My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Wet Shirt

On shore!

Su Jie was lying on the sand, and Hiratsuka was beside him, wringing out the moisture from his clothes and shaking his hair.

Seeing that Shizuka Hiratsuka didn’t notice him, Su Jie sneakily turned to the side. Just as he was about to get up and run away, Shizuka Hiratsuka squatted down and grabbed the back collar.

“Where do you want to go? Aren’t you very good at talking just now?” Hiratsuka said quietly against Su Jie’s ear, and a gust of cold air blew into Su Jie’s ear.

“Uh…um…heh! Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka and I were joking before me, why are you taking it seriously, ha~aha~ahhaha!”

Su Jie smiled awkwardly, but Hiratsuka quickly turned his ears around.

“Can’t I be a three-year-old child?” The distance between Hiratsuka Jing’s eyes and Su Jie’s eyes will not exceed five centimeters, which puts a lot of pressure on Su Jie as always.

Su Jie’s eyes rolled around, and he glanced down suddenly, his eyes suddenly opened wide.

Shizuka Hiratsuka was wearing casual suit trousers on the lower body, a white long shirt on the inside, and a black vest on the outside.

Because the white shirt became very transparent when wet, the V-shaped area on the shoulders and chest was somewhat translucent where the black vest couldn’t cover it.

And now Su Jie is very close to Shizuka Hiratsuka, as long as he tilts his eyes, he can see a piece of snow in the translucent shirt under Shizuka Hiratsuka’s neckline.

In addition, Hiratsuka Jingquan’s clothes were soaked, Zou Baba’s clothes were tightly attached to her body, and her black hair was wet on her shoulders and back, making Su Jie swallow her saliva involuntarily.

The two sides were so close that Su Jie’s shift of sight and the sound of swallowing saliva could not be hidden from Shizuka Hiratsuka.

“How dare you glance around!” Hiratsuka Jing’s eyes flashed coldly.

Iron fist punishment!

After being punched in the head, Su Jie returned to the state of lying dead.

Su Jie, who was lying down, didn’t notice that there was a blush on Hiratsuka Jingqiao’s face. Although Su Jie was only her student, he was still a man. Seen by Su Jie like this, Hiratsuka Jing, who has always been conservative, would also like women. She should be ashamed, but now she is using an iron fist to cover up the truth.

“Don’t play dead for me, the game has just begun.” Hiratsuka pushed Su Jie, but Su Jie did not respond, a smile appeared on the red lips at the corner of his mouth, he reached out and grabbed a handful of sand, as if to throw it into Su Jie In the neckline.

Su Jie jumped up, feigned anger and said, “You can’t be humiliated, I will fight with you.”

Then Su Jie ran back and wrestled with Hiratsuka Shizuka, a master of fighting skills. Su Jie didn’t think his life was too long.

Shizuka Hiratsuka rushed over, locked Su Jie’s arms firmly on the ground with a cross lock, and then strangled Su Jie’s neck with a twist technique. These are common moves in unrestricted fighting, and no matter how Su Jie struggles, he can’t get rid of it open.

“Admit defeat, admit defeat!” Su Jie felt tight in his chest. Although Hiratsuka Shizuka’s delicate body was on the back, and the soft body could make people think about it, but in Su Jie’s state of being strangled, no one had the heart to think about it. kind of thing.

Shizuka Hiratsuka, the demon king, has really controlled Su Jieke to death. She can see through any of Su Jie’s actions, and she has no chance to escape.

Hiratsuka Shizuka didn’t use much force, otherwise she would have suffocated a large living person and only restricted Su Jie’s freedom.

“It’s useless to admit defeat. It just so happens that there is no one here, so it’s a good place to kill people and steal money.” Shizuka Hiratsuka rarely laughed out loud, and said in an extremely threatening tone.

“Teacher, you have to be a role model. Violence is not for abuse.”

“You don’t need to be merciful when dealing with you. I want to see where your arrogance went. I haven’t been chasing you for so long because I educated you verbally.”

Hiratsuka Jing squinted his eyes. Although he was smiling, the words he said were cold and sharp, making Su Jie’s hairs stand on end. He knew that Hiratsuka Jing was not just joking.

“Yeah! In fact, the teacher is very beautiful when she is gentle. I’m serious. If you always advocate violence, you won’t be able to get married.”

Su Jie looked around for topics, and Hiratsuka Jing on the back was the beheading knife raised. Su Jie was worried and afraid of death.

There was no response later, but Su Jie felt that the strength of his neck had weakened a lot, so he wanted to use his hands on the ground to create a little distance from Hiratsuka Shizuka’s body.

As a result, when the palm was on the ground, it touched Hiratsuka Shizuka’s thigh, and Hiratsuka Shizuka’s trousers were completely soaked. Su Jie could feel the roundness and tenderness of Hiratsuka Shizuka’s thigh through the thin fabric.

Before Su Jie could experience it, Su Jie’s arm was almost broken by Shizuka Hiratsuka in the next second. The terrifying aura was rapidly gathering, and Shizuka Hiratsuka’s delicate jade arm burst out with a powerful force that made the world tremble.

“Iron fist punishment, the eighteenth, the nineteenth, the twentieth, the th…”

Justice and sanctions hit Su Jie like a torrential rain, and an invincible iron fist swept across Su Jie’s body.

Justice is being implemented, and evil is dying.That kind of feeling is like being in the eye of a tornado, and the weak body will be torn apart at any time;

It was like a flat boat in the vast ocean, being crushed and swallowed by a tens of meters high tsunami;

Or standing in the center of a magnitude 10 earthquake, buried by the devastating cracks and ups and downs of the earth;

Su Jie!

Death!

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A few minutes later, enduring the pain all over his body, Su Jie picked up the bicycle from the river, took off his jacket and wrung it dry, with Hiratsuka still in his trousers, if Su Jie dared to take it off, he would definitely be caught and drowned in the river.

Su Jie only rolled his pants up to his thighs. Fortunately, he didn’t wear jeans when he went out today.

The shoes were completely soaked. If Su Jie walked in them, it would not take long for Su Jie to be stunned, so Su Jie chose to go barefoot.

“Teacher, can you still use a lighter?” Su Jie looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka who was leaning against a big tree. The other party had a lighter for smoking.

“What are you doing?” The lighter was thrown over, and Su Jie took it. It was a chocolate-shaped metal waterproof lighter.

“Try drying the clothes. Isn’t that how it’s done in movies?”

Su Jie found a bunch of dry branches and dead leaves, and planned to dry the clothes like in TV dramas.

“Idiot, how long will it take for you to dry the clothes? There is a supermarket not far from the woods we came in. Go and buy some clothes and come back.” Hiratsuka Jing said contemptuously, letting Su Jie ride to buy clothes. It’s very uncomfortable on the body.

“You didn’t say it earlier.” Su Jie ran away in concern before, and did not observe the facilities around him.

Putting on his clothes and stepping on his bicycle barefoot, Su Jie was about to leave when he suddenly thought of a question, touched his nose and turned his head, whispering, “Hey, that, teacher, what size is your underwear?”

Hiratsuka Jing stared at him fiercely, but Su Jie noticed a slight shyness in Hiratsuka Jing’s eyes.

“Teacher, if you don’t tell me, I’ll buy it casually, or you can buy it yourself?” Su Jie chuckled, thinking of buying a super-large size.

“If I can go, why do I need you!” Hiratsuka kicked the rear wheel of Su Jie’s bicycle. Now she is completely soaked, and the white shirt is still a little bare, so she can’t go out to meet people at all.

In the end, Hiratsuka Jing still released the data. Su Jie nodded, with a smirk on his lips, and he was about to leave as he stepped on the pedals of the bicycle.

Hiratsuka felt that something was wrong, seeing Su Jie’s cunning eyes, she reacted suddenly, stepped forward and grabbed the back seat of Su Jie’s bicycle, who hadn’t accelerated yet, and said angrily, “Are you planning to take advantage of the opportunity to escape?” , OK, Su Jie, here you are.”

“No…no, Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, you are worrying too much.” Su Jie shook his head hastily, regretting secretly in his heart, how did Hiratsuka Shizu find out, and he acted so stupidly in front of him just to make Hiratsuka Shizuka relax his vigilance.

“I don’t know what your plan is, take off my clothes.” Hiratsuka twisted the soft flesh on Su Jie’s waist, and Su Jie cried out in pain.

“Teacher, what are you doing? I’m a showman, not a person.” Su Jie was taken aback by what Hiratsuka said, thinking that Hiratsuka was sick from being single for too long.

He attaches great importance to Su Jie’s innocence, just like in his previous life, a woman who stumbled on the street recruited Su Jie to take care of business, Su Jie would sternly refuse, because every time Su Jie would think about such a philosophical question of life, is it too handsome to go to the big health care? Not at a loss? Su Jie never does business that loses money.

“No one wants you to sell yourself.” Hiratsuka pouted, stretched out her hand and grabbed the hem of Su Jie’s clothes, forcibly took off Su Jie’s shirt, and then put it on herself, successfully covering the bare chest area of ​​the white shirt.

“Weird smell.” Hiratsuka quietly snorted, a little uncomfortable, after all, this is the clothes worn by Su Jie.

“This is my clothes. Teacher, you are a typical example of being cheap and being good.” Su Jie was speechless.

“Go!” Hiratsuka sat quietly on the back seat of the bicycle, patted Su Jie’s bare back, and let Su Jie, the driver, ride the bicycle.

“Why does it feel like I’ve become a long-term worker? You don’t want that borrowed bicycle.” Su Jie felt very aggrieved by pulling Hiratsuka Jing, so that there would be no chance of escaping.

“I’m picking up the clothes when I’m back. You think I’ll ride a bicycle so you can escape by yourself. Hurry up.”

Su Jie had no choice but to step on the pedal to carry Shizuka Hiratsuka back along the forest path.

When riding out of the forest path to the road, Su Jie and Hiratsuka Shizuka’s strange appearance of a man and a woman instantly attracted countless eyeballs and attracted much attention.

Su Jie was shirtless, with his trousers rolled up to his thighs, and he was riding a bicycle. Hiratsuka, who was sitting behind him, was wearing Su Jie’s men’s jacket. In addition, the two of them were completely soaked, which made people want to be crooked.

The supermarket is not far from Su Jie’s place. After getting on the highway, Su Jie came to the supermarket.

The scale of this supermarket is not very large, and because it is on the outskirts of the city, there is very little traffic.

After parking the bicycle, Su Jie stopped outside the supermarket for a while, and was pushed in by Shizuka Hiratsuka.

“Welcome light…” The cashier’s girl opened her mouth wide before finishing her sentence, and was frightened by Su Jie who walked into the supermarket with her upper body naked and wet.

Not only the cashier girl, but also the customers in the supermarket were startled by the pair of men and women who walked in. A little girl pointed at Su Jie and shouted: “Dad, look, that uncle is not wearing any clothes, is it Dad?” What you call an exhibitionist.”

Afterwards, the little girl was taken away by her father, but the people around her looked at Su Jie with a strange look, especially when Su Jie was behind her.In the case of Hiratsuka Shizuka, a wet body beauty.

This time it was Hiratsuka Shizuka who took the initiative and pulled Su Jie by the wrist into the rows of shelves in the supermarket, looking for the sales area of ​​ready-made clothes.

After buying the clothes and paying for them, Su Jie and Hiratsuka Shizuka each found the bathroom, changed out of their wet clothes, and put on new dry clothes.