My Multiverse Trip

for the next 9 months our hero the fetus practices his occulemeny and meditation slowly working his minds shields and recall to the best he can not at all pushed on by his wife's scary smile no sir he spent a couple days getting everything sorted about his systems he can't use his gold in the qq farm in real world until the farm is level 10 and he learned you can't raise the level with just store bought seeds from the system you need to bring in outside seeds and fertilizers and water to upgrade everything no cheesing the system here and he can't use his shadow hack system because I doubt there are monsters in his mother womb besides father poking around a time or two in the early months (shiver).... 8 months in he got high level occulemeny shields good enough to keep dumbles out from basic scans but he needs to keep going if he tried to force his way in he'd have no hope. he was rewarded with 250sp and a proud wife cause he did it a month early also his meditation increased his int Stat a bit meaning more mana for magic oh boy. now it was only a few days til his birth he was excited and he was prepared but also horrified cause he knows all about breastfeeding and poopy diapers and for a grown man its just the utmost shame but he will suck it up he didn't get the title jerked chicken for being a coward no sir he's a man a baby man!

Cassie giggled in his mind. he figured out she could read his thought about 2 months ago needless to say he was shocked cause every gentleman knows we have our pervy thoughts now they are no longer safe it must be purgatory for all the times he waylayed his weenie in the previous life yes that's it purgatory.

back on track to the birth he has about 100kgp he plans to spend some to upgrade his hut in the farm he knows the perfect building he's a king of his own world so he needs a castle he's going to buy the castle from dragon age inquisition it costs about 75kgp he's going to buy 2 house elves as well the rest is for other things like more seeds and books to fill his castle library. he will use 1 elf to find magical plants 1 to take care of his wife and he will use his shadow hack to start killing bugs to level up experience can be used for the shadow to gain another shadow or level himself up he cannot gain stats from his shadows however he can increase some skills like close combat and what have you. it's like a shadow clone but they can gain personalities however they can never rebel or harm him he's number 1.

now enough babble it's time for birth.

it's extremely painful being pushed out and he can hear his mother screaming that his father will never touch her again poor amos hehe as soon as he's pushed out the light hurts his eyes and he's crying from the pain I mean he's a man but it hurts and someone smacked his ass with no safe word at all its devastating.

???: look at him he's beautiful.

???: that's my son!!! that's my son!! I have a son!!

he sees a Sandy blonde haired woman and a shorter brown haired man looking at him with excited faces when he forces his eyes open. he is extremely happy feeling the warmth of family again and feels the love radiating off of them he knows in the story his dad was the proudest a man could ever be about his son and he was devastated when he died there's no way in hell he's going to do that this time around he knows what happens now he's not going to go super out of his way to smack the snake faced asshole around but he's going to inconvenience them as much as possible but that's for later years right now he's going to be a child and study the books and some fanfictions cause it helps to be prepared and he doesn't know if he's in a ff or not anyway back to babytime.

mother: what should we name him?

father: hmm how about Ryan yes I like that Ryan diggory.

mother: Ryan? yes he seems to like it look he's smiling.

I was dumbfounded I didn't expect that but oh well I like my name.i caught a view of myself in a mirror and I must say I'm dashing as a baby my Sandy blonde hair and blueish gray eyes I didn't want that anime look your know the bs white hair red eyes crap sticks out like a sore thumb attracts a lot of attention from young masters cause of women ogling yeah screw that guy it's a hassle and I don't like those you all know what happens right the young master glares then shouts to leave then you beat him up then his father comes then you beat him up then his grandfather comes then the fire nation attacks and your just pissed cause all you really wanted was a nice grilled cheese sandwich but noooooo. shit I went off on a tangent there my bad anyway I'm a good looking baby I'll woo all the aunties oh yes but no touching too much harem is a monstrous thing I don't know how people can handle 57 wives but I'm not doing that.

well now that I'm born I'm actually really tired and slowly start falling asleep in the arms of my mother while she coos at me ah this is the life.

I awake several hours later and I know it's time the moment of judgment the point of no return where a man becomes a baby man it can't be put off any longer no matter how much I dread and cry and throw a tantrum it's inevitable.....

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I've pooped myself and I'm hungry

I start crying and my father does what every father should do and starts to change me I'm mortified but I know it's not the end next he hands me to my mother as she takes out her breast and I just stare at that swollen nipple like it swiped my chicken nuggets and I man up and latch onto and slowly suck the life giving nectar from the bosom of my mother losing all my manly points for this life Noone can ever know this happened (Cassie laughs hysterically in my mind) I've been betrayed.

it tastes okay it's like warm milk I guess.

after the feeding I do what any self respecting baby does and go right back to sleep until the next shame inducing episode.

little did our hero know his shame was posted on webnovel and many fellow heroes would read this laughing at his misfortune.