My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Tangerine Qi

At noon!

The food on the dining table where Su Jie’s family was sitting was fragrant, because no one gave in to anyone. This lunch was prepared by Kasumigaoka Shiwa and Hiratsuka Shizuka. Each made three dishes.

Sitting on the chair in front of the dining table, Su Jie had Shizuka Hiratsuka on his left and Kasumigaoka Shiwa on his right. The six dishes were clearly laid out in front of Su Jie, waiting to be tasted.

Looking left and right, Su Jie swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, “Don’t look at me, eat as soon as it’s done, my sisters don’t come back to eat at noon.”

This morning, Su Jie made hearty lunches for Kirino and Michiru. He knew that Kasumigaoka Shiwa was coming to the house, so he made preparations in advance.

Kasumigaoka Shiwa and Hiratsuka Shizuo glanced at each other, and said tacitly: “Whose cooking do you like?”

This is a proposition.

Su Jie slapped his forehead and judged from the degree of completeness of color and fragrance. Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu is the one with the best cooking skills among the girls Su Jie knows. The mother in the family is a powerful cook. She also inherited her mother’s excellent genes very well. Fried, cooked and fried everything is available.

Among the three dishes cooked here, two are Cantonese dishes in Chinese cuisine, which are Su Jie’s hometown dishes.

Shizuka Hiratsuka’s cooking is actually not unpalatable, but it’s obviously not as good as it should be. It can be regarded as an ordinary person’s level. Compared with others, it’s okay, but compared with Kasumigaoka Shiwa, it’s naturally a lot worse.

Picking up the chopsticks, Su Jie ate a little bit of each dish, and finally came to the same conclusion as he guessed, and said honestly: “In terms of taste, Shi Yu’s dishes are more delicious, but Jing Jing’s dishes are also good. , it’s just that it’s not too hot.”

As soon as the words fell, Su Jie was stepped on by Hiratsuka Jing under the table.

When Su Jie said this, and in front of her love rival Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, she would also be angry at Dadu, she gave Su Jie a hard look, raised her eyebrows, and seemed to be saying that Su Jie should be at night. Wait and see.

Grinning his teeth in pain, Su Jie’s face was full of helplessness, he couldn’t let himself open his eyes and talk nonsense.

“Ah, ah, this is the gap. If you can’t even cook well, how can you take care of a family in the future?”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled slightly, and looked down on Xiazhiqiu Shiyu with the eyes of a victor.

Today, she suffered a lot of fire, and now she finally won a small round. Although this did not change the situation, it also made Xiazhiqiu Shiyu feel a lot better.

“You don’t need to worry about that. Cooking skills can be mastered after learning. There is nothing to show off.” Hiratsuka quietly snorted, and there was really no way to say anything when his cooking skills were at a disadvantage. .

“Some people are in their twenties but they are not yet proficient. Cooking skills depend on talent, otherwise everyone would be a chef.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu laughed and said teasingly: “And if you I don’t care, why are you still doing things under the table, is this trying to intimidate Su Jie and force the referee to change the result of the game?”

While speaking, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu glanced under the table, the subtle expression changes on Su Jie’s face could not be concealed by Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, because she often did that too, and by looking at Su Jie’s expression, she could tell that someone was doing something under the table. little tricks.

Hiratsuka was embarrassed, and before he had time to say anything, Kasumigaoka Shiyu continued to speak, and his red lips parted slightly: “Su Jun is quite experienced in this field, and when others step on his feet, he will grin, even if it doesn’t hurt or not. The same is true for lightly stepping on itchiness, this is his personal habit, and most people don’t know it.”

Su Jie, who was drinking juice, almost spit it out, and saw Hiratsuka Shizuka’s angry eyes in a blink of an eye.

“Why are you so proficient! How did you get along with Xiazhiqiu Shiyu before, she even knows this habit.” Hiratsuka Jing turned her head and asked Su Jie.

What Xiazhiqiu Shiyu said seemed to be announcing to Hiratsuka Jing that she was far inferior to her in understanding Su Jie, which also made Hiratsuka question the degree of ambiguity between the two of them before.

This black-bellied guy, Su Jie smiled wryly in his heart, and glanced angrily at Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, who responded with an upward curve of his mouth, smiling very sweetly.

“It’s simply making friends! I’m not lying.” Su Jie blinked innocently, looking at my sincere eyes, absolutely not lying.

“That’s right, we’re just acquaintances of Guan Bao, simple and simple.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu didn’t think it was a big deal, and he made up for Su Jie by the side.

Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled her eyes, and said, “I have no problem with you making friends, but you have to grasp the scale, otherwise…”

Hiratsuka didn’t say anything later, but the quietly clenched fist undoubtedly explained the problem. You can’t make friends in bed.

From this point of view, Shizuka Hiratsuka still trusts Su Jie, otherwise Su Jie would not be allowed to control the scale, but Su Jie and Xiazhiqiu Shiyu would have no contact with each other.

Su Jie wiped his foreheadSweat on the head, it was a false alarm, it was too hard to be caught between these two powerful women, it is not right to say good or bad, one side is the poison wrapped in sugar, and the other is a sharp sword, you must take every step carefully .

“Let’s eat, don’t eat cold dishes anymore.” Su Jie greeted, and the two women who had come to an end temporarily picked up their chopsticks silently.

Coincidentally, Shizuka Hiratsuka stretched out her chopsticks to pick up dishes made by Shiwa Kasumigaoka, and Shiwa did the same with Shizuka Hiratsuka.

Tapping her finger on the table, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smacked her mouth and said, “There’s too much salt, and the fried meat is too old. Do you want to learn how to cook? I can guide you for free.”

Shizuka Hiratsuka also tasted the dishes of Shiwa Shikasumigaoka, and they were indeed excellent in taste, rich in color and fragrance.

Just a single plate of stewed potatoes and beef. The large pieces of potatoes are stewed until the sauce is yellow. After one bite, the lips and teeth are full of smoothness and meat. The potatoes are not overcooked, and they are slightly chewy. The perfect blend of beef, meaty aroma and potato fragrance makes people have an endless aftertaste after taking a bite.

It is also based on this point that Hiratsuka was silent for a while, and then calmly said: “I didn’t quite understand before, what is love! Now I understand a little bit, cooking also needs love, and there is happiness in this dish The taste, you did it very carefully.”

Su Jie was taken aback. There are people who boast so much. Why didn’t he taste happiness? Could it be because he ate too much? And if your punctuation is easy to make people think wrong, that’s very bad.

Not only Su Jie was in a daze, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was also stunned for two seconds before he realized it.

“Since I admit that the dishes I cook are good, I can teach you, so that Su Jun will not be used to food in the future. He is so busy that he often doesn’t bother to cook and order takeaway. Those are not nutritious. I’m not here to help you, just to Help Su Jun.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s answer was also surprising. She actually planned to teach her culinary skills to her love rival. Isn’t this an asset to her rival?

However, it turns out that Su Jie thought too much, and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was not so kind. At this time, he took off his disguise coat and said, “But I have one condition. Didn’t you just say that you don’t know what love is? Then Simple, I can teach you this too, but you have to lend me Su Jie, I will practice it for you, teach you how to make love, how about it?”

There seems to be a restless atmosphere in the air. Is this the fragrance of lilies?

Tangerine.

The beautiful wine red eyes and the bright black pearl eyes looked at each other. After confirming their eyes, with Su Jie coughing, both of them turned their heads slightly to break the weird atmosphere.

Su Jie’s face darkened, and his eyes moved between the two of them. At that moment just now, his heart was empty, and he felt that he almost lost something.

“You have a good abacus, but it’s a pity that there are no such cheap things in the world. If you want to practice, you can find someone else. There are many men in this world, and it is impossible for Su Jie to let you.” Hiratsuka Jing said without hesitation. Refused, sneered: “And you are not the only one who is good at cooking in this world, if you want to learn, you can always find it.”

“You might as well ask Su Jie if you would like to eat the dishes I cook. Everyone has different tastes. If someone else teaches you, it may not be possible to teach Su Jie the taste that he likes.

Still making trouble at this time, this is putting Su Jie on the fire! Su Jie was speechless, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was obviously trying to persuade people with fallacies.

How to answer? You don’t need Hiratsuka to ask. Su Jie said, “I’m not that picky about the taste. As long as it’s delicious food, I like it. Don’t worry about that.”

It is undeniable that the murderous eyes of Shizuka Hiratsuka next to him also helped Su Jie’s answer. If Su Jie said at this time that it must be Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, wouldn’t he say that he would lend himself to Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu?

Hiratsuka Shizuka’s murderous aura made the indoor temperature seem to drop by more than ten degrees, so Su Jie had to give a politically correct answer. After all, Su Jie still knows who is a decent girlfriend.

Shizuka Hiratsuka nodded in satisfaction, and glanced at Kasumigaoka Shiyu: “Listen clearly, it’s not up to you, no one in this world can turn around as usual.”

“The desire to survive is so strong, you are still as afraid of Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka as you were when you were in school, and a look frightened you. After that, don’t you want to be afraid of your wife when you get married? If you want me to say that, why do you have to force them together? Aren’t you making yourself uncomfortable? I really don’t understand you.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu hated that iron could not be made into steel, and at the same time, she also had a strong resentment in her heart. No matter how you look at it, this kind of couple is not a good match.

“It’s not about being afraid of my wife, it’s about respecting my wife. I just don’t want to make her unhappy. I am stronger than her and taller than her. Am I really afraid of her?” Su Jie shook his head, not agreeing with Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s words , looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka’s perfect profile in a blink of an eye, raised his chin, and showed a smile that he thought was perfect, and said righteously: “If you don’t love your wife, why are you ‘scared’?”

Originally, Hiratsuka Jing blushed a little embarrassed when she heard his wife, but when she heard Su Jie’s opinion, her heart was as sweet as honey, even though Su Jie was coaxing her on purpose, to deceive her She also admitted that this kind of sweet talk was the first time Su Jie said it to her.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s complexion changed slightly, the vinegar bottle was overturned, and his heart was full of sour water. Seeing Su Jie’s sincere expression and Hiratsuka Shizu’s happy appearance, he was so angry that his teeth itched, and he said sourly: “Woman in love Is your IQ all negative? It’s obviously trying to make you happy, and you’re foolish enough to believe it. If Su Jun can beat you, I’m sure thatWords will not come out. ”

Hiratsuka rolled her eyes and said, “If you can’t eat grapes, say grapes are sour. Su Jie and I are lovers. Outsiders have no right to comment on what we like to say.”

These words really touched Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s heart, Su Jie never said any love words to her.

To put it simply, Su Jie and Hiratsuka Shizuka, one of them is Zhou Yu who beat Huang Gai, the other is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. They are very sweet in their hearts! The feeling inside is something that outsiders cannot understand.

Of course, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu can understand it, but she just doesn’t like it, is dissatisfied, and doesn’t like it, because the person Su Jie is talking about is not her!

How come there is a song that says ‘the bride is married and the groom is not me’, what do you think Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu thinks in her heart, how can she laugh? It is estimated that he has the heart to kill people.

It was agreed to come to Xingshi today to inquire about the crime, but because Hiratsuka Jing came to fetch water from the bamboo basket, he was forced to eat a mouthful of dog food.

“Hehe, just be cowardly, you will regret it in the future.” The chopsticks in her hand were about to be broken, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu said angrily, now she can only speak harshly, there is no other way, Su Jie doesn’t get in, and Hiratsuka Shizuka is even more invulnerable, so there is no chance at all.

“I don’t know if you regret it or not, but I know that if you don’t eat now, you will regret it later.” Su Jie laughed, and the two girls talked endlessly, and now they haven’t even eaten a bite.

Fortunately, the two girls may also be tired from the quarrel, and nothing happened next, and they finished the lunch smoothly.

After washing the dishes, Su Jie took them for a walk around the house at Hiratsuka Jing’s request. The two of them came to Su Jie’s house very infrequently, only once or twice.

“This is my bedroom, my desk, and my workbench. Most of my comics are done here.”

In Su Jie’s bedroom, Su Jie introduced the layout of the place to the two of them. On a very large desk, there are all kinds of drawings in different categories. Next to them are tools such as marker pens and inks for comics. Jie draws several cartoons at the same time, requiring several times more labor than other cartoonists, as can be seen from the various types of pencils filled with pen holders.

“The illustrator has worked hard.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu picked up a pair of unfinished illustrations, turned her head and said.

Su Jie also has an identity as the exclusive illustrator of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu. This was an agreement formed before Su Jie became a cartoonist. Now, with Su Jie’s status as No. 1 in the comics industry, only Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, an author of light novels, was able to get Su Jie’s illustrations. This is unique. Other cartoonists can only hope, but it is impossible to get it. No one can invite Su Jie, a great god.

“Hey, what is this, erotic manga?” Suddenly, I don’t know if Hiratsuka Shizuka’s teacher had an instinctive attack. She subconsciously checked for violations of laws and disciplines, and found something shady with sharp eyes.