My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

Thirty-Six: Ten Thousand Times

“Well, well, I don’t think there is anything wrong with this banyan tree. If I had to say it, this banyan tree looks ugly to me. There are too many aerial roots growing out. I don’t see the necessary beauty for sketching. It’s also very low to come here to find inspiration.”

Su Jie took a deep breath. Since he couldn’t please both sides, he might as well offend them together. At least he wouldn’t have to be in a dilemma. Su Jie secretly praised his wit.

If the banyan tree could speak, I would say that I don’t know if I should say it or not. This must be the voice of the banyan tree, who was innocently involved in the role of the sandbag in the three-person war.

“Ah la la! Su Jiejun is very naughty!” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu showed a dangerous smile on his face, which was a precursor to a black belly outbreak, and said: “Your eyes full of filth should go for laser surgery, this banyan tree has Are you despising the eyes of those environmental botanists for the 500-year-old secondary protected tree? Or is it to satisfy your own fragile vanity and want to publish this kind of non-mainstream in front of girls? point of view to get attention?”

“Alas! I just said it casually, it’s not that bad.”

Su Jie’s face was sweating profusely. Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s mouth really didn’t give him any face! He turned his head to make an excuse.

“Stop, don’t look at me with your eyes, I’m afraid I’ll be infected with stupidity by you.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu supported Su Jie’s side face with his green fingers, preventing Su Jie from turning his head, pointing to the introduction sign under the banyan tree expressionlessly and said: “You can’t see such a big font, it’s not just about eyes It is a question of positive and negative brains, obviously you are the latter, and the degree of stupidity has risen to the level of pathogens. For uncontrollable infectious pathogens, high-temperature ultraviolet rays are used to kill them all in the world. More than ten thousand times.”

“It’s 10,000 times.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu tapped Su Jie’s forehead with his finger, and his harmless smile seemed to be saying blessings.

“Pfft!” Su Jie clutched his chest depressingly, someone should come and take this monster, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, or I will do it myself.

But fortunately, at least Ying Lili didn’t make trouble, and Su Jie still had a little comfort in his heart.

But soon, in the next second, Su Jie’s consolation disappeared without a trace.

“Su… Jie…” With a drawn out tone, Ying Lili was also very dissatisfied with Su Jie’s answer, and walked over with her drawing board in her arms and said, “So what you said just now were all lies to flatter me, your yu The wooden head is much stiffer than this banyan tree, and it takes a lot of effort to use it as firewood.”

The two women didn’t see each other just now, but now they are fighting against each other, verbally criticizing Su Jie, making Su Jie almost think that he has done something unreasonable.

“Calm down!” Su Jie guessed that this would be the ending when he said those words, and explained unwillingly: “Hey, you two, enough is enough! When I get angry, I feel scared and can’t control my behavior. ”

“I still want to see you angry.” Ying Lili rolled her eyes, looking dismissive.

“Ostrich-like self-esteem, unable to control yourself, do you want to take the opportunity to molested?” Kasumigaoka Shiyu shook his phone, pointed to one of the messages and said: “Look at this, public obscenity, Article 174 of the Japanese Penal Code, at 6 Detention for less than one month or a fine of less than 300,000 yen.”

Ying Lili crossed her arms and backed away in fright. It seemed that she was frightened by Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s words, which were much more effective than Su Jie’s own threats.

Su Jie has a black line on his forehead! Once again, I realized that Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s black belly, and even brought out the criminal law, Su Jie has no chance of winning!”So, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, you are completely distorting my meaning, I mean that you look at the problem too one-sidedly, I am not as you say…well…why should I explain to myself whether I am stupid or not This matter has nothing to do with me at all.”

Su Jie said, pointing to his head, and said: “And my grades are not at the bottom, besides, as an excellent cartoonist, my new work serialized in “Weekly Shonen Jump” will soon be recognized by most people , let alone the term ‘stupid’.”

As a man, he absolutely cannot admit that he has a problem with IQ.

“Are you a cartoonist?” Ying Lili’s eyes widened suddenly, as if she heard something incredible.

“It’s guaranteed to be fake.” Su Jie replied with his head held high and his chest held high. Unexpectedly, Ding Xiazhiqiu Shiyu muttered beside him: “It’s still a fake.”

Let Su Jie’s thoughts of pretending to be aggressive stuck in his stomach, staring at Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, there is no need to keep beating himself like this.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu looked at Su Jie with a smile, as if saying in his eyes, hitting you is the greatest joy in my life.

Ying Lili covered her mouth and smiled, and said to Su Jie: “Then we are still traveling together. If you can publish comics in “Weekly Shonen Jump”, then I will have no problem calling you a teacher.”

“Weekly Shonen Jump” is the most famous manga magazine in Japan. The difficulty of serializing manga in it is the highest in Japan. As a manga artist, although she draws H manga, Eriri knows better than laymen how difficult it is. high.

“Although I’ve always been humble, it’s hard for me to accept your honorific title.”

Su Jie chuckled, causing Ying Lili to show a pair of small canine teeth, and waved her pink fist and said, “How did you come to have this kind of fanciful self-confidence? It sounds like the truth. When you lose, you will do this. You have to call me teacher too, or it’s not fair.”

Ying Lili was in high spirits, she seemed to have seen the scene where Su Jie called her teacher.

“It’s a deal!”

“It’s a deal!”

Su Jie and Ying Lili stretched out their hands and made a bet.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu watched Su Jie and Ying Lili’s tacit understanding from the side, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart, and said: “Samurai Sawamura, and Su Jie-jun, you two are really naive, this kind of game that you know you must win and you must lose What’s the point of betting, if you have this skill, it’s better to eat pineapple bread, or you two are developing a relationship between a man and a woman, and you are playing a game where the IQ of this kind of couple has obviously dropped to a negative number.”

“Who…who develops the relationship between men and women! Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, this is a matter between Su Jie and I, and there is no need for other people’s eyes and interference.” Ying Lili said with a blushing face as she pulled the hem of her skirt with both hands.

“I’ve always wanted to ask, can I stop calling others by their full names, Sawamura, Spencer, and Eriri-san.”

“Hmph, why should I care about your opinion as a dark woman! I’m just talking to Su Jie.” Ying Lili turned her head and said angrily.

“If you really want to say it, please come to a lady like you who looks perfect but is super useless on the inside. I really don’t want to pollute the air by talking to you.”

“Who are you calling useless!”

“I do have a dark personality, but I think my personality is more straightforward than yours.”

“…”

Seeing the quarrel between the two people who didn’t see eye to eye, Su Jie heaved a sigh of relief, his world became quieter.