My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Hiratsuka Shizuka’s Misunderstanding

In this wordless silence, Su Jie explained awkwardly: “Teacher, listen to me.”

Hiratsuka Shizuka’s beautiful pearl-like eyes stared at him, flipped through the erotic manga book in his hand, saw the picture that should be mosaiced, and replied at the same time: “There is no need to explain, the facts are so obvious, these erotic comics You drew all the manga books by yourself, it turns out that your manga talent is not only for drawing hot-blooded manga, but you are even better at erotic books.”

Su Jie was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. He definitely couldn’t bear this kind of scapegoat!

“I really didn’t draw this, yes…I bought it. I usually have so many things to do, so I don’t have time to draw erotic books.” Ying Lili can’t reveal it, Su Jie can only say I bought it. Although certain suspicions have been cleared away, it’s hard to say or not!

“Bought it, your erotic book doesn’t even have the cover, author, some production team, and publisher information. You told me that you bought it. There are also new staples made by the stapler here, which are obviously just finished. Manuscripts of this kind of erotica can be bought in that place, except for the author himself.”

Hiratsuka quietly pressed the erotic notebook on the bed, and sat beside him, his eyes were penetrating, and exposed Su Jie’s lies.

Although it’s not the truth, it’s not far away, because Su Jie knows the original author!

It’s just that these words can’t be said after all, so they can’t be explained.

Seeing that Su Jie was speechless, Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed again, and said: “It is true that young boys who have entered puberty are prone to restlessness, but you will be able to support yourself, but you have used it in the wrong place. It seems that you have to deal with your education. renegotiate.”

“Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, why do you know so much!” The corners of Su Jie’s mouth twitched.Deliberately rebutting but having nothing to say, this misunderstanding is really… Su Jie wanted to cry without tears, and only said this sentence after holding back for a long time.

A trace of panic flashed in Hiratsuka Shizuka’s eyes, and she pretended to lift up her long, smooth hair that fell on the bed, and said in disguise: “Men…huh! Not all of them are like this, you little boy has something to hide from me, the teacher is someone who has experienced it , know much more than you.”

“Come here?” Su Jie seemed to understand something, and blurted out without thinking, “Could it be that when you were my age, teacher, did you secretly hide your notebook?”

“Shut your mouth, I mean I’ve heard and seen this kind of thing a lot, who would do what you said, don’t look at me with your eyes, it’s just that as a teacher, I usually learn from you guys It has long been no secret to me that all kinds of manga confiscated from the students also include notebooks.” Hiratsuka Shizuka, the royal sister, answered calmly, but she couldn’t hide the two rosy glows on her cheeks.

As long as you are not married, this kind of topic is still too sensitive for women, not to mention that it is her student who talks to her like this, always feels that the style of painting is wrong, and quickly makes excuses, but in Su Jie’s opinion, why not I feel a little overwhelmed.

“Let me talk about when the teacher was in adolescence, who hasn’t had a youthful time! I understand, I understand, the teacher doesn’t have to cover it up.”

Smash it, smash your mouth, Su Jie thought of the young girl’s youthful age, and said that girls develop earlier than boys, which is very reasonable. In comparison, when I read the erotic book, I was really shy in front of Hiratsuka Shizuka. Junior, Shizuka Hiratsuka is senior.

“You know what a ghost, I think you have healed your scar and forgot the pain.” Hiratsuka Jing raised her fist, everything was self-evident.

“Hey, I’ve never forgotten, I still have a dull pain in my stomach.” Su Jie smiled and sat on the bed, reaching out to take back the erotic manga book from Shizuka Hiratsuka.

“Confiscated.” Hiratsuka Shizuka patted Su Jie’s outstretched paw away, and for some reason, calmly confiscated the erotic notebook.

“This is my thing.” Su Jie was a little unwilling. This erotic comic book, which Su Jie got back from Ying Lili, almost didn’t finish it. He was going to find a chance to review it. It would be a pity if it was confiscated.

“From the moment it is discovered, it doesn’t belong to you. You usually neglect to exercise, so you should cherish your body well, and don’t use your youthful capital to make fools of it.”

Shizuka Hiratsuka said earnestly. In the words, Su Jie was asked to take good care of his body. The deep meaning made people think carefully. Should Su Jie say that he really deserves to be someone who has been there?

In short, the erotic notebooks fell into the hands of Shizuka Hiratsuka, and Su Jie would never get them back, which made Su Jie even more depressed, speechless: “Teacher, what do you do with these confiscated notebooks? You won’t keep them for your own use, right?” .”

“Burn.” Hiratsuka Shizuka spat out two words from her red lips, completely dispelling Su Jie’s idea of ​​taking it back.

“If you have the energy, why don’t you exercise more and read books to increase your skills, even if you are busy with other things, don’t read such things in the future.” Seeing Su Jie’s dejected look, Hiratsuka knocked a little funny Knocking on Su Jie’s head, he looked like he hated iron but not steel.

“This is spiritual food, which is occasionally used to adjust life.” Su Jie raised his voice, looking for excuses for his behavior.

“Okay, don’t ask yourself to make excuses, isn’t it just that you can’t control your water pipe.” Hiratsuka Jing rolled her eyes.

Cough cough!

Su Jie pretended to be calm, put his fists on his mouth and coughed twice, and said, “Teacher, what are you talking about? I am an honest person, and I don’t understand what you are talking about. In fact, we men are okay. There are always water pipes. It is controlled by a faucet, but women are different, it is a dam, and the flood cannot be stopped when it comes, it is completely a wave in the waves, flooding, killing and injuring hundreds of millions of people.”

“Hehe, it’s lawless, even the teacher, you dare to tell dirty jokes.” Hiratsuka Shizuka rubbed her wrists, stretched out her hand to grab Su Jie’s arm, and took Su Jie over with no effort at all. On the bed, a pair of phoenix eyes and brows were piercing, with inexplicable majesty, looking down on Su Jie from above.

“Teacher, I am wronged! You have too much brains, and what I am talking about is a philosophy of life.” Su Jie struggled, but Su Jie only had the power of ordinary people. Where is Hiratsuka Shizuka’s terrifying power, and his fighting skills The super strong guy opponent, after a lot of struggle, not only failed to escape the devil’s den, but was knocked on the forehead by Shizuka Hiratsuka several times.

“If you’re moving around, I’ll help you relax.”

Hiratsuka sat quietly on the bed, because she was wearing a light blue suit and skirt, with a pair of slender legs stretched out straight, Su Jie was held down here, with the back of her head resting on Hiratsuka’s calf.

The delicate and smooth calf skin is firm and elastic, and the shape of the legs is perfect. It is the result of regular exercise at first glance.

“Teacher, please forgive me. I can’t stand the second time. I will die.”

Su Jie begged for mercy, but secretly thought of other things.

Didn’t it mean that the calves of girls who dance a lot will become thicker? Martial arts practice is also considered, why Su Jie can’t feel this, this leg can only be described as perfect, whether it is shape, muscle, skin, length, etc., it is the most suitable, from the crystal clear thigh to the white jade Flawless calves, fine feet, and healthy legs are all top-notch. Among the people Su Jie knows, only Kasumigaoka Shiwa can compete with Hirazuka Shizu.

Pressing Su Jie’s chest with one hand, and grabbing Su Jie’s face with the other hand, the smile in Hiratsuka Jing’s eyes grew stronger, and said: “Why can’t you take it, youThis is a time-tested fine steel bone, especially this thick-skinned one, who can definitely stand it. ”

Su Jie yawned and retorted: “I can’t even get a nuclear bomb through my face, but teacher, your iron fist is more terrifying than a nuclear bomb, because the nuclear bomb will not fall on my head, and you will be different.”

“Praise.” Hiratsuka snorted coldly, bowed her head down, and pulled Su Jie’s face with both hands instead: “That’s why I came to you specifically.”

“Isn’t it because I’m so handsome?” Su Jie wanted to laugh, but because of Hiratsuka Jing’s pulling on his face, he only showed a funny expression in the end.

“What kind of heart can make you have such an idea.” Hiratsuka couldn’t help laughing, and suddenly pulled Sujie’s neck again, and shouted: “What are you doing with your neck moving around, lie down better.”

“Oh!” Su Jie stopped his small movements with a guilty conscience, opened his innocent eyes, and still couldn’t come to the conclusion in his heart which one of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s legs was better than Hiratsuka Shizuka’s.

“I want to ask you something.” Hiratsuka Shizuka let go of Su Jie’s face, and asked with a bit of embarrassment: “Are you familiar with your cousin Shanghui Hido, I heard Caixiang said that you are very good at blind dates, and you were the one who advised Bingtang Shanghui on the blind date, is that true?”

“That’s what happened. What’s the matter? My cousin used to be honest and old-fashioned, and rarely had contact with girls. I just taught him some common sense, which is nothing.”

Su Jie looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka strangely, not understanding why she suddenly asked this.

“Analyze and analyze, when will I be able to find a partner.” Hiratsuka Jing is also considered to be in an emergency. It is estimated that the blind date always ends in failure, and the blow to her is not small. Even an unreliable guy like Su Jie can Come to ask.

“Uh, teacher, I don’t know fortune-telling, so you should ask someone else.” This kind of question is called Su Jie’s answer, just say a date, when Hiratsuka Shizune doesn’t find a partner, Hiratsuka Shizuka turns into a rage and throws an iron fist at each other. If Su Jie is arrested and used as compensation, Su Jie will not be allowed to jump off the building!

You can’t just say that Hiratsuka Jing is probably on the verge of finding a blind date, so let alone the future, Su Jie will not be able to leave this house now.

“Okay, it’s none of your business.” Shizuka Hiratsuka also realized after she finished speaking, knowing that she shouldn’t ask the students about such things, and the teacher’s face would be lost. She put on an indifferent look and kept the teacher majesty.

Su Jie heaved a sigh of relief, it would be best not to have such a thing. Back then, Hiratsuka’s blind date made Su Jie want to die. If it was not at a critical moment, Su Jie would never get involved in any of Hiratsuka’s blind dates. in the midst of things