My school sweetheart

But Xu Lang said with a smile, "Hey, sister Jiaojiao, if you take the initiative to cooperate with me, don't I just stop messing around?"

Zhang Yujiao glared at Xu Lang and said: "it seems that you are really drunk. Is that the amount of alcohol? It was not like this before."

Zhang Yujiao said subconsciously, as if she had forgotten her slip of the tongue. What she said "before" was the time when she was with the Dragon owl in the dead owl base.

But the Dragon owl hears Zhang Yujiao's words, can't help a burst of surprised Leng, feel some suspicious, quickly ask: "how do you know I used to drink a lot?"

Smart Zhang Yujiao realized that she had missed her words, but she was smart enough to deal with the confusion at this time. She said in a hurry: "you are stupid. When you first came to the company, I had a drink with you several times."

Xu Lang thought that he had drunk with Zhang Yujiao, so he didn't think much about it. Moreover, under the influence of alcohol, he was a little confused and his judgment was obviously reduced.

At this time, it's past zero, and the poison in Xu Lang's body is still very strong, which makes him miserable. There is such a beautiful woman in front of him. He can't resist it. But after all, he is his good friend. If he even touches the last confidant, isn't he a little worse than a beast?

Xu Lang, who is rational enough to occupy the highland again, turns around slowly, waves his hand and says, "Jiaojiao, thank you for your hospitality. I'll go back first if I disturb you."

And Zhang Yujiao naturally will not continue to retain, in love and reason should not continue to stay dragon owl, worried that he will show flaws.

And Xu Lang said, then jump up, intend to fly out from the open window, he just came in from the window.

However, I don't know whether it's because of poison or alcohol, but Xu Lang didn't find the right direction. With a "bang" of his head, he bumped into the door frame and fell to the ground.

"Ouch It's killing me... " Xu Lang groaned to call, he did not have any guard, does not ache is strange.

But Zhang Yujiao chuckled, ran forward quickly, helped up the Dragon owl, "what's the matter with you? Can you still fly on the eaves and walk on the wall? It's OK for you to learn lightness skill from other people's TV. It's true that you broke my glass. Would you like to accompany me? I'm renting a house. "

However, Xu Lang staggers. Unexpectedly, his body is close to Zhang Yujiao's. with the help of alcohol and poisonous insects, he is a little confused.

Xu Lang is a master of "smell and know women". After so many women, he summed up an experience. There are subtle differences in the body fragrance of each woman, but they have a common function, that is, to deeply stimulate the secretion of male hormones, so that men have more desire for women's body.

Although there are subtle differences between different women's body scents, it is difficult for ordinary people to distinguish them, Xu Lang can remember different women according to their body scents. That is to say, he can distinguish all the girls around him by his sense of smell without touching them with his hands or seeing them with his eyes.

"Smelling fragrance and knowing women" is a kind of profound Kung Fu, and Xu Lang has been trained to the point of perfection.

Although Zhang Yujiao is not Xu Lang's woman, this guy is always robbing others. When she first entered the company, Jiaojiao was the front desk receptionist. She could see her several times every day, so she could not help being robbed.

Now, Xu Lang already knows. Looking at Zhang Yujiao's flat chest, he can't help but curl his mouth and say, "sister Jiaojiao, I'll tell you a joke."

"Ah? A joke? " Zhang Yujiao couldn't help but be stunned. She didn't know why Xu Lang suddenly said that. How could she tell jokes? Did the drunk people have no sense of logic?

Then Zhang Yujiao said, "well, you can talk about it."

Then, Xu Lang squinted at Zhang Yujiao's chest and said with a smile, "it's the last round for two beauties to attend an interview with a company. When she was leaving, one of the girls saw a piece of waste paper on the floor of the room, and she bent down to pick it up.

Hey, hey, guess, which girl was accepted in the end? "

Zhang Yujiao felt bored and said impatiently, "I thought your jokes were so funny. They are so boring. It's too childish. Isn't this kind of invisible quality assessment very popular now? The interviewer either intentionally throws a note or deliberately overturns the broom to see which interviewer will politely pick it up and accept which one.

So, is it still useful? The girl who picked up the note must have been accepted. "

"Wrong!"

However, Xu Lang is a denial.

Zhang Yujiao asked hastily, "hmm? Why? "

Xu Lang glanced at the other person's chest again, and then said, "because just as the girl was bending over, the boss happened to pass by the door and saw that the girl's chest was too small. As a result, he resolutely accepted another one.Ha ha, isn't that funny? "

On hearing this, Zhang Yujiao's face was red and her neck was thick. She finally realized that Xu Lang was taking her to brush. She couldn't help but feel ashamed and indignant. "Well, you dare me to brush."

Zhang Yujiao is so ashamed and angry that she punches and kicks Xu Lang, while Xu Lang runs away in a hurry, and they chase each other in the room.

While running, Xu Lang staggers. After a long time, Zhang Yujiao is about to break free. However, Xu Lang opens his mouth and kisses her lips, crushing Zhang Yujiao's rosy crisp lips.

"Oh Woo Oh... " Zhang Yujiao was shocked.

First kiss First kiss This is my first kiss

Zhang Yujiao said in a panic.

Now, is it the first kiss?

Zhang Yujiao flustered thinking, thinking, actually slowly closed her eyes, tight body, even began to relax, no longer struggle, no longer resist, and even began to take the initiative to cater to the Dragon owl's kiss, slowly opened the show.

Oh, my God. Is that kissing?

Originally, kissing is such a wonderful thing.

Zhang Yujiao thought in her heart that the "beauty" was really "unspeakable". She was ashamed and ashamed, and she wanted it, so she couldn't stop.

But Xu Lang kisses for a while, but suddenly let go.

Such an obvious change, Zhang Yujiao naturally see in the eyes, can't help but more ashamed, a suddenly pushed away Xu Lang, "you, what do you mean ah, you despise me?"

Xu Lang said hastily, "of course not!"

In order to prove that it was not, Xu Lang immediately bowed his head and kissed him.

However, Zhang Yujiao was very angry and sad. She suddenly pushed Xu Lang away and said, "don't touch me!"

Xu Lang knew that he shouldn't joke about the girl's chest. In order to make up for his mistake, the most powerful way to apologize is to take strong action.

Then, Xu Lang is very domineering embrace Zhang Yujiao, suddenly pressure in the body.

Zhang Yujiao was startled. She struggled in a panic and yelled, "ah, Xu Lang, you bastard, what are you doing? Ah, Wuwu Oh... "

Then, Xu Lang kisses the girl fiercely and never separates for a moment. However, what the Dragon owl and the rabbit owl don't know is that while their "brothers" are happy, the other brother is sad outside the window and tears.