My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: You want to pipe me

“Why? Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, didn’t you object to me starting an animation studio?” Su Jie couldn’t understand this, why Shizuka Hiratsuka suddenly gave him money.

“Your animation studio is open, and I can stop you.” Hiratsuka gave Su Jie a look, and explained: “It’s only natural for teachers to help students, and school starts in a week. I don’t want to see you skipping classes and suspending me every day because of the company’s bankruptcy.”

“It’s that simple?” Su Jie was dubious about Shizuka Hiratsuka’s statement. It’s not tens of thousands of yuan, but a full five hundred million yuan. It’s enough to build a building.

“It’s that simple, just five hundred million.” Shizuka Hiratsuka said flatly.

“It’s just… Teacher, what you said is too exciting.” Su Jie suddenly felt that life is boring, and people are really incomparable!

“You don’t want this check?” Hiratsuka Jing had a smile on her lips, as if she wanted to take the check back from Su Jie.

“No.” Su Jie retracted his hand as fast as lightning, shook his head like a rattle, and said with a smile: “I don’t have any resistance to hugging the thigh of a local tyrant. Teacher, I will give you everything else I want except this body. you.”

Su Jie is not stupid, he will not refuse like those teenagers with childish self-esteem, not to mention Su Jie’s relationship with Hirazuka Shizuka, now Firefly Company really needs the money, Su Jie does not want to see the company stagnate in development, two hundred employees No food or clothing.

“Your body is the most worthless, and it won’t last even a few seconds.” Hiratsuka Jing clenched her fists at Su Jie and said without holding back.

The two girls sitting at the table next to Su Jie and Hiratsuka Shizuka’s left hand snorted and spit out their coffee. Amidst a burst of suffocated laughter covering their mouths, they looked at Su Jie strangely.

“Teacher, if you talk like this, people will misunderstand. Why can’t I last a few seconds?” Su Jie’s head was full of black lines. Those who knew knew what Shizuka Hiratsuka was referring to, but those who didn’t know had some misunderstandings.

“Oh, let’s try it. I recently practiced a few moves of iron fist punishment. Let’s see how long you can last.” Hiratsuka clenching her fists and sneered.

Su Jie’s body was cold, and he felt a faint pain in some parts of his body. With Hiratsuka Jing’s fist strength, once Hiratsuka Jing broke out, Su Jie would end up lying down in a second.

“Eh…Forget it, it’s still open to the public.” Su Jie retreated first.

It’s too late for Su Jie to hide from Hiratsuka Shizuka’s iron fist. How dare he try the power of Hiratsuka Shizuka’s fist! Su Jie has experienced it countless times before, and he doesn’t want to suffer again.

“The company’s problems can be solved.”

“It’s definitely not a problem. If you have money, you can say anything.”

“I fell into the eyes of money. Let me explain first, this loan is only for one time.”

“Alas, I thought I could hug the teacher’s thigh all the time.”

“By the way, Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, what exactly does your family do.” Su Jie couldn’t help being curious. He was able to spend 30 million yuan at will, which is something that many companies with assets of hundreds of millions or even billions of dollars can’t do in a short period of time. of.

Shizuka Hiratsuka didn’t answer, and drank coffee on her own.

“Let me guess, local tyrants in the Middle East? African mining kings? European nobles? American tycoons…”

Before Su Jie finished speaking, Hiratsuka Jing who was on the opposite side stretched out his hand quickly, grabbed Su Jie’s ear, and turned it 180 degrees.

“Why, I look so foreigner?” Like a queen, Hiratsuka looked down, a mouthful of fine white teeth looming between her lips, in Su Jie’s eyes, it looked like a devil’s claws.

“It hurts, it hurts, the teacher let go soon, the ear is about to fall off.”

Su Jie begged for mercy. It was really the beautiful teacher who wanted to use force to oppress her if she disagreed with her. Su Jie had no choice.

Wanting to break it apart, but without Hiratsuka Shizuka’s strength, Su Jie yelled: “There are so many people watching, the teacher is too unreasonable, you are really mine…”

Su Jie originally wanted to talk about his mortal enemy, but thinking about the possibility that he would be punished more severely, he swallowed his words back.

“What am I yours? Why don’t you say it?” Hiratsuka Jing knew that there was nothing good to say when she saw Su Jie like this. The corner of her mouth curved into a dangerous arc, and her fingers tended to aggravate.

When the danger approached, Su Jie felt a bad breath, and quickly changed his words: “Teacher, you are my You Lemei, that’s right, You Lemei.”

“You Le Mei.” Shizuka Hiratsuka frowned, as if thinking about what it was, as expected of a China hand, she quickly said, “Is this Chinese milk tea?”

“Yes, yes, you are my milk tea, so I can hold you in the palm of my hand.” In order to save his own ears, Su Jie could only bravely speak out a slogan from his previous life to flirt with girls.

Women? They all like to hear good things, Su Jie thought.

Just as he was thinking this way, Su Jie’s ear twisted more and more, and Su Jie almost cried out in pain.When he came out, he looked up and saw Hiratsuka Jing on the opposite side with a fierce look on his face, and said with endless chill in his voice, “You want to pipe me?”

Eh! Fuck!

Su Jie was stunned! Can’t believe what I heard.

What kind of brain circuit is this? Is it just that female men are so different, or is it just Hiratsuka Shizuka? The original warm flirtatious words were distorted into completely opposite meanings in Hiratsuka Shizuka’s mouth.

After being silent for a few seconds, Su Jie said tremblingly, “Teacher~ you are so dirty.”

Crunch! crunch!

The sound of steel twisting.

I saw the coffee spoon in Hiratsuka Shizuka’s hand was pinched and twisted by him with one hand. The terrifying aura was like a demon king approaching the abyss, a dragon coming out of the nest, and death staring at him. At first glance, I felt my scalp was going to explode.

“Very good, very bold. It seems that Su Jie, you have not been active for too long. Today I will help you loosen your muscles.” Hiratsuka Jing’s eyes were as cold as a blizzard, and the anger in them was almost on fire.

“Teacher, wait, I just…” Su Jie broke out in cold sweat, wanting to explain, but Hiratsuka Jing didn’t give this opportunity.

Pulling Su Jie up, Hiratsuka asked a passing waitress, “Excuse me, where is the bathroom?”

Stared at by Shizuka Hiratsuka’s fierce and terrifying eyes, the waiter was taken aback. Then he looked at Su Jie who was being pulled by Shizuka Hiratsuka, and quickly pointed in a direction.

Then, without further ado, he pulled Su Jie towards the bathroom. There were so many people that it was difficult to strike, and he wanted to impose real iron fist sanctions on Su Jie in a place where no one was around.

“Call the police, call the police quickly, this is kidnapping, help!” Seeing that hell was approaching, Su Jie jumped anxiously and shouted at the waiter.

The waiter girl was indifferent, and whispered: “SM, there are really couples who like this kind of tune, oh, these two customers don’t want to play with that in the bathroom, right? What if they get hurt? What should other customers do if they see it? Bold.”

If Su Jie could hear the words of the waiter girl, he would definitely be killed by hitting his head on the tofu. This is not just an injury, it is fatal.

ps: I drank alcohol, wrote late, and another new month, undressed and begged for a ticket.