My Neighbor's Dirty Secret

As Rhea looked to her poor excuse of a dumpling, she gulped down the air in complete shame. Her shoulders shrunk and when she heard Aziel's voice, she all but jumped.

"Wow Damien, you're a natural. In no time, you'll surpass Zeven and I with flying colors."

"Ya think?"

Zeven chimed in, "It's seriously good but just make sure you pinch the sides a little more..."

It was just like Rhea was watching a scene from a movie where she didn't belong. She was the intruder. Damien really looked like their kid as he was sandwiched in between the twins. Zeven was off to his left, reaching over Damien's shoulder to correct how to pinch the sides. And then Aziel moved over to lift Damien into his equally hard not to notice, toned arms so Damien could see and make dumplings better.

Rhea stood off to the side, suddenly feeling like she could return home next door any moment now without any of them noticing she had even left.

Damien innocently turned his head to Rhea. "Rhea! How's it going for you?"

Crap. This was the only time she wanted to scold dear little Damien. Because, it wasn't going so great. Pretty damn bad actually.

"Good," she lied with an all too suspicious bright smile.

Of course, Aziel had the nerve to set Damien down and walk over to inspect her work of interesting art. He took one long look at her work of interesting art. Aziel didn't say anything for a moment. That spurred Damien and Zeven to see what the quiet fuss was about. And they too stayed silent.

They were exaggerating...IT WASN'T THAT BAD.

"Oh Rhea, good job...It could use some work but I'm sure it'll still taste good," Damien tried to soothe her but it wasn't quite working.

A ringtone interruped their thougts as Damien brightened even more. "Oh! It's mom...I'll be back."

Okay, Rhea knew it was pretty bad.

Aziel dropped the bomb after Damien trailed out into the patio. "Hey hey...Why does your dumpling look so dark when it's supposed to be white? Pfft. Like a cursed dumpling ready to reach into my soul and...uh watch out!"

"Oh shutup..." Rhea forgot that her hand was still near the flour bag so when she moved, the entire bag of flour moved with her.

When it moved, it dived toward her face and her clothes, staining her entire body in white. She blinked at the s.e.x crazed angels, coughing as the powder crawled into her lungs. Rhea looked down at herself and realized the horror of what had happened. She forgot to pay attention and somehow doused herself in flour.

Aziel broke the next silence with a hearty laugh as he held his stomach. He childishly pointed a finger at Rhea while still laughing like mad, "HAHAHAHA. For christ's sake...It has appeared...Dumpling monster!"

"Who are you calling a dumpling monster...!"

Without thinking much of it, Rhea grabbed a ball of flour into her hands and launched it at Aziel. The glory of what she had done hit her seconds later. Now they were even. Aziel was stained in white as he seemed just like a dumpling monster too. He did a double take, as if he couldn't believe what had just happened.

"Oh no you didn't."

"Oh yes I did," she said with a triumphant grin.

It was Zeven's turn to laugh heartily. "Aziel, you should see your ridiculous face...ack!"

Before he could even finish his sentence, Aziel hurled a handful of flour into his mouth to the point where Zeven choked a little. Now Zeven was stained in white too! Three dumpling monsters faced one another. Zeven gave Aziel the mightiest death glare she had ever witnessed in twenty nine years of somehow being alive in this ugly world still.

"Look who's equally as ridonkulous. Heh. Delicious payback for earlier brother!"

Zeven shook his head and darkly laughed. "You shouldn't have done that. You'll regret the day you were born."

"We were born on the same day so you could do the regretting for the both of us."

Rhea wanted no more partaking of this insanity.

"Okay you guys can fight, I'm going to wash up...ugh don't you even dare..." she shook her head violently as she spotted it. "I'll mess the both of you up and your condo it won't even be...funny."

Unexpectedly, Zeven had this daring and sparkling look in his eyes. Too daring as he launched powder at her even as she gave them the warning. Now, no one said anything about playing fair. Rhea resulted to her cursed looking dumplings and launched it at the twins, missing Zeven but comically striking Aziel's forehead.

It was hard not to enjoy striking them down because they had caused so many life changes in such a short amount of time. In fact, her entire body oozed satisfaction watching her aim hit it's mark. How good it felt!

"That's playing dirty," Aziel w.h.i.n.ed.

Rhea smirked. "Who said there was any rules?"

If anyone told her fifteen minutes ago, that she'd be engaging in a dumpling fight with the twins, then she'd tell them to check into a asylum. But fast forward to the current moment in time, Rhea was in fact engaging in a dumpling fight with the twins. She completely forgot about the anxiety and fear because the twins were stroking them way out and replacing it with the need to win against them.She did her best to dodge their attacks and excelled.

Rhea terribly regretted looking at them. When she took the moment to really look at the twins in all of their ridiculousness, she laughed like no tomorrow. She had to hold her stomach and fight back a tear. Aziel looked like a tornado had ran through his hair. Zeven's mouth had been stuffed with an unbelievable amount of flour.

The foreign sound startled both the twins to just staring at her for captivating moments.

"Why do you guys look so confused?" Rhea asked because they weren't making a move to attack her.

Zeven smiled back, "You finally laughed. It was cute."

CUTE?

Aziel scratched his head with a nod. "You should laugh more often."

To distract herself from the sound of her own heartbeat, she hurled more cursed dumplings at the twins and scored perfectly. Both of the twins seemed fed up because something dangerous flickered in both their eyes as they exchanged a mysterious look with one another.

Rhea gasped as she realized what they were trying to accomplish. She bolted from hiding behind the counter and literally tried leaving through the front door but it was too damn late. Aziel appeared from behind Rhea and locked both of her arms. Her back was tightly pressed against his c.h.e.s.t and for a moment, she could feel his heart stammering violently.

His breath tickled the baby hairs standing at her head, "I've got you. Why don't you just surrender now and plead for your life?"

Zeven appeared in front of Rhea with a bag of flour. His evil smile made her thrash about and plead, "Oh come on, this is playing dirty! And I'll never surrender to the likes of you both."

Zeven dared to reference to her earlier statement, "Remember now...You were the one who said there weren't any rules."

Fair point.

"Sorry not sorry," Zeven stated with a mischievous grin.

Zeven dumped the bag of flour onto her head. She coughed and glinted at him from within the powders burying her features. Now, they've done it! Rhea smeared the powder from her face onto her hands. And then she lurched forward to smear it on Zeven's face for payback. But like a spiralling mess that just continued spiralling downward, she slipped.

Rhea stupidly slipped, bringing the wretched angel holding her from behind down with her. As she brought that angel down, she also brought the other wretched angel in front down too. The three dumpling monsters crashed onto the ground to reveal a hideous sight.

To her horror, Rhea straddled Zeven's waist like a cowgirl. Her t.h.i.g.hs wrapped against him snugly. And Aziel's h.i.p.s were buried deep into Rhea's behind. This was so not PG-13. It was a good thing Damien was outside. Instead of smearing Zeven's face, her hands smeared his c.h.e.s.t and rested against his hardened midriff.

Aziel's hands that were on her arms had accidentally trailed low. Too low for comfort. Low to slightly brush the side of her b.r.e.a.s.ts. She blushed like a very unattractive red tomato and began moving about.

"Well..." Aziel said in a scarce whisper as he quickly moved his hands away from her b.r.e.a.s.ts. "This is awkward...Ah hold on, don't move like that or...!"

"Wait Rhea don't...!" Zeven reached out to Rhea as she tried to squirm away but rocked against hot bulges that radiated from her front and back.

Zeven's soft m.o.a.n spilled into her ears. A low curse erupted from Aziel. Rhea wasn't a complete dumbo. She knew what was going on. Their c.o.c.ks were indecently pressing against her with constricting uncomfortableness. Both wretched twins responded when she accidentally rocked her h.i.p.s to move away. No way.

WHY WERE THEY HARD IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!

Rhea wasn't even the least bit attractive covered in flour!

The sliding door opened.

Damien chose that exact moment to walk in on the disaster that unfolded as her anxiety remembered to kick in, "...What in the world is going on here?"