My Phone Connected to The Immortal Realm

They looked very polite, dressed in black suits and high-grade Tyrannosaurus Rex sunglasses.

"Two big brothers, it's cloudy today. Why are you wearing sunglasses?" Little five asked.

"Don't talk nonsense. I have something to discuss with you. It's also a deal."

Hearing this, Xiao Wu had to be careful, because he knew that he had provoked many opponents since he graduated soon, and it was inevitable that someone would plan on him.

"Since it's a transaction, it's easy to say. Let's say it here?"

"Get in the car. Our eldest sister wants to talk to you."

When the man in Black said this, Xiao Wu had a bottom in her heart. This man should be sister Hongmei, but she wanted to talk to herself.

Just got on the bus, little five felt that there was a behemoth in the back seat, which almost filled the back seat of the car.

"Little brother five, it's me. This is my wedding invitation to my brother Baoan. You don't have to present it with me."

It turned out that it was the rich dinosaur who haunted Zhou Ping a few days ago. He reached out and took the invitation, took a deep breath and said calmly, "yes, small security guards are also very good, as long as you like each other."

"Of course, or my boss knows how to be warm and cold."

Little five looked back and found that there was a man sitting next to the dinosaur, but the security guard younger brother in front of her was much smaller, but there was a man sitting on the other side. This man was Hongmei.

It's strange how the red plum can go with the big dinosaur, isn't it?

"Well, my father-in-law's new bar opens tomorrow night. I invited two people to help sing. I know there is a little contradiction between you. Let me talk about it." Small security road.

Until this time, Xiao Wu didn't understand what was going on. He wanted Hongmei to be on the same stage with him. In fact, it was nothing. He didn't put Hongmei in his heart.

"As long as sister Hongmei doesn't take revenge, I have no problem."

The security guard immediately clapped his hands and said, "wife, you see, my eldest brother has style."

"Of course, he is my idol." The dinosaur looked back. Sister Hongmei said, "it's a deal. We can't have trouble at night, or our Wang family won't finish with you."

Hongmei's face was very ugly. She reluctantly stretched out her hand and shook hands with Xiao Wu.

The security guard said, "brother, your reward must have been in place. I wish you a successful performance tomorrow night."

After several people finished speaking, they left respectively. When she left, Hongmei looked at Xiao Wu with her eyes tilted, and a little evil intention appeared at the corner of her mouth.

Xiaowu also feels that Hongmei is not so atmospheric. After all, she is a woman who is used to being a big brand and has no bottom line and sentiment.

The next night, he didn't drive and took the bus to the dinosaur's bar. When he saw the decoration of the front face of the bar, he couldn't cry or laugh.

A huge Tyrannosaurus Rex as the theme, the background is the Cretaceous Saha tree, and the name of the bar is the Cretaceous wine pool.

"Today, our bar opened, and the price of all the guests was reduced, and we specially invited sister Hongmei to sing for us." The host said.

But the little five sitting under the stage felt something wrong. He looked around. There was no one of his own, so he fell silent.

Then boss Wang came to the stage. He was a short, broad and fat old man.

"With the festivity of opening today, I would like to announce a good thing to you. My daughter and my son-in-law will be married next month. Today is their engagement banquet. Next, all Chinese dishes are free."

Little five is not interested in these, and he sits here alone. He feels a little lonely and seems to be an outsider.

Hongmei sang two songs on the stage, which attracted many people's enthusiastic cheers.

"Sister Hongmei stepped down and changed her clothes. Let's invite her good apprentice, Mr. Yu Xiaowu, to sing on the stage." The host said.

When Xiao Wu heard this, his heart clicked. He realized that it was the host and Hongmei who did something. No one dared to make trouble to fix themselves by taking advantage of boss Wang's place.

He snorted, directly sent a wechat to Lijun, and discussed with Lijun what to do next.

Then he was invited to the stage by the host. The small five rites were added and said, "thank you very much for giving me this opportunity to stand here and sing to you. However, one thing needs to be clarified. I have nothing to do with sister Hongmei, and she is not my master. "

"Mr. Yu, no, that's what our host said."

"The lines can be changed. Why don't you say I'm an alien? I don't know how many more people will come to boss Wang's bar tonight."

Xiao Wu's remark made the audience laugh. Many people said it was like a duet.

"What master's Apprentice's? Just sing well. Sing quickly. I'm still waiting to see Hongmei." Someone shouted under the stage.

Xiao Wu glanced at the speaker with his eyes. He knew that those people were probably Hongmei's loyal trust. It seems that this is a planned trap, but he must not lose.

He said with a smile: "in fact, many people know that I sing like Lijun. Since they say I am Hongmei's apprentice, I say it's a rumor, but I want to give him a song."

"So wordy, what Lijun's song do you sing as a man? Can you sing it well?"

At this time, the big dinosaur appeared, picked up the microphone and said, "he sang my love with my husband. His voice is comparable to the original song."

"Lijun has a song called" good wine and coffee ", and the song I want to give Hongmei is called" Sprite and monosodium glutamate. "Yu Xiaowu laughed off the stage.

"The name seems to match very well. Sprite and monosodium glutamate are local prescriptions, which help blood circulation and stimulate human function, and red plum is also a big brand when combined with monosodium glutamate." Someone was joking under the stage.

At this time, someone has brought Hongmei monosodium glutamate, directly added it to sprite's bottle and said, "brother, as long as you sing well today, I'll dry it all and pay for sister Hongmei's guest room in the evening."

"It's good to have you, music!"

Yu Xiaowu has changed the lyrics in his heart. The dinosaur is full of tears and almost crazy. The red plum has become the laughing stock of others, and the whole audience calls Lijun.

After the five songs, the dinosaur took out the colored pen and asked Xiao Wu to sign his wedding dress.

Hongmei was also invited out of the bar by boss Wang. The boss who just drank sprite offered a high price and took her straight to the hotel.

Xiao Wu also got a lot of cash rewards from boss Wang, but while everyone was drinking, Zhou Ping and the fat man didn't know when to come to support.

At this time, someone in the bar was pale, covered his chest and fell down.

Zhou Ping reacted quickly, posted it in front of boss Wang and said, "Uncle Wang, this man seems to have a heart attack. My little five brothers have some evil skills. Let him think of a way."