My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Unlocking the Shameful Posture

“Our couple’s big adventure has officially started. The event is divided into three rounds, and the prize for the final champion is extremely rich. Please work hard, everyone.”

“Now let’s start the first round of the match. The rules of the game are very simple. Please listen to the explanation below.”

“Male and female couples will be separated from each other. Please use telepathy to find your lover. You are allowed to make small-scale movement reminders, but you are not allowed to make any sounds, otherwise it will be regarded as a punishment for failure.”

The forty couples participating in the competition stood in the maid cafe where the tables and chairs had been cleared, and the owner began to explain the rules.

While explaining, the maid pulled up a long opaque gauze curtain. The gauze curtain was marked with lines and numbers.

After the shopkeeper finished explaining the rules, the maid came up to invite the men participating in the competition.

A total of forty boys stood behind the gauze curtain. Because the gauze curtain was opaque gray, the boys couldn’t see the other side.

However, as the maid turned on a few dim gauze lamps, it became clearer on the gauze curtain side, and a shadow emerged on the gauze curtain. Although Su Jie couldn’t see it here, the girls on the other side could see some very vague things. shadow.

Su Jie was assigned to position No. 17. Next to her was Tong Nao, who was disguised as a man. She was No. 16, and the distance from Su Jie was less than half a meter.

Behind Su Jie and the others, there are maids standing and monitoring to prevent Su Jie and the others from violating the rules by using mobile phones or using voice.

The store manager’s voice sounded again at this time: “It seems that everyone is ready, haha, the girls should show their energy and sense that that is their Prince Charming. The girls have five minutes to make a choice.” , Only by finding your boyfriend can you successfully advance to the next round.”

Many of the maids behind couldn’t help covering their mouths and laughing. Su Jie’s eyes were dazed, because the gauze curtain was opaque, he couldn’t see the situation on the other side of the gauze curtain, and he didn’t know who was standing opposite the gauze curtain, let alone Make a sound otherwise it is a violation.

What can be done now is to make some movements on the side of the gauze curtain, preferably with relatively high resolution, because the girl on the other side of the gauze curtain can see some blurred images, so that she can successfully find the target.

Some boys have already started to do it. Among them, some of them keep shaking their arms and posing in a swimming posture. Maybe he likes swimming usually and wants to use this posture to attract the attention of his girlfriend across the gauze curtain.

Some of them dribbled and shot. They were basketball fans.

There is one who calmly poses for cooking. This is a househusband.

Some of them made a running posture. They usually like long-distance running.

Generally, couples who have been dating for a while will know many hobbies or personalities of the other half. As long as the man expresses some body movements, it depends on whether the woman has a tacit understanding and can guess which is his boyfriend.

These are relatively normal, and there are even more bizarre ones, such as…

Some of them made head-shaking gestures. Don’t think it’s endorsement. They were drunk. Fortunately, they didn’t perform drunken madness.

It’s really embarrassing for someone who makes a big sleep movement. Is the only specialty is sleeping?

There is also someone who turns the steering wheel while driving. Could it be that this is the legendary old driver.

There are even kisses and milk dragon grabbing movements. I don’t know if her girlfriend can guess it right. Su Jie wants to go up and kick him. Why don’t you put on familiar postures! This will make it easier for your girlfriend to guess.

Su Jie and Ying Lili have only known each other for a few hours, and they are not as familiar as other couples, so they don’t have any weird poses.

Fortunately, Su Jie knew from animation works that Ying Lili’s specialty, besides being arrogant, is drawing erotic comics.

So Su Jie put one hand upright in front of him, and drew in the air with the other hand, making a painting pose.

As for Tong Nao, who was next to Su Jie, he used one hand to point the void, and the other hand moved around from time to time, making a game posture.

And in order to enhance the power of identification, Kirino also made the signature action of Meluru’s transformation, with one hand open and the other pointing to the sky, full of breath in the middle two.

All of Tong Nai’s movements were seen by Su Jie, and Su Jie could not help but laugh.

Seeing that Su Jie was watching him, Tong Nao also blushed, because the rules did not allow talking, so he could only give Su Jie a hard look, and threatened Su Jie with his eyes to turn his head away.

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On the other side of the gauze curtain, the girls are anxiously making choices, looking at the blurry motion images reflected on the gauze curtain, and carefully distinguishing their boyfriends.

Ying Lili was a little shy. She and Su Jie were fakes who had only known each other for a few hours. Among so many couples, it finally felt weird, so she desperately wanted to find Su Jie’s position.

The blurry images made Ying Lili hesitate a bit, not sure which one was Su Jie.

The time I’ve known Su Jie is too short, Ying Lili doesn’t know Su Jie’s other specialties yet., it seems that there is no way to start.

It wasn’t until she saw a picture of a painting movement vaguely reflected on the gauze curtain that Ying Lili had a feeling that this might be Su Jie, because this was the only common point that both sides knew.

While Ying Lili was still a little hesitant, she suddenly saw a new change in the movement of the gauze screen.

Do the drawing action, change it to hold one hand in a circle, and the fingers of the other hand shuttle repeatedly in the circle. As long as this picture is imagined, it will definitely make people daydream.

Su Jie was afraid that his posture was not highly recognizable, so he used this movement to enhance it. Drawing with eroge gestures is equivalent to drawing eroge comics, so Yinglili can always recognize it.

Ying Lili didn’t just recognize it! Almost ashamed to death.

Looking at the strange gazes from around, Ying Lili’s face was burning, and she wished to catch Su Jie out and beat him up right now. You dare to do this kind of embarrassing posture in front of the public, and others don’t know that you are demonstrating the art of painting For comics, I will definitely think of other places to go.

Tong Nai’s eyes were as if looking perverted. Seeing Su Jie’s gestures and the uncontrollable sneering of the maids behind him, he wanted to pry Su Jie’s head open and ask how Su Jie’s head grew. Su Jie is clearly not such a talent!

Ten minutes is actually very short, and under the tense selection environment, it all passed quickly.

When the store manager announces the end of the time, no matter whether they agree or not, the girls can only find a number position and make their own boyfriend choices. Whether it is right or not depends on the announcement.

Under the guidance of the maid, sections of gauze curtains were opened, and the boys and girls who escaped from them would meet each other.

If you choose the right one, everyone will be happy, but if you choose the wrong one, both parties will be very embarrassed. Some girls clearly see that their boyfriend is chosen by others, and they already know that they chose the wrong boyfriend, but under the rules, they have to continue to wait. The veil opens.

There was even a scene where two girls thought that a certain position was their boyfriend, and they fought against each other, but when the result came out, it turned out not to be. It was so embarrassing that it made people blush, and the scene burst into laughter.

Su Jie is number 17, and Tong Nao is number 16, so Tong Nao opened the gauze curtain and went out before Su Jie.

Immediately afterwards, Su Jie heard Tong Nai’s happy and tender voice, and he could tell that Tong Nai had chosen the right choice. After all, he likes games and has a strong sense of middle school, and it is almost impossible for such a person to appear second here Ayase, as Kirino’s best friend, knows these characteristics of Kirino, and the chance of choosing the wrong one is very low.

Soon, the maid stepped forward to open the gauze curtain in front of Su Jie, and what appeared in front of Su Jie was Ying Lili in a green sweatshirt and flicking golden double ponytails.

“Fate!” Su Jie laughed, went out to meet Ying Lili, but was dragged away by Ying Lili, there were a lot of titters around, Su Jie’s actions just now were noticed by many people , Yinglili is being shy.

“I’m so pissed off, what are you doing! I recognized you as soon as you made a drawing, and you’re ashamed to do that kind of embarrassing gesture.”

Ying Lili showed her cute canine teeth, as if she planned to bite Su Jie to vent her anger.

“Isn’t this just in case! If someone else happens to have a painter, won’t you get confused? I’m racking my brains for your prize! There is no credit but hard work!”

Su Jie begged for mercy and raised his hands, declaring his innocence.

“Hmph! Forget it this time. If there is another time, I will… I will…” Ying Lili waved her pink fist at Su Jie, but she couldn’t think of anything to threaten Su Jie.

“Don’t be angry, you should be happy if you win the game.” Su Jie pointed to the couple teams that were not selected.

After the first game, more than half of the couple teams were eliminated. Those who chose Su Jie Tongnai had a heart-to-heart relationship, and after all, only a small number of them found their boyfriends.

“Well, I’m bound to win the first place.” Ying Lili looked at the prizes in the glass counter and said firmly.

Su Jie smiled wryly. We still have a powerful opponent waiting ahead.