My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: It’s not me who is cool

Knowing that something was wrong, Wu Gengxiang threw the magazine into Su Jie’s hand, stuck out his little tongue, and ran back to the room to hide like a little rabbit.

“Don’t worry, Su Jie, don’t take what Hinata said to heart.”

The black cat still held a spatula in its hand, lowered its head a little shyly, felt embarrassed after a while, and spoke weakly to defend itself.

“It’s okay, it’s okay, kid, how can I care about it?” Su Jie laughed twice, raised the “Weekly Shonen Jump” magazine in his hand, and said: “But thank you for buying this magazine, in the future, if there are too many people, don’t go Queuing, it’s too hard, if you want to read it, I’ll give it to you, I also have a stack of “Weekly Shonen Jump” from the magazine this morning at home, I don’t know what to do with it.”

“It’s different. The meaning of buying it yourself is different.” The black cat shook its head, looked at Su Jie stubbornly, and rolled its eyes on the “Weekly Shonen Jump” in Su Jie’s hand.

Su Jie touched the back of his head, what’s the difference?

“Let’s not talk about it, the oil is still hot in my pot, that’s it, I’m going to cook first.”

The black cat seemed to be afraid that Su Jie would get to the bottom of it, so he hurriedly took some ingredients from the refrigerator and ran back to the kitchen.

That small figure, no matter how you look at it, I think it is very cute. Usually, black cats wear gothic lolita outfits. At that time, she had a gloomy personality and few words, and her personality and mouth were very bad. But in the white cat mode, she even The personality will be bleached, more cheerful than usual, and shy as a little girl.

Su Jie didn’t think too much, teasing the little loli in his arms, Wu Gengzhu Xi, who was still in the first grade of elementary school, was tender and delicious, very pleasant.

…..

More than an hour later, the black cat came out of the kitchen. The table was already filled with a table of rich dishes, many of which were Chinese dishes that Su Jie loved. The black cat put his heart into it.

“Wow, the treatment with and without Su Jun is different.”

As soon as the meal time came, Wu Geng Hinata obediently went to the dinner table. Looking at the table full of dishes, his little face was very emotional, and he deliberately winked at Su Jie, which was very teasing.

“Do you still want to eat it?” The black cat has a straight face, and its red pupils are a bit dangerous. The pupils of the eyes are like a cat’s vertical pupils.

“You know how to bully me.” Wu Gengri muttered, swallowed his food, and made faces at the black cat.

“This dish is really too much, we can’t eat that much, and I’m not here to beat local tyrants.”

Su Jie joked. He picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and put them in a bowl. There were more than a dozen dishes on the table, all of which were very delicious. It was really grand for the black cat, a culinary expert, to welcome Su Jie today.

The black cat rolled its eyes, and said angrily: “What’s the matter, Su Jun, you haven’t been to my house for 153 days, and I don’t know where I offended you. I won’t come to the door for a year.”

As soon as these words came out, Su Jie immediately felt a wave of resentment. Is the black cat blaming him for neglecting her?

Thinking of this, Su Jie was a little embarrassed, put down his chopsticks and said, “Has it been that long? I really don’t know, this time is quite busy, and you know the black cat. I am usually busy in the company and comics. Just take care of me, if I don’t have time, you can come to our house more!”

“I remember the time clearly. Su Jun has a new friend, so he forgot about me.” The black cat glanced at Su Jie sourly, then lowered his head and said, “Saori is also busy, and Tong Nai is not going out. There’s no one left.”

“That’s right! It’s good that Su Jun comes here often. My sister is usually alone at home, and there is no one to play with.” Wu Gengri shook his head and sighed, then stared at Su Jie with his hands on his hips, looking like a big kid, wanting to give to his sister The look of backing up.

“Sister, big brother, come play with me. I like big brother.” Even Wu Geng Zhuxi shouted in a childlike voice. She didn’t understand these things yet, and she just wanted to play with Su Jie.

Su Jie looked at the black cat, and found that the black cat also secretly opened one eye to observe his reaction, and when Su Jie found it, he closed it immediately, like a timid kitten that was found by its owner.

Su Jie who saw this scene couldn’t help laughing, but at the same time felt a little distressed. Speaking of which, Su Jie and the black cat have known each other quite early. In the past, they used to run to the black cat’s house every three days to teach the black cat about comics.

At the most frequent time, they come here almost every night, and they have a good relationship with the three sisters of the Black Cat family and wear the same pair of pants.

Of course, the main reason at that time was that Su Jie had a lot of time. At that time, Su Jie’s career hadn’t started. He was only drawing a manga, and Firefly Company had no success.Li, the novel has not been published, so there is a lot of time.

Later, Black Cat became a teacher, and after the manga magazine was successfully submitted, Su Jie reduced the frequency of coming to Black Cat’s house. Coupled with the development of Su Jie’s career, he usually had to deal with these business matters more, and the time between visits gradually There will be less.

And the black cat said that it is true that it has other friends, and Kirino Michiru’s family members will not talk about it. Eriri, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, Asuna, and even Yukino and Hiratsuka Shizuka all take up Su Jie’s favor. less time.

“I will come here often in the future, only when I have time.” Seeing the three pairs of bright eyes staring at him, Su Jie replied with a wry smile.

“Su Jun should have a lot of free time. I heard that you and Asunaxia Zhiqiu Shiyu are very close. I know.”

Hearing this, the black cat was immediately annoyed, frowned ferociously, puffed up its cheeks angrily, and said full of resentment: “You spend time with them all the time, is it because they are so big? Big breast control, royal sister control, black silk high heel control…”

These words must have been held back in Hei Mao’s heart for a while, and now they all burst out.

Not only was Su Jie confused, even Wu Geng Hinata was stunned for a while, and then looked at his own chest. He was only in the sixth grade of elementary school, and he was already the same size as his sister. After making this discovery, Wu Geng Hinata covered his breasts with his hands in shame. Face, such a sister, it seems that it is really difficult to compare.

“Stop, stop! The more I talk, the more I exaggerate. Am I the kind of person you said who judges feelings based on the size of my cup? Not at all.”

Su Jie had a splitting headache. He had a good meal, but his breasts were involved, and he kept people from having a good meal.

“Really? Isn’t Oupai important?” The black cat snorted and pursed its mouth, its anger still lingering.

“It can’t be said that it is not important, who said that the basic particles that make up matter in this world are protons, neutrons, electrons… boobs! It is impossible to be unimportant, but this is not the decisive factor affecting feelings, just like the right hand is good, It will eventually get boring.”

Su Jie was full of nonsense. The face of the black cat on the opposite side looked even more ugly, and a pair of beautiful amber red eyes stared at Su Jie.

“Ahem, I said that poor breasts also have the benefits of poor breasts. There are many benefits to scarce resources.” Su Jie coughed twice, feeling a little uncomfortable being looked at by the black cat.

The black cat rolled its eyes, and said contemptuously: “What’s so great about having big breasts? It’s not me who feels good. In summer, it’s even more uncomfortable. Both lumps of fat are the easiest to sweat. That’s why Xiazhiqiu Shiyu and the others are all idiots.”

Su Jie was suddenly speechless, standing on the side of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu and the others to think about it, this seems to make sense, and said with a dry smile: “You are right, but it is easy to solve, if they sweat and feel uncomfortable in summer, at worst, I will help them every day.” They sweat.”

Pfft! Wu Geng Hinata was already lying on the table with a smile, out of breath, and said: “Su Jun told you a secret, my sister seldom wore a bra since she was a child, and said it would hinder her development, but no one ever found out. Oh too.”

“Chew your tongue, Su Jun, don’t believe her, I’m not like that.” The black cat’s face was full of red, and it waved its chopsticks like a yaksha, chasing the girl who chewed her tongue at midnight to teach her a lesson.

Wu Geng Ri Xiang started playing around the table with her sister, turning around in circles. Seeing the two of them like this, Wu Geng Zhuxi couldn’t sit still anymore, and jumped down giggling and running wildly with them.

Only Su Jie was eating and didn’t pay attention to these things, talking about filling his stomach first.

…

After drinking and eating, Su Jie sat on the sofa with the three sisters from the Black Cat family.

Su Jie drank tea, smiled and looked at Wu Geng Ri Xiang holding his red and swollen butt, pitifully complaining to himself and suing his sister.

“It’s time to fight!” The black cat raised its jade hands, and Wugengri slammed into Su Jie’s arms to seek shelter. Jie collar, a pair of watery jet black big eyes looked at his sister Hinata unhappy.

“Su Jun, save me, my sister is so scary, my little butt is going to be smashed.” Wu Geng Hyang arched hard into Su Jie’s arms, like an ostrich burying its head in the sand, thinking that it would be able to get out of danger , this brat finally paid for the good deeds he did, molested his sister again and again, the lesson was very serious.

“Now I know I was wrong. It’s useless for you to find me. Your sister won’t listen to me!” Su Jie touched Wu Geng Hinata’s small head, and Wu Geng Zhuxi also grabbed Su Jie’s other hand and put it on her On the lid of the pot, he stared at Su Jie eagerly.

Su Jie didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, Wu Gengzhuxi was really clinging to herself, so she couldn’t help rubbing her pot head, which made Wugeng Zhuxi narrow her eyes with a happy expression on her face.

At this time, Su Jie had a big loli and a little loli in his arms, both of them were cute and tender types. If they were seen by lolicons, they would have to rush up and fight Su Jie desperately.

After all, Su Jie waved his hand at the black cat, telling the black cat to stop spanking Wu Genghi Xiang’s little butt.

The black cat gave Su Jie face, the blackened state disappeared, and turned into a white cat state, nodding to Su Jie.

“By the way, Su Jun, I’m preparing a new comic now. The “Magic Cat” I drew before is finished. I went to the “PVV” comic magazine company today to discuss a new contract with the editor.”

The black cat took out a stack of sketches from his hand, handed it to Su Jie, and said, “You are a great cartoonist, please give me some good advice.