My Room Has Become a Dungeon's Rest Area

[I'm home~] (Toru)

[ [ Welcome home~ ] ] (Lia / Deet)

It's nice to have two beautiful women greet me when I come home. It would be even more pleasant if I could use the front door, not the window.

[I bought something for lunch!!] (Toru)

Deet frowned when she hear me say those words.

[Eh? Bought it?] (Lia)

Whoops!! I forgot there was a scenario about me as the great wiseman who secluded himself iniside dungeon.

Deet seems to think hard of something to cover my blunder.

[Toru-sama can go to the city of a distant country using transition magic] (Deet)

[Is that so? That's one of the legendary magics, right?] (Lia)

Deet slightly pinched my rear at the angle that invisible from Lia. She told me to be more careful.

[Th-Tha's right!!] (Toru)

I put the lunch I bought with the money from selling the Gadius gold coin on the table. It's hamburger and french fries. I decided to make my own salad with vegetables in the refrigerator.

[It looks delicious. Is this the same hamburger steak we ate yesterday? But this one is caught between bread] (Lia)

[You understand well. The one that is put between bread is called hamburger] (Toru)

Lia seemed to be happy and Deet was also surprisingly delighted.

[Is this the hamburger that Lia was talking about? I want to try it after listening to Lia about how delicious it was] (Deet)

It seems they had talking quite a lot when I wasn't around.

Their personalities are on the pollar opposite but the two might be able to become good friends unexpectedly.

[Then, let's eat while the hamburgers still warm, "Itadakimasu!!"] (Toru)

["Itadakimasu"? What is that?] (Deet)

Deet thought "Itadakimasu" might be used as a magic incantation of sort and asked.

[Hmm let's see, we eat the food in order to live, right? and "Itadakimasu" is a form of greeting to thank the food. Grandma said to never miss saying it before eating. Though didn't usually said it out of loud like before] (Toru)

[I see. Toru-sama really loves grandma?] (Lia)

[Because I was raised by grandma] (Toru)

[Fuuh~] (Deet)

While Deet is trying to further listen to my explanation, I heard "Itadakimasu!" in a loud voice.

[Lia.....] (Toru)

[The story is amazing, so I imitated Toru-sama] (Lia)

[That's right, then me too. "Itadakimasu!"] (Deet)

The two beauties are following grandma's teaching. There is nothing happier than this.

[Nnn~!! It's really delicious. Lia taught me that hamburger is delicious, but it's more than I expected. French fries can also be found in the place where I grew up] (Deet)

Deet also seems to think that hamburger is delicious, but to think there was also french fries in the other world.

[Deet-san, this hamburger is indeed delicious but.....] (Lia)

[Hmm? What is it Lia?] (Deet)

[The hamburger steak that Toru-sama made yesterday is mooore and mooore delicious than this, *toroon* the egg yolk flowed and mixed with the sauce when I cut it.....] (Lia)

Lia said something cute. I'd like to kiss her 3 times as a reward to raise her growth limits. However, there is a possibility I will eat her slap if I do such a thing suddenly.

Grip strength increase by 4 kilos for every 1 point of 【strength】 value that's raised. My neck might be broken if I get slapped by a person with such high a 【strength】 value.

Something else will be safe for a reward.

[“Gochisōsama” (thanks for the food)] (Toru)

After I teach these two otherworlders about Japan's custom after eating the meal, I put something that I bought from Don Quijote in front of Lia. I take out the content from a plastic bag.

[Waai~~~!! It's the same clothes as Deet-san!!] (Lia)

That's right. It's a set of gym uniform (with bloomers) and a school swimsuit.

Of course the female model prints wearing bloomers and school swimsuit has been taken out and thrown away before I came back to my apartment room.

[Because it's unfair, I also made the same artifacts as Deet’s for Lia. Please accept it] (Toru)

[Re-Really? I'm happy~~~!!!!!] (Lia)

Yeah, same here. I won’t find a beautiful woman who will be pleased to receive bloomers and a school swimsuit from me in Japan, it's all thanks to this property.

However, Deet is watching me with cold eyes for some reason.

[Can I change into this clothes in the dressing room?] (Lia)

[Of course. Then, let's talk together in the Japanese-style room while enjoying an after meal drink later] (Toru)

[Sure thing] (Deet)

Deet also agreed. There are things I'd like to ask from the two.

The two of us are waiting for Lia on the tatami mats in the Japanese-style room. Sitting next to me is a beautiful elf in bloomers. When our eyes meet.....

[What!? Hmph.....] (Deet)

She says so and averted her eyes from me. She doesn't seem pleased that I also bought bloomer and a school swimsuit for Lia.

But surely she is just being "Tsun-Tsun"..... Giving such cold attitude in bloomers is just cute.

(TL : From Tsundere = Tsun-Tsun : cold / Dere-Dere : meek)

When I watching Deet's figure who turn her face to the other way to avoid me, the sliding door of the Japanese-style room opened and there is Lia standing.

[H-How is it? Does it suit me?] (Lia)

A goddess in stark blue has descended. Healthy hip line that have volume and roundness well-developed thoroughly until her thighs is so.....

[I'd like to make it a pillow] (Toru)

[Eh? Make a pillow?] (Lia)

The pillow that is used to sleep in this room flew to my face from the hand of an elf in bloomers’s.

Asking whether the clothes suit her or not, Lia who's being told I want make her a pillow sat on the tatami mats with a strange look.

Oh well, it's tea time!! I ask what they would like to drink, and it's suprisingly cola.

[Cola was spicy at the beginning, but it's quite tasty after I drink it twice, thrice times] (Lia)

Lia seems to have gotten addicted to cola. Deet smiles with a grin while drinking cola for some reason.

[Oh yeah, cola which Toru-sama had me drink was exceptional, fufufu.....] (Deet)

Guhee!! She won't tell Lia that I made her drink it using mount-to-mouth, right?

I did nothing to be ashamed of. I just made her drink cola that way to save her from posion.

I covered her mouth with my hands when Lia isn't looking. Her face telling that she won't speaking more than that.

Well, there are such things but it's a wonderful time regardless. I drink cola with with two beauties in bloomers on the tatami mats.

However, that man came destroying my little paradise.

*ding-dong!! ding-dong!!*

Doorbell? Huh? Is that coming from the dungeon?

[What is that sound? I'm scared!!] (Lia)

Lia is frightened by the sound of electronic doorbell. Well, it's a normal reaction because she surely never heard an electronic doorbell sound in the medieval world. But a visitor, who on earth is that?

[Suzuki-san? Are you inside? I from NNK I came for the contract~]

What!? Is there NNK in the dungeon?

I see the face of the two, they seems to be confused so I guess they know nothing as expected. In other words, is that coming from Japan?

Oh well, I don't watch TV. Games, internet, and iPhone are enough for me. NNK is nothing to fear.

[Wh-What is that? A contract!?] (Lia)

Well, of course Lia is getting more scared. The sound of electronic doorbell, a wiseman who lives in the deep of dungeon, and now a mysterious man appears to offer some kind of contract.

[It might be a dark magician. You two please wait here, I will deal with it] (Toru)

I can't show a blonde beautiful woman and an elf who are in bloomers to this NNK fellow. He might missunderstand and think I have some kind of twisted hobby. In the worst case, I will get reported.

[Is this safe to go alone?] (Lia)

[Don’t worry because I’m the great wiseman~] (Toru)

When I approaching the entrance door, it opened without permission. Outside was Japan thats filled with the smell of exhaust gas.

[Hello, I'm from NNK. Suzuki-san seems to have just move in here. If you have a TV, would you sign a contract with us!?]

[Please don't open the door without permission!!] (Toru)

Damn, I forgot to lock the door and this guy really didn't have any manners at all.

However, how could he know I just move in to this apartment? Well, there is no TV here.

[There is no TV here] (Toru)

[Eh? Really? There is no TV?]

[Internet will be enough] (Toru)

[But are you not going to watch one-segment program on your mobile?]

(TL : I don’t understand about this one-segment stuff, please do tell me if you know something)

[Because it's an iPhone, I don’t need it] (Toru)

I said so while smiling nicely, but this NNK fellow didn't budge at all.

[Living in such a wonderful place. You must have a TV or two, right?]

[No, there is not] (Toru)

[Well, just a bit.....]

The NNK fellow is trying to enter without permission through half-opened door which reflects scenery of Japan.

[Stop it!!] (Toru)

[It's fine if there is no TV. Just give me a moment~]

[No thanks!! Please don't enter the house without permission!!] (Toru)

There are two people in bloomers inside and I absolutely don't want to show them.

But this NNK fellow is quite strong. As expected of an employee from a TV station which only broadcasting sumo wrestling, I guess.

I have been forced into sumo battle immediately. He will be entering the room at this rate.

The door is completely closed but then opened again. When his body passed through the entrance, a beautiful woman with blonde hair pushed the door back together with the man, from behind me. The NNK fellow got blown off and fell on his back inside an utterly dark room

[Oh, it's a dungeon. I see, I get it now..... it's connected to Japan when the door is opened from the outside and when the door is opened from inside, it's connected to dungeon] (Toru)

When I just moved in, I had to bring the furniture in so the door was kept open untill the end. Because of that the people from the moving company could came in and out through the door without a problem.

[However, is he alright? He won’t die, right?] (Toru)

The power of 【Strength】 status that Lia raised through leveling-up and her occupation effects, sent the NNK fellow flying back like a human bullet. Perhaps, it exceeds the morning blue dragon power.

(TL : I don’t know what is this morning blue dragon thing. A sumo wrestler’s name perhaps?)

[Because he is a dark magician, I'm sure this degree isn't a big deal for him] (Lia)

Is that so? I hope so. Good luck NNK fellow. Just as Lia said, he stood back like nothing happened.

[Suzuki-san, this is troubling me. You really have a TV inside as expected. Then the contract..... wa-wait where is this!?]

Well, that is a normal reaction because he is inside a dungeon now. Even so, this NNK fellow is tough.

[Using some kind of illusion trick because you don't want to make a contract with our company. Isn't this a bit overkill..... *gyapipipi*]

Deet stood behind the NNK fellow before I realize it.

[Stun Shock] (Deet)

I understood that magic by its name. That would be some kind of magic with the effect like a stun gun.  For the time being, I bring this NNK fellow inside the room.

The door was distorted and couldn't be closed unless using some force. It seems I better not to anger Lia.

[Is that magic will leave any damage to the body?] (Toru)

I ask Deet secretly.

[He will be fine. It's just make body numb for a while] (Deet)

After hearing that, I bring the NNK fellow oustide through the window. I put him at the end of road as not to get run over by a car. I pick up empty cans of beer from the garbage area around and arrange them side by side.

[I will check the news later just in case.....] (Toru)

He is really a staunch man. It seems that rather than two beautiful women in bloomers, whether there is a TV or not inside is more important for him.

[Hmm..... You might be a deadman by now if you intruding when there are only the two inisde] (Toru)

I do not want to make the two murderers. But thanks to him, I understand another mechanism of this property.