My Practice Routine With My Confused Female Apprentice

...That smelly master, she must find a way to marry him back home.

But before planning to take down the master, there are some things that Li Shiyin needs to confirm.

The first and most important thing to determine is her own will.

She had to think about whether she really liked her master, whether she had to be a master in this life, and whether she couldn't live without him.

For this question, Li Shiyin took three seconds to confirm, and got a positive answer, she would die if she didn't get a master... A world without a master is an imperfect world... Cultivation in this life is not to become a fairy, but to become a fairy. In order to meet the Master in the world of mortals...

After confirming the own mind, the next thing to confirm is the Master's mind.

Although Li Shiyin probably knows that the master likes to own, but that is the master after all. She knew that the master's heart, liver and stomach were all black, so who could guarantee that the master's liking for her was not just pretending or some kind of means?

But it was too difficult for Li Shiyin to know what the big villain master was thinking.

She thought about it for a long time, but couldn't figure it out, so she decided to go to the back mountain to ask Tu Shanyouyou. For professional things, find professional people. Tu Shan Youyou is Fox Spirit, who specializes in seducing men. It is definitely right to ask her for help in such matters.

"How do you know if a man likes you or not?" Tu Shanyouyou heard Li Shiyin's question, she turned her attention from the formation model on the desk, and she looked at Li Shiyin strangely, "Why? There are others in Daojianmen who dare to fight Are you tempted?"

From Tu Shan Youyou's point of view, there must be nothing wrong with the fact that these two masters and apprentices have lovers and concubines, and they usually talk about each other and don't hide it.

What Li Shiyin wanted to confirm was definitely not Qin Ran.

But in the current Daojianmen, not only her, Tu Shanyouyou, can see clearly, but everyone who knows the master-student pair can see the relationship between the master-student pair clearly, and they will not add jokes, and want to pursue Li Shiyin; Those who know this pair of master and apprentice, and those who come to pursue Li Shiyin's heart, can use the word "dare".

"Oh, it's not..." Li Shiyin denied Tu Shanyouyou's question, and wanted to explain, but felt shy.

Seeing Li Shiyin like this, Tu Shan turned around and sat down leisurely, looked at it carefully, and then slowly realized that this is, spring is here. The young girl Huaichun, her spring heart sprouted.

"Oh..." She laughed suddenly, an old driver's "I understand" smile, and she continued, "There are many external ways to determine whether a man likes you or not, and to determine a man's heart." Diverse, but its inner core is actually only one.”

Sure enough, he is an expert! I found the right person.

Li Shiyin's eyes lit up, and she asked repeatedly: "What is it?"

"A man's heart depends on whether a man is interested in you or not." Tu Shan Youyou didn't pretend to be a joke, she smiled, her smile was Fox Spirit, and said pointedly, "A person's heart may lie, but a person The body is often very honest!"

Li Shiyin blinked her eyes, but didn't understand. What heart, what body, what deceit, what honesty...

"How can the body be honest?" she asked.

How do you evaluate the fact that Li Shiyin asked Tu Shan Youyou to be his love mentor?

The answer is, she may have found the wrong person.

Indeed, Tu Shan Youyou is a Fox Spirit, who understands people's desires best and seduces men best.

but!

Tu Shan Youyou is Fox Spirit! What she wants is a man's body, his Blood Essence, Cultivation Base, and soul, not his feelings.

All she cares about is the man's body, not his emotions.

And what does Li Shiyin want? What she wants is Master's emotion. What she wants to know is, she likes the master, does the master like her?

One is asking about romance, and the other is answering Jin Ping Mei.

If Li Shiyin is a pure white flower from the inside out, then Tu Shan Youyou is a colorful flower with seven colors on the outside, but a pure yellow flower on the inside.

However, complete yellow should also be simple.

"How will the body be honest?" Tu Shan smiled leisurely, raised eyebrows with Li Shiyin, and said, "Even if he is full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, there are his true thoughts."

Li Shiyin thought seriously when she heard the words, and after a while, she understood what Tu Shanyouyou was talking about. You know, she, Li Shiyin, is a woman with mind eyes. During the battle, no subtle change of the opponent can escape her eyes.

"Pupils! Isn't it? When they are scared, no matter what nice words they say, their pupils will expand and shrink sharply, and there will be several times of changes, seriously affecting the combat vision." She nodded, indicating that she understood Tu Shan. Youyou said, "The master said that the eyes are the windows of the soul. Do you want to tell me that the master's eyes can be used to determine his feelings for me?"

Tu Shan Youyou was completely speechless. Eye? Just like Qin Ran's dead fish eyes, Li Shiyin is so innocent, she can see a fart.

"It's Yang..." She was about to reveal the correct answer, but suddenly she thought of something, looked Li Shiyin up and down again, this girl who was as innocent as white paper, hesitated for a moment, and asked aloud, "You... yes, you know How do men and women have children?"

"I know!" Li Shiyin smiled confidently, "Just get married! When a man and a woman get married, the woman will have a baby. My big brother got married at the end of last year, and my sister-in-law got pregnant at the beginning of this year. She has a baby, and then she can have a baby." child."

"I knew it!" Tu Shan Youyou choked speechlessly.

What needs to be explained is that no one has taught Li Shiyin about sex until now (when she was sixteen or seven years old, she was about to get married, and it was when Yang Yanqi taught her this knowledge, but at this time she ran to Tao Jianmen), and there are no related books, videos, etc. to help her learn and understand. Therefore, she doesn't know anything about men and women.

"Do you know how to bridal chamber?" Tu Shanyouyou asked again, unwilling to give up.

"Drink, and then sleep with women." Li Shiyin said, this is what she saw and heard.

"Do you know how to sleep with a woman?"

"Just sleep like that!" Li Shiyin looked at Tu Shanyouyou strangely, "What else can I say about sleeping?"

What a world-clear lotus, pure and flawless little white flower!

Tu Shan Youyou couldn't communicate with her anymore, because she felt that every word she was about to say was a defilement to her, and at the same time, she was telling her filthiness.

"I can't teach you..." She said to Li Shiyin seriously, "Go find Long Qiqi."