationship between humans and animals, how to live in harmony, and came with a research mission to study the relationship between animals in the zoo, and before the end of the tour, find out how many animals are in the zoo and the key relationships between animals......"

"What a mess! I'm here to see animals, who wants to see this kind of ghostly thing!"

The Tourist Handbook was thrown into the corner trash can with great precision.

On the barrage of Xia Guo, there are all subways, old people, and mobile phones.

It's

been ten years

! It's been ten years since you've been mentally ill, so please be merciful and sober up for once!

People in the real world will get a chance to contact players in their own country and provide them with text or voice messages as foreign aid every time they successfully clear the rules.

The text should not exceed 15 crosses, and the duration of the speech should not exceed 30 seconds.

If you don't use it this time, you can save it for the next time.

This year is the first time to start talking about the rules, and there are still two chances left for Xia Guo to prompt.

Combined with Gao Fei's current performance, as well as the six big words "senior mental patient" in the identity information of the other party, which are so shiny that people can't ignore them at all, the people in Xia Guo's command almost reached a consensus on the spot after a silent negotiation for three seconds.

"You can pull it down

!" "It's a pure waste to use it on him!Save these two reminders for those who have more hope of clearing the level!" Compared to

the dead silence and desperate atmosphere of the Xia Kingdom, the people on the side of the Eagle Country are simply happy.

Because of the existence of an A-level talent stand-in, Bades, who has more than one chance of trial and error every day, is given the identity of a hunter in his "Tourist Handbook".

The hunter's mission is to find the tourists lurking among the tourists, whose species is a wild wolf, and send them to the feeding entrance of the lion park.

And when giving away the prey, the lion will not attack him, and there is no need to worry about breaking the rules, provided that the prey in his hand is accurate and fresh.

Hunters also have a special ability: Scouting.

Can be used once a day, and can be used on any mob, thus distinguishing whether the opponent is friend or foe.

Enemies are shown in red and friends are shown in green.

If a wolf is detected, it will be displayed as a wolf.

With reconnaissance skills, Bedus's already good tolerance for error is suddenly much higher.

Full of confidence, Beddes unceremoniously shook the open "Tourist Book" in front of him, knowing that this would be visible to all audiences.

"This time, I won the strange talk of the rules!" Out

of trust in Bedus and the analysis of the situation, the barrage of the Eagle Country was boiling and jubilant.

"Look! This is our real man in Texas!What can you do if I tell you my identity?

, Eagle Country!Eternal beacon of the Blue Star!Even in a world of weird rules, it will always shine

!: Beddes is too arrogant, but ...... I like it! To borrow a phrase from Xia Guo netizens, the strong should humiliate the weak fiercely

!: Although I can't approve of this approach, I believe that with the ability of Bedus, he can easily win the game and bring the rich rewards back

to the Eagle Country! On the other hand, Sakura Country's Mashiro uses the common way for players to hide key information.

By entering the toilet, he avoided all the spectators from seeing the contents of his "Tourist Handbook", and was very cautious and careful.

By the time the white of the persimmon reappeared in the field of vision, the "Tourist Handbook" had completely disappeared.

The people of Sakura Country didn't say anything about it, and it was not clear about the specific information about her natural abilities, identity, and tasks, but the overall performance of Kazuko Mashiro was quite cautious.

Compared to Xia Guo's mental illness, it is simply not too happy to have such a cautious and cautious player as a representative

!Knock

! Knock! The separate room where all the players started to stay was knocked, and a staff member wearing a white uniform with the words "Zoo Staff" written on his chest and several animal pattern badges carved open the door of all the players.

Looking at the staff in front of him, dressed in white and dressed like doctors and nurses, wearing pure white masks, Gao Fei silently leaned over, with his little hands behind his back.

"Are you ugly, why are you wearing an ugly white mask?" The

staff was startled, and hurriedly took a few steps back, looking at Gao Fei with a look of fear.

What are you trying to do with this movement of your little hand behind your back?

"Please pay attention to politeness to this tourist!" Masks are taboo for all staff, please do not try to touch or unmask them, otherwise we will take coercive measures!"

The

speechless staff member of "......

" was visibly choked and silent for a while, wearing a badge with the word "tourist" on his chest.

Then he opened the door and motioned for him to follow him.

"Today is the first day of visiting the zoo, so please follow me closely and don't wander around. "

Oh. Quietly

Goofy withdrew his little hand behind his back and followed behind the staff, showing no other anomalies.

The people on the barrage in Xia Guo are confused one by one, and they are doubting their lives.

: He wanted to reach out just now

, right? He wanted to reach out, right!: Damn! Take coercive measures! We almost ended it before it started!:

But one thing to say, brothers, so far, as a mentally ill person, apart from the focus of curiosity, I think Goofy is relatively normal, and he is not particularly out of ......

Less than ten seconds after leaving the door, Goofy squinted his eyes and looked at the back of the female staff member, followed by a backward step and a charge, jumping directly onto the back of the staff member.

Two hands and two feet, like the tentacles of an octopus, clinging to the staff.

"What are you doing, this tourist, please respect yourself

!" "Tourist, I'm not a tourist, I'm your bra now!"

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