My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Shi Yu and Yukino

“Hello, are you Zhang Xiaoming, Mr. Chen Xu?”

The two drivers got out of the car. They were all middle-aged men in their forties. They walked towards the student team. Hiratsuka said quietly.

Because she is Japanese, although Shizuka Hiratsuka can speak Chinese, it is still not up to standard. It feels stiff and hard to understand unless she listens carefully.

“What are you talking about?” A driver stared wide-eyed and asked in Cantonese, but he couldn’t understand Shizuka Hiratsuka’s Japanese version of Chinese.

Cantonese is basically spoken in Guangdong, but most people can also understand Mandarin, but this understanding is relatively standard Chinese, and the Chinese spoken by Shizuka Hiratsuka belongs to the type that is not standard, which makes people who are used to Cantonese conversation The driver didn’t quite understand, and looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka with big eyes, full of puzzlement.

Su Jie held back a smile, and answered for Hiratsuka Jing, saying in fluent Cantonese: “Uncle, we are going to the youth hostel in *** Road District, you should start the car quickly.”

“Little boy is Chinese. Let’s go. Get in the car and leave now.” The driver understood as soon as he heard it, and let everyone get in the car without hesitation.

“Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka, you need to learn more!” Su Jie turned around and smiled at Shizuka Hiratsuka. He was the first to get into the car, leaving behind Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was actually underestimated by Su Jie.

The students in the team got on the bus one by one, and Su Jie found a seat to sit down. Black Cat and Tong Nao sat in front of Su Jie.

Originally, Tong Nai was going to sit here with Su Jie, but in this way, the black cat would have no one to accompany him. Here, the black cat doesn’t know other people, and the black cat who is afraid of contact with strangers is not suitable for this kind of environment, so Tong Nai and the black cat The cats sat together.

“Ying Lili, sit here.” Su Jie saw Ying Lili getting into the car and waved to her.

Ying Lili looked happy, but felt that the performance was too obvious, so she snorted arrogantly: “I don’t want to sit with men, but for the sake of Su Jun’s sincere request, I will give you super special treatment. As the only special case, I reluctantly agreed.”

“Since you don’t want to, then give me the seat.” A voice sounded behind Ying Lili, it was Xiazhiqiu Shiyu who had just gotten into the car, walking towards Su Jie while talking.

“Who…who said, I want to sit, this is my seat, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, don’t grab it.” Ying Lili showed her small canine teeth anxiously, trotting and shaking her golden double ponytails, Xianxiazhiqiu Shiyu sat in the Su He took the position next to Jie, and stuck out his tongue at Kasumigaoka Shiyu, with a smug smile on his face.

She really is a tsundere girl with a different heart. Seeing Ying Lili’s performance, Su Jie couldn’t help complaining.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu sat behind Su Jie, because Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was a beautiful woman sitting there, some male students did not dare to sit with her until a female student got on the bus.

The indifferent aura is not inferior to that of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu. She has a delicate and beautiful oval face, upright and beautiful appearance, and waist-length black long hair. She is Yukinoshita Yukinoshita who was sitting with Su Jie on the plane just now.

After getting in the car, Yukino Yukino looked left and right, and when she saw Ying Lili sitting next to Su Jie, she paused.

At this time, the seats on the bus were almost full. Yukinoshita Yukino got on the bus a bit late, and only the seat next to Kasumigaoka Shiwa was still vacant. The other students were ashamed that no one sat down.

Yukino Yukino did not hesitate. Seeing that there was still room here, she walked over with her slender legs and sat down with Kasumigaoka Shiyu.

Su Jie couldn’t help but look back, his eyes were indescribably strange.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Yukinoshita Yukino are both beautiful girls with outstanding looks, and they are both black and straight. Kasumigaoka Shiyu wears black stockings and a white headband, and Yukinoshita Yukino wears black knee socks with hair and earlobes The position below is tied with a red bow ribbon, and both of them are beauties with strong aura.

Su Jie, who knew the two of them a little bit, also knew that these two beautiful girls looked quiet on the surface, but in fact they both had the attribute of poisonous tongues. It has to be said that they have similar sides.

Yukinoshita Yukino’s bright eyes met Su Jie who turned her head and poked her head. The cold gaze showed that she was in a very upset mood, even worse than when they first met.

“Su Jun, your eyeballs are about to fall off.” A tender white hand waved in front of Su Jie’s eyes. Xiazhiqiu Shiyu looked at Su Jie with something brewing in his eyes and said maliciously.Su Jie turned his head in embarrassment, and Ying Lili next to him muttered softly: “A pervert, you know how to look at others.”

“What did you say?” Su Jie didn’t hear clearly, and looked at Ying Lili in confusion.

“Go to hell.” Ying Lili stared at Su Jie fiercely, turned her back angrily, and gave Su Jie an angry face.

Behind Su Jie, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu shifted his gaze from Su Jie to Yukino Yukino, and said, “Hello, my name is Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, are you Su Jun’s friend?”

“Yueshita Yukino, no.” Xue Nai looked at Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, and replied perfunctorily.

Yukino Yukino could not lower her voice, so Su Jie in the front seat could hear it clearly.

“So that’s the case!” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu didn’t seem to be surprised by Yukinoshita Yukino’s answer at all, her starry eyes flickered, and the corner of her mouth curled up: “But I asked the same question before, and Su Jun didn’t answer like this.”

Yukinoshita Yukino was a little confused. She didn’t know Su Jie well, so she didn’t know if it was true.

“Student Shiyu, when did I say what you said?” Su Jie in front had no choice but to turn his head again, otherwise let Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu keep talking, and I don’t know what he will make himself into .

“Oh, Su Jun seems to be very nervous. Why are you worried? If you don’t know him well and don’t care, are you still afraid of me talking?” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s tone was sour, and his eyebrows slowly stood up. It was actually fishing. law enforcement.

Su Jie had a headache and opened his mouth, and Yukino Yukinoshita also looked over.

“Aren’t I afraid of being misunderstood? You have to know that it’s a different meaning if it spreads, and it’s deviating from the real truth.” Su Jie doesn’t want to get involved in such unwarranted things. Others will think that Xue Xiaxue is a beautiful girl But Su Jie is unwilling to do that.

Yukino Yukino’s eyes darkened, and she glanced at Su Jie indifferently. The anger in her eyes could be seen at a glance.

“But I still chatted a few times. I’m a normal classmate. Although Yukinoshita doesn’t like me very much, it’s okay.” Touching his nose, Su Jie saw Yukino Yukino’s eyes, and thought of Hiratsuka Shizuka and Yukinoshita Yang As Nai said, Xue Nai doesn’t seem to have many friends in school, so she added.

“Like? Su Jun, do you want that kind of like?” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu narrowed his eyes, revealing a dangerous light.

“Ahem, the tiniest kind, between friends.” Su Jie coughed dryly, don’t look for loopholes in sentences to find problems in this kind of place!

For what Su Jie said, Xue Nai didn’t appreciate it, probably because Su Jie said it too harshly, and said with a poisonous tongue: “I like thousands of people, and there will be no Su Jie like you.”

“Well! That’s right, anyway, we are not on the right track.” Su Jie laughed, he was a little resistant to Yukinoshita Yukino’s poisonous tongue, and he didn’t mind.

But Su Jie reacted normally, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was different. Hearing Yukinoshita’s poisonous tongue, she glanced at Yukino with her beautiful eyes and said, “There are thousands of people I like, but they are really ‘fraternity’, classmate Yukinoshita.”

When saying the word fraternity, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu deliberately emphasized the pronunciation.

Su Jie’s heart skipped a beat. He was about to be in a black-bellied state.

In the final analysis, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu can speak harshly about Su Jie, but seeing others say that about Su Jie, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu has a different attitude.

“If Kasumigaoka’s understanding is so superficial, then I recommend you to read the “Big Dictionary”, which will help to expand your knowledge or IQ. Kasumigaoka, please seriously consider my suggestion.”

Yukino Yukinoshita was also not easy to get along with. Her venomous tongue was provoked by Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s voice, and she looked coldly at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu to fight back.

“I never consider the suggestions of everyone who ignores feelings. It will make my IQ drop to the same weasel level as hers, so that I can defeat me.” The corner of Kasumigaoka Shiyu’s mouth hooked slightly, as if he had found an interesting prey In a trance, Su Jie saw the bloodthirsty and fighting spirit on Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.

“It’s a pity. I can only say that the wise are wise, and the foolish are stupid. It seems that Xia Zhiqiu can’t be persuaded. The relief society will have an extra financial expenditure in another day. The IQ tax is not enough to offset this low IQ. The bad influence caused, the behavior of wasting people and money is not beneficial to the country or the people at all.”

Yukinoshita Yukino is as cold as an iceberg, unshakable by any external objects, no matter how Kasumigaoka Shiyu behaves, she always has the same attitude towards her.

“The IQ you mentioned refers to yourself. Usually, people with low IQ will belittle others to prove themselves to obtain spiritual hypocrisy. In fact, the place you should go to the most, or the church is suitable for you. Where can you pray? Your pollution is suppressed, because the church likes to brainwash people the most, as long as you go there, with your qualifications, you can convert to my Buddha with just a few words, oh no, God bless you.”

“God blesses people, but not non-humans. The same applies to you. I know you care about it, but you don’t need to deliberately remind you to expose your embarrassing weaknesses. Although I don’t care, there are still many students in the car , pay attention to the image.”

“Hehe, do non-humans mean that the chest is not flat? It is indeed a very confusing and distressing question. Apart from other people’s eyes, underwear still needs to be ordered, but some people order a large size, and some people order it. Specially reserved for the trumpet, this kind of unusual person, maybe he is not human.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu and Yukinoshita Yukino talked faster and faster.When the eyes were looking at each other, it seemed that there was an electric spark, which exploded and soared in the air, making Su Jie feel the solemnity and smoke of the atmosphere.

The last words that Xiazhiqiu Shiyu said were obviously Yukinoshita’s Achilles’ heel. Yukinoshita Yukino’s complexion immediately changed slightly, and her reaction was more violent than all the words Xiazhiqiu Shiyu said before combined.

In terms of the most obvious contrast between Shiyu and Yukino, there is probably only Oupai. Compared with Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s magnificent Oupai chest, Yukinoshita Yukino can only be said to be horrible, there is no comparison at all.

But Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu didn’t notice that the lethality of his words was no longer aimed at Yukinoshita Yukino, but the whole picture. Ying Lili, who had been paying attention, including the black cat and Kirino who looked over because of the quarrel, all She subconsciously looked at her chest, and Ying Lili even scratched it with her hands, her face turned dark into the bottom of the pot, no one told them that they all had poor breasts without exception.

“Big breasts are amazing! It’s not just a pile of discarded fat.” Yinglili muttered, baring her small canine teeth at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, expressing her dissatisfaction.

“You’re right, this kind of thing can only hinder, and the other role is to be bullied by bad men.” Tong Nao also seconded, waving his small fists to express his position.

“Or be bullied by a woman, of course Kasumigaoka might have this kind of hobby.” This is Black Cat’s supplementary knife, she is also poor breasted, so naturally she is on Yukinoshita Yukino’s side.

Because the map cannon fired by Xiazhiqiu Shiyu is as destructive as a nuclear bomb, these innocent melon-eating people who are lying on the gun are only a moment from watching the show to pointing their spear at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, and Xiazhiqiu Shiyu is besieged on all sides and killed The crowd rose and attacked.

Even if Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was besieged by others, he was not in the slightest. He looked around in a majestic manner. Regarding the situation of being attacked on his back, he just raised a middle finger and said: “Small breasts, don’t talk.”

The air was quiet for a few seconds…

Ying Lili, Hei Mao, and Tong Nao jumped at the same time, but Yukinoshita Yukino stood up with a cold face and said, “You really dare to say it.”

“Why don’t you dare? I can carry more weight than the sum of four people. This is my confidence. There has never been a reason for a nuclear power to surrender to a non-nuclear country.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu giggled coquettishly, and the Oupai on his chest fluctuated with the laughter, like rolling waves or jumping bunnies, pushing the topic to the extreme, with a strong appearance of fighting with the scholars.

“Stop, you two, stop talking rubbish. There are still a few of you, why are you joining in the fun?” Su Jie’s scalp was numb. Let them continue to fight with such vicious tongues, and it is estimated that there will be a horror of all-out war.

Su Jie, who played as a diplomat, is still somewhat useful. Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu smiled charmingly, and said with a sweet smile: “Since Su Jun has spoken, let’s take a rest today, and anyone who wants to play is welcome to accompany him any other day.”

Su Jie heaved a sigh of relief, and there was another doubt in his heart, why is Xiazhiqiu Shiyu so easy to talk about today.

However, the gritted expressions of Ying Lili and Hei Mao told Su Jie the answer. Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu pushed Su Jie into the pit of fire. This is undoubtedly announcing in front of everyone how good his relationship with Su Jie is. .

Yukinoshita Yukino’s gaze was cold, and with a cold face, she never quarreled with Kasumigaoka Shiwa, because the quarrel here had already attracted Shizuka Hiratsuka’s attention, and she was on her way here.

Hiratsuka Jing frowned, and said to Su Jie: “Su Jie, you are making trouble, so get out of the car and make a noise.”

Su Jie almost fainted, what the fuck is going on with me! I am obviously a good old man who can reconcile the situation of the war, okay, Shizuka Hiratsuka, how deep is your prejudice against me! How deep is the Mariana Trench?