My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Cousin’s Love Request

“I’m back.” Returning to the apartment building from the vicinity of the black cat’s house, Su Jie opened the door. In the living room, only Michiko Hido was left lying on the sofa, with the TV on and playing with his mobile phone. He didn’t know whether he was watching TV or playing with his mobile phone. .

“Ajie, I bought some underwear, please help me see if it fits.”

When Bingtang Michiliu opened his mouth, even though he was already a little familiar with Bingtang Michiliu’s speaking style and defenseless character, Su Jie was taken aback, whether it was suitable or not, should Su Jie measure it with his hands? Su Jie couldn’t complain.

“Wear underwearIn your case, it is no use asking my opinion. Su Jie glanced at Bingtang Michi in annoyance, looked left and right, and asked, “Where is Tong Nao, he went out again.” ”

“I’m going to take a model photo.” Michiko Bingtang stayed on the sofa and lay on her back, her curvaceous figure was undoubtedly exposed because of wearing hot pants and a strapless suspenders, as if she regarded Su Jie as a transparent person and didn’t care about her current state How attractive the posture is, and he said lazily: “Ajie, I’m hungry.”

Su Jie went out at nine o’clock in the morning, and it was early twelve o’clock when he came back. It was indeed lunch time.

Su Jie washed his hands and started cooking. There are still ingredients in the refrigerator, so he doesn’t need to go out to buy them. The meal for the two of them will be ready soon. Tong Nai ate outside when he was working, so Su Jie doesn’t need to worry about it.

“Ajie’s cooking skills are still so good.” Smelling the aroma, Michiru Hido stretched and walked over from the sofa.

“Why do I feel that you are lazier than me! Shouldn’t it be my sister’s duty to cook? You can call me cousin in the future.” Su Jie said jokingly.

“You don’t dare to eat my cooking!” Bingtang Michiliu giggled coquettishly, and handed a piece of chicken to Su Jie: “Hey, I’ll give you compensation, that’s fine.”

Su Jie took a bite of the chicken and said vaguely, “This compensation is too cheap. I pay for the materials and labor costs. You’ve made a lot of money.”

“Then what should I do, Ajie, do you want to pay with flesh?” Bingtang Michimo left a message that was not surprising, and Su Jie was so choked that he rolled his eyes.

“This is what you are thinking. By the way, let me remind you again, dress more decently at home!” Su Jie has despaired of Bingtang Michi’s excessive view of relatives, and the two of them always have different views on their relationship.

“It’s convenient to wear at home!” Michiliu Bingtang said as it should be.

“It’s not just convenient. It’s completely against the law for you to dress like this. The covered part hasn’t been exposed much. Are you naked?”

Su Jie pointed at Bingtang Michi’s white thighs, slender water snake waist, snow-white fragrant shoulders and tender lotus-like arms. All these body parts are exposed to the air. It can be imagined that Bingtang Michi’s clothes are What’s up.

“Ajie, you talk too much, what kind of naked people! They are still wearing pants and clothes.” Hido Michiliu knocked on the bowl with chopsticks unconvinced, and said: “I don’t care about a girl, why are you more scared than me?” , we are relatives, what’s the big deal! Ah! Could it be Ajie, you hate women and like men?”

“My orientation is normal, but even relatives, or relatives of the same age and the opposite sex, can’t dress like this, okay?” Su Jie’s face was as dark as the bottom of the pot. It became Bingtang Michiliu questioning Su Jie.

Michiru Bingtang blinked her eyes deliberately to be cute, with a noncommittal attitude.

“Maliciously showing cuteness is an illegal act.” Su Jie stretched out his hand to pick up vegetables, shook his head and laughed.

“Hey, wait, why do you have a girl’s tooth marks on your hands? Ajie, you are not honest.” Bingtang Michimo accidentally discovered the tooth marks left by the black cat on Su Jie’s arm, and there were still some small traces left. Thinking of this, Michiru Hido found out.

Su Jie was a little embarrassed. He didn’t know where to start when he wanted to explain, because things like teeth marks could only be left by girls, and men couldn’t take a bite.

Seeing that Su Jie didn’t speak, Bing Tang Michi had a faint smile in her purple eyes, and said in the tone of an elder: “What did I say, you have no experience in dating, you will be bitten if you make a girl angry, tell me, the woman Who is that over there?”

“You can guess this kind of thing yourself.” Su Jie was eating the food, but Bingtang Michiliu on the opposite side did not let Su Jie go, and said thoughtfully: “Let me guess, it must be the fifth-generation glass that I met this morning.” Little girl, isn’t it? I’m so surprised.”

“You’re so surprised!”

Su Jie was extremely depressed, Bingtang Michiliu was too concerned about this aspect.

“You just said she bit it?” Bingtang Michiliu was originally sitting opposite Su Jie, but when she was talking, she got up and sat next to Su Jie, trying to find out the truth.

“No!” Su Jie spoke nonsense with his eyes open, but he did not deceive Michiliu Bingtang.

“Looks like it’s Wugen Liuli!” Bingtang Michiliu nodded in affirmation. According to normal reasoning, this guess is the most reliable, and Bingtang Michiliu guessed it right.

“At first, I thought that Ajie liked Daoupai, but I didn’t expect you, Ajie, to like poor breasts. Could it be that they are so popular because of scarce resources?”

“Hey, don’t confuse right and wrong and give me a final conclusion about this attribute. I know that Michi keeps you a big OP, so you don’t have to remind me like this every now and then.

“I am afraid that you will go astray, so I will give you guidance in life. My cousin is someone who has experienced it.”

“An experienced person? Michiru, don’t you have a boyfriend? When did you become an experienced person? Watching those movies doesn’t count.”

Su Jie chuckled, stunned by Michiliu’s words, and then realized what Su Jie said, put an arm on Su Jie’s shoulder, and whispered to Su Jie: “Watching a movie doesn’t count? Then you want to be with him?” I practice? It’s not bad to have a relationship with Ajie after thinking about it, what do you think, Ajie.”

What he said was extremely bold, and it was also in line with Bingtang Michiliu’s unscrupulous style, not treating Su Jie as a cousin at all.

“I don’t think so, Michiliu. We are cousins. There is no possibility of falling in love.” Su Jie refused with a straight face, because Su Jie saw the sly look in Michiliu’s eyes, and he was definitely aiming at something.Routine Su Jie.

Of course, this is also Su Jie’s truth. The memories related to Bingtang Michiliu are all brought by his predecessor. Su Jie and Bingtang Michiliu have only known each other for two days, and they are not the super dog Teddy. Air, how could there be feelings for falling in love, coupled with the obstacles of relatives, and Su Jie wants a two-dimensional woman as a partner, this kind of thing will never happen.

“The confession was rejected, so sad.” Bingtang Michiliu withdrew her hand, but there was no trace of sadness on her face. She was just joking with Su Jie just now.