My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

Nine: Pretend to fail

“Ms. Hiratsuka Shizuka~ Hiratsuka Shizu-sensei~ Hiratsuka Shizu-sensei, it’s strange…”

In the teaching building of Toyosaki Academy, Su Jie is usually late and walks in the corridor, and accidentally sees a familiar figure in a white coat in front of him. If Su Jie remembers correctly, the first class today is Shizuka Hiratsuka. Seeing Hiratsuka Jinghui would be late, so Su Jie saw it strangely.

Hiratsuka Jing’s forehead was bulging with cross veins, looking at Su Jie who was tsk-tsk and shaking his head, he responded, “Do you want to eat my Iron Fist Profound Truth?”

“Only state officials are allowed to set fires, but ordinary people are not allowed to light lamps. Teacher, you are a master of China. Who said this sentence?”

It was rare for Su Jie to gain the upper hand, so he naturally wanted to get back the losses he had suffered before. Seeing Hiratsuka Shizuka’s annoyed expression made him feel extremely sour. Feel.

“Little brat, do you know that you owe it to me to beat you!” Stretching out her hands to grab Su Jie’s cheeks, Hiratsuka was kneading them like dough.

“Woo…principal…” Su Jie pointed vaguely behind Hiratsuka Jing, but Hiratsuka Jing was not fooled, but coolly put his hands in the pockets of his white coat and said: “Song Lu You’s “Laoxue’an Notes” Volume 5: “Tian Dengzuo was a county, and he kept his name secret. Those who touched him would be angry, and most of the officials and soldiers were punished. So the whole state called the lamp a fire. In the Shangyuan period, lanterns were set off to allow people to enter the prefecture for governance and sightseeing, and the officials then wrote a list and published it in the city, saying: “The prefecture was set on fire for three days according to the law.” ”

Su Jie was so dumbfounded that his jaw almost fell to the ground, lying on the grass, he really knew!

“Next time, ask some in-depth questions.” Hiratsuka squinted her eyes and glanced at Su Jie. Although there was no expression on her face, Su Jie could see the smile in the other party’s eyes.

At this time, Su Jie really wanted to throw the thirty-three chapters of “Zhuangzi” in front of Hiratsuka Jing, but Su Jie himself couldn’t do it himself, because in his previous life, Su Jie had never scored 90% in Chinese, and he couldn’t even memorize a few seven-character poems , let alone other classical Chinese.

“Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka, this is… “Weekly Shonen Jump”?” Su Jie suddenly saw Hiratsuka Shizuka holding a copy of “Weekly Shonen Jump” under his arm, which shocked Su Jie and made him mad Chung, feeling that the emperor pays off, and this is his chance to pretend.

“You said this? No.” Hiratsuka Shizuka covered “Weekly Shonen Jump” with the lesson plan as if nothing had happened, and Su Jie’s face turned black when he saw it. Think I am blind or someone else is blind, Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, open your eyes and talk nonsense The level has reached the realm of proficiency.

Speaking of Hiratsuka Jingjing, Su Jie always felt a deep sense of frustration. Su Jie would never admit any kind of IQ suppression, um, absolutely not.

“Teacher, do you still remember? That midsummer… Ah bah, no, last week, I told you that I was a cartoonist.”

“Is there such a thing? I don’t remember. Did you tell me in a dream?”

Su Jie wanted to lure Hiratsuka Jing step by step to unlock the secret, but it was a pity that Hiratsuka Jing didn’t take the bait, which made Su Jie feel as if he had punched cotton, and wanted to vomit blood in depression.

“She definitely did it on purpose, on purpose.” There was a voice in Su Jie’s heart that kept repeating. Even if you can recite such complicated classical Chinese texts word for word, I don’t believe you don’t remember it.

If I said that I published One Punch Man on “Weekly Shonen Jump”, Shizuka Hiratsuka would definitely say I don’t believe it, and then I would start to slap my face, but looking at Shizuka Hiratsuka’s eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Su Jie couldn’t believe it. Suddenly feel guilty.

Ma Dan, Shizuka Hiratsuka never followed the script. Su Jie felt that if he said it, the ending would definitely not be happy.

“Um… Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, have you read the “Weekly Shonen Jump”? Do you have any favorite comics?”

In the end, Su Jie mustered up his determination to go to the guillotine and spoke his mind.

“I like the bald-headed protagonist in it. It seems to be a comic called “Super Rangers”. It’s the name, I think I remember it correctly.” Hiratsuka Shizuka actually nodded, which is worse than not answering.

This guy definitely did it on purpose*2

“That’s not the name at all, One Punch Man! One Punch Man, the manga you read is called One Punch Man.” Su Jie roared in grief and anger, and the sky was moved.

“You didn’t come to school to discuss comics. When the classroom is here, how long are you going to follow me?”

Hiratsuka remained unmoved, and said calmly, pointing to Su Jie’s seat, signaling Su Jie to return to his seat and get ready.

At this moment, Su Jie’s heart was broken, so I just wanted to pretend to be a jerk, is it easy for me?

“Wait…” Just as Su Jie turned around, Shizuka Hiratsuka stopped Su Jie again, which shocked Su Jie. Could it be Shizuka Hiratsuka finally remembered?

Wahahaha, later on, should I be more modest? It is necessary. As a Chinese, modesty is a traditional virtue. Be calm and calm, showing the demeanor of a successful person, and you must not lose face by embarrassing yourself.

Su Jie laughed heartily, suppressed his excitement, held his head up and said to Hiratsuka Shizuka: “I know what you are going to say, Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, I am very generous, I don’t care about the previous things, I want to You can also ask for an autographed photo.”

“Since you already know, it’s easy to handle. You are in charge of today’s duty. Next time, remember not to be late again.”

Hiratsuka patted Su Jie’s shoulder quietly, and said in the tone of an elder comforting a younger generation.

The smile froze!

Su Jie suddenly wanted to cry, he didn’t play like this…

Su Jie didn’t even know how to get back to his seat. He waited until the get out of class was overAt the time, a classmate ran over, handed Su Jie a piece of paper, and said, “Hi, Su Jie, this is what Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka asked me to give it to you.”

what!

Raising his head, Su Jie took the paper and looked at it, his hands trembled suddenly.

This is an ordinary comic paper, it can be seen that it was cut from a comic magazine.

The cartoon shows a shiny bald head, yellow cloak, and red gloves. This is a standing drawing that looks like a character.

This is also Saitama, the protagonist in Su Jie’s work “One Punch Man”, the strongest man in the world, who can blow up all enemies with one punch.

Next to the pen name Cult Gentleman under the work, there is a line of small characters: I admit that you have a talent for comics, but this is not enough to make you proud in front of me. Come to me after you have achieved more dazzling results. Your most beloved Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka (╯-╰)/

This is to maintain the majesty of my teacher, it’s really cute.

Su Jie probably guessed Hiratsuka Shizuka’s thoughts, but he didn’t know if it was right or not. Anyway, Su Jie felt that way.

“For the sake of this piece of paper, forget it! But…” Su Jie said to himself, of course it’s okay to ignore Su Jie, who knows that Su Jie is always on the weak side.

“Only the last sentence I don’t admit.” Su Jie laughed dumbfounded, picked up a ballpoint pen and scratched out the third word in the last line. After reading it, he felt a little strange, so he quickly added it.

ps: Don’t ask me why I stopped updating, because I haven’t thought of an excuse yet, Kouheng! Hey… wait, don’t slap your face (hold your head and squat to defend).

Shizuka Hiratsuka: This guy’s lazy cancer is hopeless, let’s beat him to death.

Waste Meow: You mean Su Jie, that’s right, that’s it.

Su Jie: I’m proud of being the one who takes the blame, yeah! ! !