My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: The most humble man is invincible

Pushing the door open and entering the house, the TV in the living room was still playing.

On the sofa in front of the TV, there are two exquisite bodies lying on the sofa. They are Kirino and Michiru Hido.

The two were already asleep, and the sound of the TV did not wake them up.

Su Jie walked in and took a look, and couldn’t help but burst out laughing. He saw that the two were wearing pajamas, and Tong Nai had a small foot resting on the crisp white European pie left by Michi Bingtang.

And Michi Hido’s big white leg pressed against Kirino’s slender waist, and the other small foot was bent and hung on Kirino’s chin.

The sofa space is limited, especially for Michiliu Bingtang. Su Jie knows that she often moves around when she sleeps. Wouldn’t it be like this if both of them fell asleep?

It might be that Su Jie’s laughter was a bit loud, Tong Nao’s eyelashes trembled slightly, and he opened his sleepy and blurred eyelids.

The first thing she saw was not Su Jie next to the sofa, but Bingtang Michiliu’s little feet on her chin.

“Oops!” Tong Nai yelled, and immediately pushed aside Michiko Hido’s little feet, and pulled his own feet back from Michiko Hido’s stay-in-Europe pie. The sleepiness on his face became much clearer, and he also saw Su Jie.

“Why don’t you go to bed so late.” Su Jie picked up the remote control to turn off the TV, and asked casually.

“Waiting for you to come back! Today is the first day of your company’s animation broadcast. It is not easy for us to go to your company. We will wait here for you to come back and take a look at the animations produced by your company, but…but then I was too sleepy. I fell asleep for some reason.”

Tong Nai sorted out his drowsiness and stood up, blushing a little, because Su Jie blushed when he saw his embarrassment.

“It’s not necessary, I told you to go to bed early.” Su Jie rubbed Tong Nai’s little head, and rubbed the other party’s loose hair even more messy. He said it easily, but he still felt a little bit in his heart. moved.

After traveling through the whole life, I can still have a family member who waits for me late at night. What is there to be dissatisfied with?

Although Tong Nai usually has a difficult personality, but there is also a side that Su Jie likes, at least in Su Jie’s eyes now.

“I hate it, don’t rub my hair, it’s all messed up.” Tong Nai shook his head and shook off Su Jie’s palm, his blushing became more obvious, and he stared at Su Jie with his hands on his hips.

“Hey, Ajie is back.” The voice was a little louder, and Michiru Hido, who was still sleeping on the sofa, was awakened by the voice, and stretched lazily, with a slender waist and jade-like skin. There is a different kind of coquettishness in the way she wakes up.

“I’ll be back after the animation is played.”

sueJie sat on the sofa and poured a glass of water to drink, and said to the two of them, “You have to go to school tomorrow, and I told you not to stay up all night. I told you in advance that I won’t tell anyone who won’t get up to go to class tomorrow.”

Su Jie himself still has a few days off for the holidays, and no one cares about him sleeping until the sun rises. Kirino and Michiru Hido still have to go to school, and now they are staying up late and will stay in bed tomorrow morning.

“It’s okay, the big deal is to ask for leave.” Bingtang Michiliu waved his hand indifferently, moved his buttocks to approach Su Jie, poked Su Jie with his finger, and said, “Tirino and I have both watched “Daily Life of High School Boys”. I also heard the dubbing voice of my brother, haha, Ajie, your animation is very good, I was amused, I didn’t expect you to have such a talent.”

“Don’t doubt the talent of a cartoonist or novelist, it’s nothing to me.” Su Jie stretched out a finger and shook it, saying quite proudly.

“Smelly.” Tong Nai rolled his eyes at Su Jie. Although he admitted it in his heart, but because of his personality, Tong Nai would not say it out of his mouth.

“I think it’s very good. Ajie is really the best. This animation is likely to be successful. I think the plot is extremely funny. Other audiences probably have the same reaction after watching it, especially one of the small plots. Really Yes, haha, haha, I can’t do it anymore, I just want to laugh when I think about it.” A pair of bullying Saixue’s arms wrapped around Su Jie’s neck, Bingtang Michiliu leaned on Su Jie’s back, and praised with a giggly smile.

“Which plot?” Su Jie froze for a moment.

“It’s the episode of wearing my sister’s underwear.” When Michiru Bingtang was speaking, he deliberately winked at Kirino, covered his mouth and smiled, “Kirino was very happy watching it at that time.”

“I don’t know, Cousin Bingtang, you are talking nonsense.” Tong Nai shouted angrily, and rushed to fight with Michiru Bingtang.

The two were wearing pajamas, and their clothes were messy during the fight, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white skin.

“How old are you?” Su Jie said, looking away from the two of them.

“Daily Life of High School Boys” is a script written by Su Jie based on his memory, and the plots in it are not randomized by Su Jie, and the plot that Michiko Bingtang mentioned just now is the funniest plot in the first chapter, Tong It was Su Jie’s younger sister, who saw Su Jie create such a plot, but she didn’t say anything, but she didn’t know how to mutter in her heart.

“Ajie, save me, haha, don’t scratch my armpits!” Bingtang Michiliu was tickled by Kirino, and asked Su Jie for help while laughing uncontrollably.

Tong Nai said angrily: “Let my cousin talk nonsense, so I don’t care about my brother, his obscene madman.”

“The wretched maniac is just the protagonist in the anime. I wouldn’t treat my sister like that.” Su Jie said speechlessly. How can the animation creation, the protagonist in it, be applied to the author.

It’s just about girls. Su Jie watched a lot of animations in his previous life, and many of them had girl-cons. Not to mention other things, “Daily Life of High School Boys” is just a spoof, not a girl-con.

At present, the main character of “The Monogatari” that Firefly Company is creating has two younger sisters, who are real younger sisters.

But Su Jie can assure you that he is only providing the plot and has nothing to do with sister control.

“Anyway, it’s not a good thing.” Tong Nai blushed, and secretly spat at Su Jie. Su Jie could hear a little embarrassment in her words.

Originally, it would be fine not to talk about this kind of thing, but after Michiru Hido said this, Kirino couldn’t pretend he didn’t see it.

“All right, you two can play by yourself, I’m so sleepy, I’m going to bed first.”

After finishing speaking, he ignored the two people who were playing around. With Michito Bingtang staying here, don’t say anything else later, let’s go first.

Back in the bedroom, Su Jie charged his phone and opened the Tokyo Anime official website to check the data.

In this short period of time, the rating data in it has increased a lot. Hundreds of people have given star ratings, and all of them are above three-star ratings. It shows how good the audience feels about “Daily Life of High School Boys”.

There are a little less comments like this, and there are dozens of them. After all, there are few comments in the evening, and the comments may increase rapidly during the day.

Looking at these data and comments, Su Jie fell asleep satisfied.

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Five days later, Su Jie’s ten-day vacation ended and he had to continue going to school.

Riding a bicycle, Su Jie hummed a song, and drove Tong Nai to Toyosaki Academy. After the school and Tong Nao separated, they walked to the class that had been separated for more than a week.

The first ten days of school have already made the unfamiliar students in the class familiar with each other. When Su Jie entered, the class was noisy and lively. Some students studied hard and read books, but most of them were chatting and bragging about stars, games, beauties , anecdotes and so on.

Only Su Jie asked for leave for ten days just after the start of school. Many people in the class only met Su Jie once, and they probably forgot that there was Su Jie.

Su Jie didn’t care about this, and walked to his seat on his own.

“Hey, the lord is here, it’s time to move your seat.” Su Jie tapped on his desk, and there was a young woman sitting in Su Jie’s place, wearing a blue skirt and school uniform, tall and slender. Beautiful face, beautiful eyes shimmering water.

In particular, a pair of round and crystal-clear slender legs, put on black stockings, are extremely attractive, extremely charming and sexy, making people want to lick them.

This person is none other than Xia ZhiQiu Shiyu is this guy.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyuyu held her chin with her hands, as if she was thinking about some life problem, when she heard a voice, she raised her eyelids and said faintly, “Really? Why haven’t I seen you in class?”

‘The two of us meet every day, although the location is not in the class. ‘

Su Jie said inwardly, and said helplessly, “I’m recovering and returning to school today. Your welcome procedure is too peculiar. Forget it, you can sit if you want, and I don’t have a seat.

As soon as the words fell, Su Jie sat in the seat of Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu. Her seat was originally next to Su Jie, less than one meter away.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu didn’t comment or not, but with a flash of her beautiful eyes, she stopped caring about Su Jie and continued to look at the scenery below the window.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu didn’t care, but the students in the class, especially the male students, were different.

In this class, Kasumigaoka Shiyu is a beautiful girl at the school flower level. Although Kasumigaoka Shiyu has never admitted it, it is recognized by many students.

I don’t know how many people in the class are secretly observing Kasumigaoka Shiyu. During the first ten days of school, I don’t know how many boys talked to Kasumigaoka Shiyu, no matter if they are students from this class or other classes, no matter if they are high grades or low grades. Whether it is an excellent student or an ordinary student, Kasumigaoka Shiwa has a way to deal with it.

Ignore it!

Truly ignoring, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu didn’t even respond to casual polite words for these students who came to make friends with them.

Most of the students who took the initiative to chat couldn’t bear Kasumigaoka Shiwa’s aura, and the ignoring responses made the boys embarrassed, and they were defeated first.

So during the first few days of school, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, who was originally only famous in the second grade of high school, successfully made her name famous in the third grade of high school. Many students know that there is a beautiful girl in class A-2 who dismisses boys.

So Su Jie sat in Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s place, causing the class to be quiet for a few seconds. Many male students couldn’t believe that someone could get so close to Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.

Many boys who have tried to chat with Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu saw this scene, and felt that they could hear the heartbroken voice in the left chest, as if there was a voice roaring in their hearts, expecting Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu to let Su Jie get up and leave the seat, but it is a pity This expectation didn’t pan out until the class bell rang.

Except for these boys, Ying Lili, who was sitting in front of the classroom because of her petite figure, also turned her head and cast her gaze at Su Jie frequently. If it wasn’t for a few female students who were pestering her, she might have come here to be arrogant.

Shizuka Hiratsuka, who walked into the classroom following the class bell, found that the class was a little too quiet today. Usually, before she entered the classroom, she could hear the voices of the students. Today, it was a little abnormally quiet.

However, when she saw Su Jie lying on Kasumigaoka Shiyu’s table, who tended to want to sleep, Hiratsuka Shizu guessed it. She knew the situation of the students in her class very well. Kasumigaoka Shiyu was very popular and dared to sit in her place. Those who have not been driven away naturally tend to attract the attention of the whole class.

“A new classmate in our class, Su Jie, do you want to introduce yourself? You have attracted the attention of the whole class.” Hiratsuka Jing said with a faint smile, not in a hurry.

Su Jie was not stage-frightened at all, and stood up generously: “Hi everyone, my name is Su Jie. Actually, I came to class on the first day of school. Everyone should have seen me, but then something happened and I asked for leave for a while. Time, please take care of me in the future.”

After finishing some polite self-introduction, Su Jie said to Hiratsuka Jing: “Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka, in fact, he is handsome, and he can get a lot of attention no matter where he goes. I don’t want to be like this, but there is no way, parents I was also very distressed because of this, why did God give me such a handsome face, so that I was always envied and envied by others, which made me very stressed!”

Pfft!

Ha ha!

Wow!

There was a lot of laughter in the class, and the students were all amused by Su Jie’s witty words. They had seen thick-skinned people before, but it was the first time they had seen someone as thick and unscrupulous as Su Jie, and there was a teacher present here Woolen cloth.

Ying Lili was lying on the table, laughing and twitching. It’s really thanks to Su Jie that he dared to say that he was handsome, but Su Jie’s serious and serious appearance of telling lies made Ying Lili amused.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu couldn’t help but smile a little, as if it was admiration or approval.

Only Hiratsuka Jing didn’t smile, picked up the end of a chalk and threw it at Su Jie: “Don’t play tricks with me here, you may not be handsome, but no one can beat you if you have a thick skin. His three-point ability doesn’t make me so worried.”

Su Jie caught the tip of the chalk and said with a smile: “The teacher is wrong. I have been hiding it all the time. I just deliberately lowered my academic performance. I can’t hide my handsome face, but I can study. I know you are all confused. God is so It’s not fair. After opening a window for me, another door was opened. You can only ask him this question in the future. So teacher, you don’t have to underestimate me. I lowered my academic performance to stop hitting other students. This is for the good of everyone, alas! I know you are hard to understand, it’s not your fault, geniuses are always not understood by the world, I have been suffering from handsomeness and wisdom that do not match my age, I am so tired !”

With the last sigh, the corners of the mouths of the whole class twitched. The humblest people are invincible. They have seen it.