My school sweetheart

"Xiaoxiao's dad" (2 more flowers)

when Zhang Yujiao, the rabbit owl, finished buying the tickets for the Tiangong movie and looked back at Xiaoxiao staring at the "where's dad going" on the screen with a very difficult look to interpret, she only felt a tremor and pain.

In fact, Zhang Yujiao has long heard that on the first day of this year's lunar new year, there are two popular movies, both aiming at the children's market. It seems that they are only suitable for children to watch. However, at least one adult is watching with the children, and even several old and young people come to the cinema to watch movies together. Moreover, it's strange that they have caught up with festivals like the Spring Festival Adults also have childhood dreams. Naturally, they also like these two movies - where to go and where to go.

Zhang Yujiao deliberately chose to make havoc in heaven, instead of letting Xiaoxiao see "where Dad is going", in order not to let Xiaoxiao associate with some unhappy things. However, now it seems that Xiaoxiao still associates with it. She hurried over, squatted down, picked up Xiaoxiao, forced out a smile and said, "Xiaoxiao, don't you like watching monkey monkey make havoc very much Heaven palace? Let's go. My sister has already bought the ticket. "

However, Xiaoxiao's eyes still refused to leave from the screen, eyes faint said: "sister, where's dad?"

In a word, Zhang Yujiao's heart trembles. She knows that the feelings between children and their parents are caused by nature. Even if Xiaoxiao has never seen her own father, she is born with the concept of "father" and doesn't need anyone to teach her.

Yeah, where's dad?

Although Zhang Yujiao knows the answer, she can't tell Xiaoxiao. She doesn't want Xiaoxiao to think any more. She quickly changes the topic and turns her body to block Xiaoxiao's sight. "Xiaoxiao, it's just a boring sentence. How can you think so much? Come on, the movie is about to start. Hurry in."

Xiaoxiao had no choice but to follow her sister into the screening Hall of "havoc in heaven".

Just at the moment when the two entered, the film officially entered the countdown. All the lights in the projection hall went out, and the whole projection hall was silent.

After all, they are all people living in the city. Children don't come to the cinema twice at a time. They naturally understand the basic behavior standards of watching movies - no noise, no noise, no cheering, no walking, no defecation. Even they have to be careful when eating popcorn or eating melon seeds.

Of course, it doesn't rule out that some people who have no quality, or some parents don't tell them to watch a movie for the first time, and the children don't understand the rules.

Zhang Yujiao, with Xiaoxiao, found their seats in the middle of the penultimate row according to the ticket stub of the movie ticket. Although the position was not very good, it was convenient to get in and out.

After a while, the screen suddenly lit up, and there was a "buzz". A monkey like and human like monkey with a golden cudgel in his head and a pair of fast boots on a thin base, roared.

As soon as the audience was worried, the expected movie finally began.

However, the sound of the entire screening hall is extremely light and harmonious, but suddenly there is a discordant sound, only a little girl's "ah" scream.

"Ah, what is this?"

The girl who screams is Xiaoxiao.

Although Xiaoxiao has heard the story of Monkey Sun, it's her first time to see it in the cinema, let alone in the cinema. Before, she didn't even see the image of "Monkey King" in the comic book. Everything is just the image of her mother. At this time, she saw such a strange corn with no man, no monkey and no monkey suddenly appeared, and she cried out subconsciously.

Zhang Yujiao said in secret that she didn't tell Xiaoxiao in advance. She couldn't make any noise in the cinema. She quickly put her hand over Xiaoxiao's mouth, and she whispered in her ear: "Shh, Xiaoxiao, you can't make any noise in the cinema."

Xiaoxiao nodded her head in a hurry, as if she was still afraid. She hugged Zhang Yujiao tightly with her small hand and leaned her head against Zhang Yujiao's body. She looked at the past tentatively with the residual light from the corner of her eyes, and gradually adapted to it. Soon she was attracted by the novel visual feeling and looked at it seriously.

After listening to her sister's words, Xiaoxiao didn't make any noise. She even laughed and covered her mouth gently. She was as happy as a little rabbit.

Zhang Yujiao was relieved to see Xiaoxiao happy. Today's efforts were not in vain.

Although Xiaoxiao screamed, the screening hall was large and there were a lot of people. Her voice was not very loud. In addition, the voice of Monkey King was even louder, so few people heard her. Even if she heard her, no one cared much.

However, one person heard it.

This man is sitting in the front five rows on the right side of Xiaoxiao. The distance between them is not far, and the difference is not many. However, he heard Xiaoxiao's cry, because his hearing is a bit abnormal.

Because he is Xu Lang.

When Xu Lang heard that a little girl behind him saw the monkey king come out, he was scared and screamed. He couldn't help thinking that his wife had done demonstration sex education for Qiqi before and wanted to develop good quality from childhood. He couldn't help subconsciously saying: "no quality."Xiao yuruo, sitting beside him, said softly, "husband, what do you say?"

Xu Lang also said in a very low voice: "just now, a child has no quality. Kiki, you have to remember, in public places, especially in the cinema, don't make any noise

Qiqi nodded in a hurry and said softly with a smile, "I know, Dad."

Xiao yuruo can't help but white like Xu Lang, "cut, need you to teach me, our family Qiqi most quality."

Xu Lang shakes his head and grins bitterly. Is it OK for his wife to educate her children, but not for her own education?

Soon, Xu Lang was also attracted by the plot, accompanying his wife and children watching "havoc in heaven".

"Hit, hit, hit his dog. Damn it! The Jade Emperor Xu Lang said softly.

Xiao yuruo touches Xu Lang with her elbow, stares at him, and uses her mouth to warn him: don't talk!

However, after a while, when Xu Lang saw that it was the famous contemporary action star Zhen Zi Dan who played the role of Monkey King, he shamelessly said, "Damn, this guy is really big, suitable for making A. movies."

Xiao yuruo was so angry that she pinched Xu Lang's thigh and said, "shut up!"

Xu Lang was so funny that he had to stop talking.

Looking at it, Xu Lang was in a hurry to urinate, so he told his wife. He bent over and walked to the entrance of the screening hall.

However, just at this time, as Zhang Yujiao was close to the corridor, just at the entrance of the projection hall, as Xu Lang passed her and Xiaoxiao's body, she could not help but scream out subconsciously, "ah!"

Just because Zhang Yujiao saw Xu Lang, the Dragon owl, what she was most afraid of was meeting Xu Lang when she went out. But she never thought that it was such a coincidence that she really met Xu Lang here. She didn't control herself for a moment and screamed. She quickly covered her mouth and Xiaoxiao's mouth. She covered Xiaoxiao with her body and cat's waist for fear Found by Xu Lang.

However, Xu Lang carelessly walked past Zhang Yujiao's body and suddenly heard the word "ah". He clearly judged that the word "ah" had an intriguing meaning.

The common meaning of "ah" is nothing more than surprise, promise, doubt and exclamation.

In Xu Lang's view, only the first meaning of "surprise" can be more detailed. One is surprise because of fear, one is surprise because of accident, and the other is surprise caused by fear and accident.

In just a few seconds, Xu Lang analyzed this "ah" one after another. He acutely judged that this "ah" was the last meaning - surprise caused by fear and accident!

As Xu Lang walks, he makes associations in his mind. What's the reason? On such an occasion as watching a movie in a cinema, someone screams "ah" because of fear and accident?

Obviously, it won't be because of the plot of the film, which doesn't cause fear and accident. It's a myth film, not a horror film.

Obviously, it won't be because of the accident, because the people watching here are ordinary people, parents and children.

Well, it's probably because of himself. Unfortunately, when he got up and walked to the door, someone screamed because of "fear and accident", because he was very suspicious.

Just as Xu Lang's mind is running at a high speed and making countless analyses and inferences, he has come to the door, but suddenly turns around. Now that he thinks of himself, he wants to have a thorough look at who he is.

Xu Lang's keen eyes scan the entire screening hall. Although the light is dim, for an extraordinary human like him, everything is true.

Some people are three people in a family watching movies seriously, some are a parent leading a child, some parents come to see them themselves, and some are different, for example, a few young couples are also watching.

Huh?!

Looking at, Xu Lang's eyes suddenly saw a pair of young lovers sitting in the corner. He saw that the man put his hand into his girlfriend's jeans, and the girl was staring at her in anger and fear. He was full of anger and muttered: "Li, how can you be such a person? Are you doing this to me when we go to a movie on our first date? I am wrong about you

The boy quickly explained: "Shh, don't cry, don't be afraid, it's OK."

Xu Lang shook his head helplessly for a while, and suddenly he realized: I'm sorry, I've been calculating for a long time, but I've forgotten such a scene. When the girl was touched by a boy, she was surprised, but also scared. Doesn't this constitute a scream of fear and accident?

Xu Lang went out with a wry smile. He made a fool of himself, like Sherlock Holmes or Ke Nan. Is that necessary?

Thinking about this, Xu Lang rushed to the toilet and opened the gate to drain water.

However, after less than half of the release, Xu Lang suddenly realized that something was wrong."No, the voice didn't come from that corner at all. It's very close to me, right under my nose!" Xu Lang said in his heart.