My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: “The Song of Oupai”

“Hey! Why aren’t you at the Panda Game Company and came to my place?”

After her mother Matsuno Mie went out, Kasumigaoka Shiu bit her thin pink lips, and changed her style of speaking.

“Recently, I seldom go to Firefly Company because Panda Company has a lot of business. What kind of jealousy do you eat? You have a fever and are dizzy, and you still want to think about it.” Su Jie spread his hands and smiled wryly. It should be said that it is Xiazhiqiu Shiyu! When the mouth is so sharp.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s eyes were deep, and he snorted: “I’m jealous? Why don’t you tell me what Asuna is thinking? When I was with you, you might still be laughing at me in your heart. If I hadn’t been sick this time You happened to go back to the company, I don’t believe you will come to me.”

Su Jie sighed, all women in this world will be jealous, men and women are the same, but women are more serious, so he explained helplessly: “Asuna is not that kind of person, and neither am I, what are you thinking about, what are you thinking about me?” I forgot about you from time to time, and there are a lot of phone calls and emails! It’s because Firefly is busy with business that I stayed longer, and there are new games being made, and the panda game started late, so I need to spend more energy on it.”

“What are you thinking, do you have no idea? If you are honest, I will tell youIn this matter, it is clear that you are looking at what is in the bowl and what is in the pot. ”

Liu Mei raised her eyebrows, and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s voice became even hoarse and deep. After saying this, she turned her head and covered her head with the quilt, ignoring Su Jie.

Su Jie scratched the back of his head. When he came to visit Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, he didn’t expect this, and now he can only coax: “It’s not good for your health if you have a fever, stick your head out, can I apologize to you, and promise to accompany you more.” With you.”

“No.” A muffled voice came out from under the quilt. Xiazhiqiu Shiyu also has a girly side, which can be regarded as being coquettish to Su Jie.

“Then what do you want me to do? You can explain it properly, and I will do it.”

There was still no sound from the quilt.

“Then I’ll leave first. I’ll tell my aunt that you don’t welcome me either. After I leave, put your head out of the quilt and have a good rest. I’ll come to see you at night.”

Su Jie made a gesture to get up to leave, but just before he stood up, a pair of bright black eyes came out from under the quilt, staring at Su Jie and threatening: “Go and try.”

Su Jie was overjoyed, and sat back on the side of the bed again, looking at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu who only showed half of her beautiful face under the quilt, what he thought was that the sick Shiyu was colder on the outside and hotter on the inside, more cowardly and shy than ever One, it looks much cuter.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu supported her body and wanted to lean against the head of the bed to get up, but it was difficult for her weak body due to fever.

Seeing this, Su Jie stretched out his hand to help, supporting Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s shoulders. Xiazhiqiu Shiyu struggled a few times, then let Su Jie hold her, and found a place to lean against the head of the bed.

Supporting and supporting, Su Jie’s eyes became a little straight. Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was wearing a suspender pajama dress. Because of illness, the pajama dress was opened a little messily, and the shoulders were slippery and white. The pajama dress could not cover the spring scenery in the garden. The majestic and majestic two European schools that cannot be grasped by one hand can be vaguely seen, and the gap between them is bottomless, which firmly attracts the eyes of the opposite sex.

Ahem, Su Jie was the only male present, so one can imagine who the opposite sex is.

“Is Oupai good-looking?” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu blushed slightly, covered her neckline with one hand, and pinched Su Jie’s ear with the other.

“It’s beautiful.” Su Jie spoke bluntly, and at the same time grabbed the palm extended by Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, and comforted him: “If you feel that you are at a disadvantage, I will show you back.”

“Hehe, how dare you think, have you learned to be dirty with Asuna?” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu pouted, only Su Jie dared to talk to her like this.

“I’m wronged! Didn’t you all learn this from Shi Yu?” Su Jie exclaimed with an exaggerated expression. If you want to talk dirty, Asuna is no match for Xia Zhiqiu Shi Yu, even Su Jie is no match!

“Oh, I taught you what you said. You are the one with the dirtiest thoughts, right?” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s eyes flashed sharply, and he withdrew his jade hand from Su Jie’s palm. If you have strength, you have to reason with Su Jie.

“I’m not as filthy as you are!” Su Jie refused to admit defeat. This was not exaggeration. Regarding the word filth, Su Jie really didn’t dare to be presumptuous in front of Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu.

“I…cough cough…” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s face was angry, and just about to speak, she suddenly coughed. She is still sick, and she usually pushed Su Jie back, but now Intentionally weak, unable to fight back with the sharpest poisonous tongue.

“It’s okay, I’m dirty, I’m dirty, I can do it, why are you so angry, tell me slowly if you have something to say.”

Su Jie nervously patted Xiazhiqiu Shiyu on the back to help Shunqi. He regretted it very much. He forgot about Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s illness as soon as he got into a fight. Why should he fight with a patient? Let Xiazhiqiu Shiyu bully Shunshun Just be angry.

It took a while for Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu to stop coughing, and then Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu found himself leaning against Su Jie’s arms, and when he raised his head, his eyes met Su Jie’s nervous and anxious eyes.

“You’ve always been filthy. When did you pass by?” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was a little annoyed when she lightly pinched Su Jie’s arm.

“Maybe it’s a kindred spirit. If I’m dirty and you’re dirty, isn’t this a natural match?” Su Jie picked up a strand of black hair scattered by Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, and looked seriously at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s cheek and said.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was amused by Su Jie, leaned on Su Jie’s shoulder and gave him a hammer on his chest, and said softly: “How could I believe you, a little rascal, obviously you don’t know anything other than knowing how to draw and play game novels. Yes, I can’t sing, I can’t study, I can’t do sports, let alone my looks.”

Su Jie twitched his cheeks, he was so useless! At least compared to most people, Su Jie has an advantage, okay?

“I’m not bad-looking, and I’m catching up in sports now, and I don’t even go to college for studies, so there’s no need to haggle over every penny.

As for singing, if that counts, my singing is actually not bad. Michi left some songs from their band, or the songs I wrote for you. If you don’t believe me, I’ll just hum it to you and let you know my Su Jie’s talent. You can watch it I definitely have a good eye. ”

“Stop putting gold on your face, whoever takes a fancy to you, what else is left of you but dirty, say I can do it, but you sing!” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu gave Su Jie a white look.

“Okay! Since you say I’m dirty, then I’ll sing you a dirty song, let you see my skills, and fall asleep to my singing.”

Su Jie tugged at his collar, coughed twice to get the tune right, looked at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu affectionately, and sang:

towering above the female body

two high mountains

those two hopesthe pinnacle

with a touch of red

Su Jie sang up to this point, regardless of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s strange expression, he sang loudly:

Opie

my favourite

Pao

very big

Ah~ Opie

Opie

Ahh~

…

It was a very short song that Su Jie sang in less than a minute. This is an anime song that Su Jie had heard in his previous life. Song”, because the lyrics are great, so Su Jie remembers deeply.

“Well, I can sing it.” With joy and pride, Su Jie looked at Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu in his arms. This was also intentional to make Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu happy, saying that he was dirty, so let’s do it once.

But having said that, this song is still in line with the current state of mind. Xiazhiqiu Shiyu lay on Su Jie’s body, so that Su Jie could feel the size, shape and touch of Oupai more clearly. Among the women Su Jie knew, few could compare.

“You should ask my mother how she feels.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu covered her face and pointed behind Su Jie, ashamed to be with Su Jie.

The smile on Su Jie’s face seemed to press the pause button, and he turned his head mechanically.

I saw Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s mother Matsuno Mie holding a fruit plate at the door, and she was stunned. He probably felt a great impact on Su Jie’s masterpiece, and it took several seconds to come back to her senses. , forced a smile at Su Jie: “Eat some of these fruits, I have something else, you can continue talking.”

Matsuno Mie put the fruit away and left the room in a hurry. She could vaguely hear some voices, like “Young people are too open-minded now”, “I didn’t expect the young man to have this side” and so on.

“Haha! Su Jun, you idiot, next time you sing this kind of song, can you observe the environment! Are you trying to laugh me to death?”

As soon as Matsuno Mie left, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu couldn’t help laughing, lying on Su Jie’s body and trembling with laughter, a pair of Europeans also trembled, and from time to time they had closer physical contact with Su Jie, which was Su Jie’s only comfort in embarrassment up.

Roughly speaking, Su Jie’s purpose of using singing to make Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu laugh has been achieved, but the method is not the same as Su Jie thought.

Touching his nose, Su Jie smiled wryly and said, “You didn’t remind me, I didn’t know that my aunt was here, it’s all right now, your mother must have misunderstood me, now I’m sitting next to your mother in the name of dirty person deal.”

“Anyway, you are dirty, don’t worry, my mother is not old-fashioned, she doesn’t care about these things, at most, you will leave early when you sing.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu laughed again, and patted Su Jie on the shoulder. I don’t know whether to shock or comfort.

It can be seen that with such a smile, the cheerful Kasumigaoka Shiyu’s mental state has improved a lot.

“It’s all for you. I just gave back your filthy side. In the end, I got bloody bad luck myself.”

“Where is my fault? If you don’t make it clear to me today, don’t even think about leaving.”

“Isn’t it? Black silk, European style, beautiful legs, sexy, and charming are all dirty!” Su Jie looked up at the sky, and after thinking for a few seconds, he came to such a conclusion, and said plausibly.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was stunned for a moment, then looked at Su Jie with a half-smile, and said, “Is this your real thought, or are you trying to make me laugh on purpose?”

Without waiting for Su Jie to reply, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu put a small hand on Su Jie’s shoulder, and moved it up from the neck position a little bit, so that Su Jie could feel every second that the cold, smooth little hand touched his skin Clock, and finally the small hand moved to Su Jie’s cheek.

Touching Su Jie’s face, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s eyes were also looking at Su Jie’s eyes. The eyes of the two sides crossed and opposed each other. Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu opened her red lips and asked, “Since you think I’m so good, why do you always reject me? Isn’t it good for me to be together! When I took the initiative before, you were always pushy.”

It was all a trap and tease before, and I only took it seriously when I was out of my mind.

Su Jie muttered in his heart, but he didn’t dare to say these words after all.

To be honest, Su Jie didn’t know when Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu fell in love with him, just like Su Jie didn’t know when he fell in love with Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu.

The matter between the two parties is a matter of course, from the simple contact at the beginning, and then Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s repeated venomous tongue teasing, in Su Jie’s eyes gradually changed, and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu also from the previous pure poisonous tongue attack, more aimed at The other women around Su Jie came to make cynicism, maybe since then, everything has changed.

Seeing that Su Jie didn’t speak, as if caught in a dilemma, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu slowly left with the hand touching Su Jie’s small face, and said: “You just talk about it, compared with Asuna, she is a rich lady , much better than me, no wonder you have a hard time choosing.”

There was a trace of sadness, a trace of bitterness, and a trace of exhaustion in the voice, so that Su Jie’s heart stopped beating.

Su Jie grabbed Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s withdrawn hand suddenly, and said, “Xiazhiqiu Shiyu who is surrendering now is not the one I know. Shiyu will become weak even if you are sick?”

“Don’t provoke me on purpose. It’s useless. Is it up to me now? It’s up to you. Don’t forget. I’m going to college in less than a month and a half. When you were in the hotel What I said, don’t tell me that you forgot.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu twitched her hand and found that Su Jie couldn’t hold it tightly.After letting go, he glanced at Su Jie and left this sentence.

It’s this agreement again, Su Jie’s scalp is numb when he hears this now, one head is two big, how hard was it to make the agreed three-month deadline to make a choice, if Su Jie can travel through again, he will definitely return to one When I made a bet at the hotel many months ago, I gave myself a big mouth at that time, you made such a bet, how did you end up now?

At that time, Su Jie obviously overestimated his own IQ, and underestimated the persistence of the two women Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Asuna. As a result, half of the time has passed, and Su Jie still has no clue.

Seeing that the university is coming soon, Su Jie can’t come up with a plan that has the best of both worlds. The result of waiting for Su Jie is definitely not good. The biggest possibility is that the bamboo basket will be empty and nothing will be obtained.

“There’s still time, there’s still time, don’t worry.” Su Jie said in a trance, not knowing whether to agree to Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, or to comfort himself.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu knew Su Jie’s temper well, and when he heard this, he knew that Su Jie had no idea in his heart, and couldn’t help humming: “I am responsible for what I say. You said at the time that you were not sure who you liked more. The three One month is enough time for you to distinguish, don’t try to procrastinate, it’s impossible.