My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Not getting drunk after a thousand cups…it’s strange

At noon, Hiratsuka Jing personally cooked and entertained Su Jie.

“Teacher usually cooks by himself?”

In all fairness, Shizuka Hiratsuka’s level of cooking is higher than Su Jie’s imagination. Although a table of dishes is not as good as her own, it is much better than Su Jie’s imagination of only frying a poached egg, especially a dish that tests knife skills. It was because of the bonus brought by martial arts that Su Jie felt inferior.

Sitting in front of the table, Shizuka Hiratsuka untied her apron, opened the refrigerator and said, “Of course, if I live alone, I have to solve the problem of eating, otherwise I won’t be able to drink.”

“Drink?” Su Jie looked in the direction of the refrigerator. Except for some ingredients and fruits, there were all kinds of wine in it, and the most common one was beer.

“I have to drink for sure. This is the best way for me to spend my rest day. Don’t you think it’s enjoyable?”

“Okay, as long as you’re happy.” The corners of Su Jie’s mouth twitched.

Shizuka Hiratsuka came over with a bunch of canned beer, put it on the corner of the table with a snap, picked up one of the bottles and opened it, the cold liquid flowed down his throat and into his stomach, Shizuka Hiratsuka took a breath comfortably, with a satisfied expression on his face .

In this hot weather, drinking a sip of cold and refreshing beer is indeed a kind of enjoyment.

“This is life.”

Hiratsuka Jing said so, and then saw Su Jie’s eyes aiming at him, he patted Su Jie’s palm away from the beer, and said seriously: “You are not yet 20 years old and you are not an adult, eat well, don’t even think about this beer , and I don’t want to take the trouble to take care of you who are so drunk.”

“Take it easy.” Su Jie thought about it, and it’s been a long time since he traveled here, and he has never been exposed to alcohol, so he probably can’t drink it.

“I don’t need you to remind me if I don’t get drunk after a thousand cups.” Hiratsuka poured himself a drink, very proudly, and finished a can of beer in a short while.

Facts have proved that when it comes to drinking, Shizuka Hiratsuka is not as good as she said.

After drinking a can of beer, Shizuka Hiratsuka’s fair and flawless skin showed a light pink. Although people who blush after drinking alcohol may not be able to drink, but Shizuka Hiratsuka’s demeanor is not like the kind of person who blushes more and drink more .

“Hey, drink less!” Su Jie stuffed a few meatballs into his mouth, seeing that Hiratsuka Shizuka had finished three cans of beer, he couldn’t help but yelled worriedly, and pushed several dishes in front of her Tweeted: “Don’t patronize drinking, eat food.”

The identities of the two seem to be reversed. If they only listen to the voice, people who don’t know will think that Su Jie is the elder.

“I… hiccup… I’m fine.”

The wine hiccups came out, a pair of watery eyes were full of drunkenness, and Hiratsuka Jing was still trying to be brave.

“That’s the amount of alcohol?” Su Jie shook his head speechlessly. Seeing that Hiratsuka Shizuka’s servings had decreased a lot, and her speech hadn’t started clearly, she knew she was getting drunk.

Five minutes passed.

Snapped! Shizuka Hiratsuka opened another bottle of beer and continued.

Su Jie couldn’t bear to watch it any longer. He blocked Hiratsuka’s jade hand from reaching out for the fourth bottle of beer, and said, “Teacher, you are drunk. You can save these beers for next time.”

“Fufufu…nonsense…” Su Jie said it twice, Hiratsuka Shizu seemed to have realized it, half-closed his eyes, propped his arms on the table, stood up unsteadily, stretched out his fist and wanted to Threatening Su Jie to use iron fists to punish him, one of them couldn’t stand stably, and his body staggered and fell towards Su Jie.

Anyone who has ever been drunk knows that your body was out of your control at that time. You thought you were walking in a straight line, but in fact you were walking the S route. That’s it.

Su Jie was still picking up vegetables with one hand, but when he saw Hiratsuka Jing falling down, he quickly opened his hands to hug the fallen Hiratsuka Jing.

It’s a pity that Su Jie’s reaction was a bit slow, and it was also because he bumped into a stool when he got up. While hugging Shizuka Hiratsuka, Su Jie also knocked down the stool and fell to the ground.

Boom! The two bumped into each other and fell heavily on the ground. The wooden floor under them didn’t hurt, but the chest was cold, and a stream of liquid soaked Su Jie’s shirt.

Su Jie thought it was Hiratsuka Jing who vomited, but when he looked up, he found that Hiratsuka Jing had knocked over the beer can when he fell down. The wine flowed down the table and wet Su Jie’s shirt.

“Wine…wine…” Shizuka Hiratsuka was in a daze, not yet aware of the current situation, smelled the smell of wine, and scratched Su Jie’s body with both hands, as if looking for beer.

Oh my God!

Su Jie hurriedly supported Hiratsuka Jing, moved away from the place where the wine was flowing, and at the same time grabbed Hiratsuka Jing’s hands to prevent her from moving.

In normal times, the three Su Jie wouldn’t be able to catch HiratsukaJing’s hands, but the drunk Hiratsuka Jing had no active consciousness. Alcohol paralyzed her nerves, allowing Su Jie to grab her hand smoothly.

“I’m not drunk, I still want… still drink… eat food… chopsticks… where are the chopsticks.” Hiratsuka Jing leaned on Su Jie’s shoulder, with a murmur, her voice became lower and lower , a pair of drunken and blurred pupils gradually closed, and finally there was no sound.

“This is a mess, I’m not full yet.” Sighing, Su Jie didn’t expect Hiratsuka Shizuka to drink so poorly. I wonder if the bewildered beauty in my arms is the Shizuka Hiratsuka I know.

After all, Su Jie couldn’t just let Hiratsuka go. With one hand on his shoulder blade and the other through his leg, Su Jie hugged Hiratsuka.

“It’s so heavy. Hey, teacher, wake up. Where is your room?” Su Jie called into Hiratsuka Jing’s ear, trying to wake her up.

With one hand hanging down, Hiratsuka Jing tightly grasped the collar of Su Jie’s shirt with the other hand, shook her head and continued to sleep, no different from a little girl.

Seeing that the guy couldn’t be woken up, Su Jie had to look for it by himself. The villa is really not small, and Su Jie searched for it one by one. Fortunately, Su Jie was lucky, and within two minutes of searching, he found Hiratsuka Shizuka on the second floor. The boudoir, because the furniture and items placed here are often used.

Without further ado, I carried Hiratsuka Jing into the room, put Hiratsuka Jing on the bed, watched Hiratsuka Jing’s delicate body roll a few times on the oversized bed, and finally didn’t have the intention of waking up at all, so Su Jie rubbed Rubbing his arms, he let out a soft breath.

“I’m not a guest, I’m here from the nanny.” Looking at Hiratsuka’s peaceful sleeping face with goose fat and picturesque features, Su Jie murmured to himself angrily.

Hiratsuka was sleeping on her side on the big bed, with a bear doll that was as tall as a person resting on her head. On her elegant and beautiful dimple, she had curved willow eyebrows and long eyelashes trembling slightly in her breath, with graceful and delicate lines. The smooth cheeks and thin lips are as delicate as rose petals, making people want to kiss her.

Su Jie turned his head slightly, not looking at Shizuka Hiratsuka’s stunning face. He didn’t feel it down there just now, but now that he calmed down, he felt that the environment here was a bit weird.

The empty and unoccupied villa, the peerless beauties who are drunk and bewildered, and the environment of lonely men and widows, it is easy to have some bad thoughts.

In such an environment, Su Jie began to unbutton the collar of his shirt, exposing his bare chest.

Don’t get me wrong, Su Jie didn’t want to take advantage of others, but the shirt was wet with wine, sticky and sticky to the skin, which was uncomfortable, and there was a smell of wine fermenting into the nose, so Su Jie took it off.

Then Su Jie went to find a towel, first scrubbed his upper body, found the washing machine, put the clothes in the washing machine, washed them, and then dehydrated them. After a lot of work, the clothes were half dry, so Su Jie dried them on the balcony, where the sun was shining outside. Zhenglie, it doesn’t take long to dry out.

After finishing all this, Su Jie found watermelon from the refrigerator, used a juicer to make watermelon juice, added some salt, this thing can sober up.

Hiratsuka Jing was half asleep and half awake on the bed in the room, and she became conscious. Su Jie fed her watermelon juice, moved a stool and sat by the window, played with the phone in the cool breeze, and looked at Hiratsuka Jing from time to time, so as not to wait She spat it out, sleeping unconscious and making a mess.

The room layout here is in a minimalist style. If it weren’t for a few wind chimes and dolls, you would never recognize this as a girl’s room.

There are a lot of comics on the bedside table, all of which are hot-blooded, as well as some hot-blooded anime coat of arms and some gadgets, which is not surprising considering Shizuka Hiratsuka’s hobbies.

Su Jie didn’t look into Hiratsuka’s drawer curiously, but just played with the phone by himself. About half an hour later, a ringtone suddenly rang.

The ringtone came from Hiratsuka Jing’s cell phone on the bedside table. Su Jie went over to take a look and found that it was Hiratsuka Jing’s mother calling.

Disturbed by the ringing of the bell, Hiratsuka Jing’s eyelashes trembled slightly, and suddenly opened his eyes.

“Finally woke up, don’t be brave after you know how to drink, next time… there won’t be a next time, if I’m drinking with you, I’d rather jump off a building…”

When Su Jie saw Hiratsuka Jing’s clear and bright pupils, he knew she was sober.

Hiratsuka Jing’s cheeks were flushed, and she didn’t speak immediately, but stretched out her hand to touch her body, and then saw Su Jie’s naked upper body, and almost wanted to kick him with a crooked foot.

“You still dare to call yourself a huge drinker. It’s ridiculous that I still believe it. Even my clothes are wet with wine, and I’m still drying them on the balcony.” Su Jie tapped his chest, revealing a very proud and dazzling look in Hiratsuka Jing’s eyes. With a disdainful expression, he said: “Don’t touch it, I didn’t take advantage of you. Who would be tempted by an uncle who smokes, drinks, and likes to beat others? Your heart is already strong enough to overcome your appearance. I won’t let it go.”

Obviously Su Jie took care of Hiratsuka Jing tenderly and did his best, but Su Jie would not say anything about Hiratsuka Jing as a deadly enemy, leaving only fights and bickering.

I can’t keep my mouth shut! I can’t keep my mouth shut! I can’t keep my mouth shut!

Hiratsuka Jingli’s blush disappeared, and she became murderous. The four words echoed in her heart over and over again, which was even more annoying than Su Jie taking advantage of her.

These words were too lethal. Hiratsuka Shizuka was originally embarrassed to be seen by Su Jie for her bad side. When she heard this, she immediately sat up straight and hit Su Jie’s lower abdomen with an iron fist.

Su Jie, who was still mocking his face just now, lay down in an instant, and was killed by Shizuka Hiratsuka with one blow.

“What’s the matter, uncle, I’llThat’s right, I want you, a little virgin, to take care of it. ”

An angry voice, clenched fists, and shy eyes.

Is this… tsundere?

At this time, the only thought of Su Jie who fell down was this