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Chapter 64 Master Guanyin, come and cut me a knife

“There are other good things, this discount is simply a fracture, Nezha is too kind.”

“I’ve never heard of this kind of activity. It’s very novel.”

“Isn’t it just cutting a dog? It’s too easy for me. My big knife is already hungry and thirsty!”

“Go and lead the stupid dog. If you are late, it will be a blood loss.”

The explanation of Nezha’s activities caused the Buddha to be stunned by the audience.

In the end, they still extracted the key information, hacked a stupid dog to death, and shredded meat can be 999 cheaper!

Such a powerful discount immediately made the Buddhas go crazy, and one after another entered the shop to receive silly dogs.

As soon as they clicked to receive it, a dog with a little messy coat color appeared in front of them.

If the bald hair who is working hard to breed sees it, he will definitely be very surprised, how can there be a dog like it in this world.

That’s right, the silly dog ​​in the activity of cutting the silly dog ​​was made by Lin Chuan, who took the bald hair as the prototype, and asked him to be an incomparably high-minded Taishang Lao.

As for the reason for using bald hair as the prototype, of course it is because bald hair is like this, it seems to be owed. Not only will it not be sympathetic, but it will feel very refreshing.

Bald: I was offended!

Don’t look at these silly dogs, all of them seem to be silly, but in fact, there are still a lot of requirements to make.

However, this is not a big deal for Taishang Laojun, and it will be done in a matter of minutes.

“This shredded meat has attracted many Buddhas.”

“But if you want to use this activity of cutting silly dogs to attract people, I am afraid it is not that easy, and the effect is worrying.”

Taishang Laojun naturally paid attention to the situation here all the time, and saw that the Buddhas led out a series of silly dogs and made comments.

Taishang Laojun, who made silly dogs by one hand, is not optimistic about this activity of cutting silly dogs.

In his opinion, these stupid dogs are nothing more than a bit hard to chop, some can be chopped to death with a single cut, and some may not be successful with hundreds of knives.

These Buddhas are all for the sake of face. Could it be that they can really pull people to kill stupid dogs for a thousand merit points?

The Taishang Lao Jun completely couldn’t understand this activity of Lin Chuan Nong, but he didn’t stop it either.

Being able to tear raw meat by hand, and let more than a dozen Buddhas become WeChat users at once is a good result.

“Buddhas, prepare to tremble in the silly dog ​​cutting activity!” Lin Chuan was full of confidence in this silly dog ​​cutting activity.

“Everyone has taken the silly dog, then cut it quickly and see who can do it well.”

At this time, the Buddhas hadn’t noticed what was wrong with this activity, and they all wanted to chop the stupid dog with enthusiasm.

The Buddhas, who were very confident in their own cultivation, immediately swung their swords at the stupid dog on the phone interface.

“Ding, the knife is superb, and 41% of the blood of a silly dog ​​is cut off. Please keep working hard!”

“Ding, God will cut 62% of the stupid dog’s blood. Please keep working hard!”

“”Ding, the sword is super magical, cut off 79% of the stupid dog’s blood, please keep working hard! “”

After the Buddhas made a cut, WeChat immediately gave a reminder.

Some silly dogs are still jumping around after being chopped, while others are dying and are about to die.

“How can I chop such a bit of blood? How can this stupid dog with my knife can withstand it.”

“I just slashed at random, and I actually cut so much. Could it be that I realized some magical power again?”

“It seems that no one has hacked the silly dog ​​to death. This shouldn’t be Nezha deliberately. In fact, it can’t be hacked to death at all!”

After cutting the silly dog, the Buddhas looked at their achievements, and all of them stretched their faces.

They all thought that they should be able to hack a stupid dog to death with a single knife.

Who knew that the silly dogs were alive after being chopped off, which made them very suspicious that Nezha did the trick.

“Ding, one blow is fatal, the silly dog ​​is dead!”

At this time, a slower Buddha slashed the silly dog ​​and killed the silly dog ​​directly.

“I succeeded, this stupid dog was hacked to death by me!” The Buddha said excitedly.

“Is it really possible to hack a silly dog ​​to death?” When the Buddhas heard the words, they gathered around and found that the Buddha was right, that his silly dog ​​was indeed dead.

“It seems that the Buddha’s Dharma is profound, I can only endure the pain, and use the cabbage price of ten merit points to tear the veggie meat and sell it to you!”

Nezha walked to the Buddha and said with a painful expression on his face.

“Thank you then!”

The Buddha immediately gave the ten merit points, took the package of vegetarian meat, directly tore the package, and ate it happily, making the surrounding Buddha very jealous.

“It’s so fragrant!” After eating, he still sighed, making the other Buddhas feel even more uncomfortable.

I was afraid of comparison in everything. People hacked a silly dog ​​to death, and only used ten merit points to eat delicious shredded meat.

As for them, one is worse than the other, how can they bear it.

“Isn’t it still possible to ask someone to chop? I’ll go and ask someone to do it now.”

“I heard that new WeChat users are more likely to hack a silly dog. I’m going to try other Buddhas.”

“I still don’t believe it. I can’t hack this stupid dog to death.”

“Brothers, come and slash for me!”

The Buddhas took action one after another, looking for people everywhere to help them chop stupid dogs.

These Buddhas are naturally looking for people they are more familiar with, otherwise they would not be embarrassed to speak up.

And the people they are more familiar with are naturally other Buddhas.

When the Buddhas learned that they wanted to register on WeChat, they hesitated one by one, but couldn’t stand the request of the Buddhas, so they registered for WeChat one by one.

As more and more Buddhas helped chop silly dogs, several more Buddhas soon succeeded in hacking silly dogs to death and bought ten merit points of shredded meat.

This stupid dog was hacked to death with the help of others, so they were naturally embarrassed to swallow it, and they shared the meat they bought.

The Buddhas who were originally only helping out, after eating the vegetarian meat, were all energized, and went to lead the silly dog ​​to chop.

As time went by, more and more Buddhas were dragged to register on WeChat and chop a silly dog.

“This… unbelievable, unbelievable, how did this Xiaoyao Immortal do it!”

Taishang Laojun, who has been paying attention to the situation, didn’t take it seriously when he first started cutting silly dogs.

At first glance, the Western Heavenly Buddhas who have registered on WeChat have broken through three digits and almost dropped their jaws.

You know, since the establishment of WeChat and before the closing of the Pantao Conference, the number of Western Heavenly Buddhas’ registered WeChat accounts has barely reached double digits!

What kind of magic is there in such a boring activity of cutting silly dogs that attracted so many Buddhas to register?

In fact, it was not only the Taishang Laojun who was surprised, but also the big brothers of Xitian.

“Master Guanyin, hurry up and sign up for WeChat to help me cut a knife.”

“I can hack this silly dog ​​to death with just one knife!”

Avalokitesvara looked at the Buddha, who was holding the phone and ran to him, looking a little crazy, and fell into deep thought.

What silly dog ​​is this?