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Chapter 54: Only Smart People Can Blow Bubble Gum

Nezha: (Curious) Brother Xiaoyao, what gifts have you prepared, please open my eyes first.

“You tell me what you have prepared first.” Lin Chuan sold a pass, trying to put out the gift Nezha prepared.

Nezha: (Thanks to your hands) I am poor, and I ran out of my monthly salary. Then I want to pay a dividend first, and then I can buy some fresh things to give to the Queen Mother.

Seeing the helplessness in Nezha’s words, Lin Chuan couldn’t help laughing.

He only now knew that the gods also belonged to the Moonlight Clan.

Nezha’s current virtue is similar to those Moonlight friends Lin Chuan knew.

It’s no wonder that he is so active in opening an online shop. It turns out that he has no money and wants to make more money.

That being the case, it seems more convenient to call Nezha in the future.

“Then you really have to pay dividends as soon as possible. Then, you only need to give me four thousand merit points.”

“Those fractions, even if it is the hard work you helped me these days.”

Lin Chuan gave Nezha a little benefit when he thought about it.

Nezha is working hard to open an online shop these days, and he is responsive to his needs. Lin Chuan sees all this.

Not to mention anything else, just talk about the magic talisman. Nezha tried every means to meet Lin Chuan’s requirements, and the dragon blood was used.

Such a powerful little brother, of course, must give some benefits.

“Really? Brother Xiaoyao, you are too generous, you said a fraction, but you have hundreds of merit points!”

“With these merit points, I can choose more gifts. Thank you so much, Brother Xiaoyao. Leave it to me if you have anything in the future.”

Nezha learned that he could get more merit points, and happily turned to somersault.

“I hope you will do what you say, and you must not slack off opening an online store.”

“By the way, you just said that you want to buy new things. Shouldn’t the gift you give to the queen mother be a good thing?”

Lin Chuan beat Nezha again, remembering the gift.

Nezha: (Raises eyebrows) Brother Xiaoyao, don’t you understand. As the queen mother, there is nothing interesting, only new things can please her.

Lin Chuan read this and nodded in agreement.

Don’t look at Nezha who seems to be inconsistent all day long, there are still a lot of cautions, knowing how to please the queen mother.

Since the Queen Mother likes new things, he gave this gift right!

Xiaoyao Xian: If you use this little cleverness in the online store, it will be fine, and I will give you another batch of goods, remember not to steal it.

Lin Chuan, who was in a good mood, swept Nezha a bunch of snacks that he brought back by the way.

This time, the goods are similar to the previous ones, except that there is a kind of bubble gum.

Opening an online shop is similar to pleasing the Queen Mother. Only by constantly launching new gadgets can we attract more gods to pay attention to the online shop and gain popularity.

Nezha: (Curious) Brother Xiaoyao, what is this bubble gum? It tastes sweet, but it doesn’t chew, so strange.

Xiaoyao Xian: (knocking his head) Just when I told you not to eat it, you did it?

Nezha: (sweating) I’m not curious, let’s not take it as an example, Xiaoyao brother, you should tell me about this bubble gum, if I don’t understand it, it is not good to sell goods.

“This bubble gum, as the name suggests, is a bubble gum.”

“Put the bubble gum in your mouth and chew, then stick it to your lips, and blow with your tongue to blow out a bubble.”

Lin Chuan saw that Nezha said something reasonable, so he told him the technique of blowing bubbles with bubble gum.

Nezha saw the technique he posted and tried it immediately, but he was unsuccessful several times, and he was anxious.

Nezha: Boss, the method you taught seems to be useless. Can you really blow bubbles?

Seeing Nezha questioning him, Lin Chuan immediately became angry. He immediately ate a bubble gum and then blew out a bubble, the size of a ping-pong ball.

He pointed the phone at himself and took a picture of blowing bubbles.

When Lin Chuan was about to send it to Nezha, he found that the photo also included the situation in his bedroom.

If Nezha sees the furnishings in the bedroom that are different from the heavenly court, he will definitely wonder where he is, and then find that he is a mortal person.

This identity can’t be revealed, Lin Chuan immediately stamped the surroundings, leaving only his own face.

Well, this face is so handsome!

After enjoying his handsome photos, Lin Chuan sent the processed photos to Nezha.

Xiaoyao Xian: Look, is this a bubble blown out?

Nezha: (in a daze) How could this be possible, how could this bubble gum blow out such a big bubble? !

He couldn’t even blow a small bubble, but Lin Chuan blew a bubble so big that Nezha began to doubt God’s birth.

Xiaoyao Xian: Since you want to know so much, let me tell you a secret. Only smart people can blow bubbles.

Lin Chuan looked at Ne Zha’s reply, his eyes rolled and sent a message to tease him.

Nezha: This bubble gum originally has the effect of identifying IQ, now I understand it.

No, I am not a fool, how can I not blow it out, I can definitely blow out bubbles!

Nezha learned that only smart people can blow bubbles, and became even more dissatisfied, desperately trying to blow a bubble out.

“I don’t know if only smart people can blow bubbles. I only know that people who believe this sentence must be fools.”

Lin Chuan could guess what Nezha was doing through the screen, and couldn’t help but laugh.

It seems that the gods are also quite naive, because he was limped with a piece of bubble gum.

After teasing Nezha, Lin Chuan switched contacts and found Fairy Baihua.

Xiaoyao Fairy: Fairy, are you busy?

Fairy Baihua: Oh, isn’t this a busy person, a happy fairy friend, why are you free to contact me?

Lin Chuan looked at the weird yin and yang in the words of Fairy Baihua, somewhat inexplicable.

Xiaoyao Xian: Fairy, why did you say this, we are friends, and I always remember you.

Fairy Baihua: (left humming, right humming) I can’t afford your friend. If you really are a friend, I wouldn’t open an online shop with Nezha, and I won’t mention anything to my friend.

When Lin Chuan saw this, he immediately understood where the anomaly of Fairy Baihua came from.

It turned out to be a matter of opening an online shop, so it’s no wonder that Fairy Baihua is sour.

She must have discovered that Nezha’s online store was opened in partnership with Lin Chuan, and even found that the online store had made a lot of money, and she was a little jealous.

It’s good to be jealous. If you don’t jealous, it won’t be easy to win you over.

It is necessary to use profit to make some gods and him firmly tied together, and it will not become the target of public criticism when the identity is revealed.

If he wants to profit from the heavens, he needs the help of a few trustworthy gods.

Xiaoyao Xian: It turns out Fairy you are thinking about the online store. I forgot to tell you. Actually, I’m still preparing another online store and want to partner with you.

But depending on your state, it seems that you are reluctant, or just forget it.

Fairy Baihua: (eyes glow) Are you serious, you are my best friend, I am definitely willing to cooperate with you!