My Parasite Skill System

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I was still with my big sis'.

She is Clumsy Babe.

She'd been telling me off, I think, but now it was done with.

Her monologue ended at once, and now settled a blank.

Apparently, that human girl had finished her long monologue. This very monologue wasn't too useful to me.

I already was already pretty much filled in on all the details she'd shared with me. She talked about adventurers and the usual kind of topics you'd find yourself thinking of when simply being here.

Still though, mainly two details were good to know.

First off, that flying fire flower, eh? Well, it was super cool, we already knew that, but it also came from mages. She'd so informed me.

And I could already see myself becoming a very super great mage thanks to that. This way, and only this way, I'd be able to cast as many flying fire flowers as I want and be hanging out with them in the blue sky.

Thank you, Clumsy.

And secondly, something about that quest she'd talked about. The adventurers I met up with right before seriously entering the battlefield–they'd talked just about the same.

Collecting heads and whatnot; that was roughly the thing.

Are the adventurers sharing this quest with me? Am I sharing it with them?

Old Sipping's been clear with me: he who has thoroughly been informed of very many matters of life and of blah blah blah (he talked too much hence the many blahs) hadn't ever heard of such a thing as my 'guide.'

As a simple reminder, he'd also said I was some kind of unique monster being born due to whatever magical disorder or whatever–this could happen, according to him.

Quite naturally, the thought of them sharing the guide with me, or having similarities to that latter were cast away immediately.

The settling blank wouldn't be settled for too long–I ended it casually.

"Say, big sis', since you helped, where's the Guild Bureau at, hm?"

And up till I'd asked that question, I only felt her eyes placed on me from slightly above; she was pensive.

"Hello?"

"Oh–yes, erm, the Bureau? Right up ahead if you go this direction, yes."

This girl never missed an occasion to yes me.

She never missed one single occasion. I could see that quite well.

And what she wouldn't miss as well was any occasion to help me, probably.

Thinking that she's cool, "Okay, thank you."

And the Bureau was just up ahead. Her pointed finger indicated so. This Chief Orc's head isn't to go to waste. That is cool too.

I should just be going, now, maybe.

And maybe she ought to be going, too.

What's the long call even for?

I personally had something to ask again, though; I didn't mind her staying standing here still:

"And say, again–"

"Now, you say, too–"

Oh?

Our lips unsealed right at the same moment.

"Hm?"

"Yes?"

And again.

"No, you tell me first."

"Ye–okay."

It didn't take long for her to just casually crouch down again. Talking standing to me wasn't too much of a practical thing since I was so tiny.

Her bellybutton dropped down again:

"Then, yes, what's your party like? Who's your party leader?... It can't be the Ice … King, right?"

My heart missed a beat!

And my eyes … as slowly as possible, they widened to their fullest, showing their white more than anything else.

"Yes?!"

What … is that about a party?–She's been sent to me in order to deal with … the monster!

It isn't scary-scary, but I gotta accomplish the quest.

Or maybe is it only a misunderstanding? What Ice King is she talking about?

I just don't happen to have any party–I can't be found out!

Hurried like mad, I hurried myself even more trying to get out my words all right.

"I'll … tell you later! Ahem, later! Yes, later!–Now, you tell me, or no!–you don't tell me, I don't care, hah hah…"

It didn't go out as calm and composed as I'd have wanted them to, though.

"Oop!"

She saw something was wrong with my behavior already? So I really am found out, already??

"I shouldn't have asked?? You being such a cute and prodigy child clued me in … but I mean, why would you … oh, okay, I get it … maybe?"

No?

She didn't get it?

What did she get?

My heart paced down: "Phew."

"I simply wanted to ask … for some reason, it's making you super uncomfortable, it's okay, you know, kid, I promise I won't ask again."

She didn't get it, she didn't get it. How would she even get it anyway? It's not like it's being written on my forehead, you know.

'Not an adventurer and a monster.'

But still: be relaxed.

"No–not at all! I'm not uncomfortable or anything, no!"

Or wait? Were the words in fact written on my forehead??

Just in case, I slapped it with both hands at first–but remembering that army leader's head was still on me, I could only use one hand slapping my forehead; it made me even more panic.

"You sure you all right, though, kid?"

The thought of the word being well too big on my forehead that my sole left hand wouldn't be enough to cover them all–my eyes were rounded and widened to their fullest yet another time.

And these eyes instantly darted down to the ground where they were to be fixed.

"Yes, kid?"

But then I thought again, and as a matter of fact, my hair was long enough, my forehead was safe!

"Tell me, what is it? I worry, you know."

I tried to un-slap myself.

"Was just about to ask you why the furry little man just there–dwarf; why is he laughing so hard, he must be laughing about something very, very, very funny!–right?–I just wanted to ask … and … that's it, really!"

But I was still panicked, wasn't I?

Breathing in and out: I'm relaxed.

"And now, I don't care anymore."

"Yes, I understand, I understand, okay."

She understands? What's she even understand? She and her words really are confusing, damn.

Just knowing what to do in a relaxed way, my bare feet backed off, one after the other.

She backed off, too, as if showing me she didn't mean any of what was happening to be.

Brushing the gentle green grass, "I'll just tell you later whose party I'm in … right?"

And just going like this, my shoulders started to turn around, "Bye, then, big sis'…"

"Mm-hm. Bye-bye."

My eyes parted with hers.

And so did my shoulders.

I was half-turned and I turned even more.

Okay, it's been super weird, and now it's now or never. I kind of didn't want to lie to her. I don't know. I simply don't know whose party I'm in, big sis'.

<Quick Pace>!

My back completely turned on herself, "Sorry, I don't know!!!" I shouted from the top of my lungs.

And I'll be going away, now!

I know, I know. This was all weird and eerie.

And these kinds of goodbyes sure are weird, too. I don't need much commonsense (which I really do not possess, it's pretty clear) to know such a thing. So it kinda adds up to the weirdness of down here, but it's all right, isn't it?

You'll excuse me for this, eh. I simply didn't wanna get caught on this. I'm not an adventurer, I knew that just too well; I was doing bad things by simply being here.

Plus, I'm a monster.. Of course, this place isn't one for me to be hanging around at.

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