My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: The Health Room for Two

“What are you doing?” Su Jie was so tricked that he jumped off the bicycle holding his nose.

“Hand slipped.” Yukino Yukino ignored it indifferently, without any sincerity at all, and clearly told Su Jie that he was lying. Su Jie is not blind, of course he knew that Yukino Yukino did it on purpose.

“Why did I get into your car.” Su Jie secretly regretted in his heart when he spoke, knowing that Yukino Yukino was unreliable, so he should have walked instead of taking a car.

“This is your car.” Yukino Yukino’s eyes were indifferent, and she corrected Su Jie’s mistake.

The corner of Su Jie’s mouth twitched, “Mo Dan, this guy with a poisonous tongue is really difficult to get along with.”

“Okay, I’ll go to the infirmary by myself.” Su Jie shook his head angrily, and walked to the infirmary by himself.

“I heard that if tetanus is not treated with medicine as soon as possible, the chance of infection will increase by 78.2%.” Yukino Yukino rode Su Jie’s Headless Horseman bicycle, and followed Su Jie very slowly, as if talking to himself say.

“You’re scaring me.” Su Jie gave him a sideways look.

“And if the wound reaches the dermis, scars will be left if the damage is severe and not treated in time.” Yukinoshita Yukino pretended not to hear, and said to herself as if no one else was there.

Su Jie’s face turned dark, and he felt that the wound was itching.

“It hurts right now. This place is more than 200 meters away from the infirmary behind the teaching building. Fortunately, our school is not small.” Yukinoshita Yukino’s indifferent mouth curved slightly, evoking a faint smile.

“It’s up to you to choose whether to get in the car or not. Anyway, I’m not the one who gets hurt.” When she finally said this, Yukinoshita Yukino turned her head to stare at Su Jie, those indifferent bright eyes seemed to be able to see through people’s hearts, layer by layer Attack Su Jie’s psychology.

“Stop talking, hurry up and ride.” Su Jie was extremely upset by what he said, and jumped onto the back seat of the bicycle with a kick.

Of course, Su Jie would not admit that he was shaken by Yukinoshita Yukino’s words, and defended: “I’m not afraid, this is my bicycle, and I can sit whenever I want.”

“Then I also have the right not to be the driver.” Yukino Yukino glanced at Su Jie, making a gesture to get off the car.

“You are also responsible for this matter, okay? It wasn’t you chasing that little boy, how could I be knocked down, hey, don’t go…you can do it well, my hand still hurts here, you won’t really Let’s go.”

Su Jie saw the snowYukino Yukino got out of the car unmoved, and at the last moment she could only give in. Healing the injury was the most important thing, and she didn’t want to compete with Yukino Yukino for this moment.

Yukino under the snow showed a smile, like a victorious general. This girl is very competitive, stronger than many men. Su Jie once again experienced it personally.

Su Jie snorted coldly, and was turned into anger by Yukinoshita’s smile. When Yukinoshita Yukino was about to have an attack, Yukinoshita Yukino finally rode a bicycle and drove Su Jie to the infirmary.

The infirmary arrived soon, the bicycle stopped, and Su Jie and Yukinoshita Yukino walked in.

The door of the infirmary was ajar, and when it was opened, there was no one inside.

“The health care teacher is not here.” Yukinoshita Yukino said after looking around.

The infirmary is what Su Jie used to say in his previous life. In fact, this place in Japan is called the Bao classroom, and doctors are called health teachers.

In addition to health diagnosis, guidance and first aid treatment, the health care room also has an important function, which is the second class of sex education. The health care teachers are also responsible for relieving students’ psychological pressure, listening to students’ love demands, and solving their problems. Students’ correct view of love.

Because the health care teachers will keep strict confidentiality and will not participate in teaching activities. In addition, most of the health care teachers are easy-going and very popular with the students.

Su Jie has always known about such a place, but he has never entered it. Today is the first time.

There are medicines and equipment in the health care room. Su Jie still recognizes the commonly used medicines, alcohol, and gauze for treating wounds. Now that the health care teacher is away, Su Jie can’t just wait.

The wound still hurts a lot. Although it’s not bleeding anymore, it still needs to be treated with medicine. Su Jie still remembers what Yukino Yukino said before.

After finding alcohol and medicine, Su Jie took a cotton swab and dipped it in alcohol, and slowly wiped and disinfected the skin around the wound on his arm. Because medical alcohol has a high alcohol content and is very irritating, it should not be directly used for wound disinfection.

During the process of smearing, Su Jie grinned, and both hands were injured. No matter how lightly Su Jie moved, the hand in charge of smearing would touch the wound, causing blood to slowly seep out from some wounds.

Coupled with the severe pain caused by alcohol sometimes touching the wound, Su Jie is not the tough guy in the movie who survived more than a dozen shots, but just an ordinary member who screams and frowns when it hurts.

“Would you like it?” Yukinoshita Yukino found a towel from nowhere, rolled it up and handed it to Su Jie’s mouth, and said: “In the movie, there is no anesthesia to take the bullet. In order to prevent the severe pain from biting the tongue and causing secondary damage, this thing But standard.”

With a dark face, Su Jie pushed away the towel, looked at Yukinoshita Yukino who was making trouble, and said, “I don’t need it, you guys don’t think I’m hurt enough, so you just took the bullet, if it’s a bone scrape Healing, you gave me ten towels to no avail.”

“Aren’t men used to be aggressive in front of women? Why don’t you do that?” Yukinoshita put the towel away, and Su Jie noticed that the towel was thrown next to a pile of used sanitary napkin trash cans. Maybe it was a girl who was serious My aunt came over and used it for first aid, and there were still bloodstains on it.

Su Jie’s face turned black immediately, and he managed to avoid biting it. This is the rhythm of his own death.

“I never thought you were a woman.” Su Jie said bitterly.

Yukinoshita Yukino glared at Yukinoshita Yukino, but Yukinoshita Yukino didn’t take it seriously at all. Instead, she smiled at Su Jie and said, “Seeing that you are in so much pain and you can’t handle your troubles well, let me help you.” .”

This smile… Su Jie shuddered, it would be a ghost to believe her words.

“You…don’t come here.” Su Jie sat on the white hospital bed with a face of resistance. God knows if the other party will directly pour alcohol on the wound.

“I’m not going to make such a joke with you.” Seeing Su Jie’s frowning expression because of the action involving the wound, Yukinoshita Yukino restrained his smile and said calmly.

Then, without giving Su Jie a chance to refuse, he grabbed the alcohol swab from Su Jie’s hand.

Su Jie wanted to hide, but found that Yukinoshita Yukino’s movements were unexpectedly fast, as if she had practiced. Just as Su Jie stretched his hand halfway, the alcohol and cotton swab in his hand disappeared.

“A big man, he won’t be afraid of a weak woman like me.” Yukinoshita Yukino sat sideways on the bed, grabbed one of Su Jie’s arms, dipped a cotton swab in alcohol, and began to clean the skin around the wound while speaking.

Su Jie’s body tensed up, and he was ready to withdraw his arms at any time. Fortunately, what Su Jie was worried about did not happen. Yukinoshita Yukino was serious about wound treatment, and she was more careful than Su Jie. Handling is much easier and less painful.

The room gradually became quiet. Seeing that Yukinoshita Yukino was more professional than herself, Su Jie’s tense body relaxed.

“You do it over here.” After disinfecting Su Jie’s wound with alcohol, Yukinoshita Yukino found physiological saline again, asked Su Jie to sit on the other side of the bed, and squatted down to clean Su Jie’s wound.

Because Su Jie’s arm rubbed against the cement floor, and the school was on vacation for two months, and the first day of school was not cleaned today, the degree of ash fall can be imagined, and debridement with normal saline is a necessary process.

Seeing Yukinoshita Yukino’s serious appearance, the gentle movement of cleaning the wound, the shining eyes, and the long black hair hanging down, Su Jie felt that this scene seemed familiar, as if anyone had done this to him before, then Su Jie’s body trembled, That person Su Jie doesn’t want to recall, it’s too scary.

“Change your hand.”At first, Yukino Yukino asked Su Jie to change hands.

Su Jie stretched out his other arm, and suddenly said, “Looking at it this way, it’s not that annoying.”

“Do you think I won’t hate you by saying that?” Yukinoshita Yukino said naturally with a tingling arm.

“It’s a pity, it’s nothing to see!” Su Jie sighed with emotion and laughed.

“I am me, is your opinion important?” When he said this, Su Jie felt that Yukino Yukino was very relaxed, and most of the usual iceberg-like indifference dissipated.

“Your words are very imposing! Just like those cartoon protagonists yelling ‘hurt my friend, you have already bought a ticket to hell’, you might as well come to the comics world to develop, I can teach you.”

“It’s also very good that you can go from healing to manga. I know you are a famous manga artist, but you don’t need to hint me so ‘secretly’. With your identity, you want to be my teacher and let me succeed. Are you shorter than you? I have to say that the idea is very good, the Hokkaido Mental Hospital is suitable for you, and the patients there like to be fooled by others, and everyone will think you are the same kind.”

“Tsk tsk, your words are still so vicious. I gave you a great opportunity because of the difficulty of getting to know you and me. If you don’t know how to cherish it now, it will be too late to regret it later.”

“I don’t know if I regret it or not, but you must regret it now.”

“Hiss~ You deliberately touched my wound again.”

“It’s just to let you have a longer memory. Remember, when you can’t help yourself in the future, don’t try to be stubborn.”

“That’s because you didn’t follow the basic law. Shouldn’t you be in an empty room at this time, where men and women are alone, and then…” Su Jie and Yukinoshita Yukino were bickering, and when they were about to finish their words, the half-covered door was suddenly closed. people push away.

“Then the relationship has improved greatly, and it will be a matter of course. By the way, I will solve my sexual desire in the health room, get a blood and so on, two, I won’t talk about it, everyone understands, remember to wash the sheets for me after the end, I will Waiting for you outside for half an hour now.”

When the people who entered the room saw this scene, they took over the momentum of Su Jie’s speech and continued to speak. They blushed when Su Jie said it, and Yukino Yukino blushed.

Su Jie quickly raised his eyes to look at the person who entered the room. This person was wearing a white coat, with long yellow curly hair, a beautiful face and a mature figure, especially a pair of majestic European style, which was even more spectacular.

When Su Jie saw the white coat for the first time, he almost rolled out of bed, thinking it was Hiratsuka Jing coming over.

But after looking carefully, I found that this was not Mrs. Hiratsuka Shizuka. She was wearing a white coat. She was a beautiful lady in her twenties with a charming temperament. She should be the health care teacher here.

Sure enough, the other party’s self-introduction later proved Su Jie’s guess.

“I’m Kei Misumi, the health care teacher here. It seems that my appearance has disturbed you. You don’t need to worry. As a health care teacher, my professional code is very strict, and I will never leak your relationship.”

Picture: “Misumi Hui”, location: “Images/055537-85553.jpg”

The health care teacher named Misumi Kei didn’t stop talking. When he saw Su Jie and Yukinoshita Yukino, he pointed to Yukinoshita Yukino and said, “Don’t have too long foreplay. For adolescent boys, too long foreplay Can’t hold back.”

Su Jie was stunned. Looking at Yukino Yukinoshita again, it was already petrified.

What kind of health care teacher is this! It’s a little too open, the connotation jokes don’t stop at all!

But Su Jie looked at the postures of himself and Yukinoshita Yukino, because Su Jie sat on the side of the bed with his back to the door, and Yukinoshita Yukino squatted down to treat Su Jie’s arm wound, Su Jie blocked most of the figure, from behind Suddenly, it looked like being bitten by Su Jie again.

“Teacher, we are not…” Su Jie even forgot the pain of the wound. This teacher Misumi Huijian who appeared suddenly was terrifying, and he was full of lust!

“It’s nothing, oh, I didn’t prepare this, here it is.” Sansumi took out a few TTs from the pocket of her white coat, threw them on the bed, and reminded “friendly”: “Pay attention to time, protect Measures must be taken well, you are not yet financially able to take care of your children at this age.”

“Teacher, I have already said that we are not the kind of relationship you think. She is just treating my wounds. By the way, Mr. Misumi Hui, what kind of god are you to carry such things with you?”

Su Jie turned his body sideways so that Misumi Kei could see clearly that he and Yukinoshita Yukino were not as ambiguous as she imagined, but just normal healing.

“The main responsibility of the health care teacher is to establish a correct view of love between male and female students. How can we do without adequate preparations for this kind of thing? Are we going to let those enlightened students go naked?”

Kei Misumi took it for granted, Su Jie was completely defeated.

If students from Toyosaki Academy really came to Misumi Kei for advice, Su Jie could already foresee how terrifying it would be.

Could this kind of enlightenment be to say something: If you love her, you can love her, what’s the use of confessing, if you can’t do it, you can drug it, or you can go to jail, what? Don’t dare to go to jail? How dare you say you love her?

“Teacher Misumi, I’ll leave this to you. I’ll go out and wait.” Even Yukinoshita Yukino, who was always as indifferent as an iceberg and as cold as a calm lake, couldn’t stand Misumi’s boldness and stood up. left the health room.

Boom!

The door was closed tightly, Su JieshenTaking a breath, watching Sansumi come over, he said helplessly, “Teacher, you have misunderstood so much.”

Unexpectedly, Misumi Kei just looked at Su Jie silently for three seconds, and then said: “You are not as good as a beast.”

“…” Su Jie.

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