My school sweetheart

"Husband, what are you talking about? What are you doing with airplanes? They didn't provoke you." Xiao yuruo pulls Xu Lang into the engine room in a hurry.

Where does Xiao yuruo know what Xu Lang means by "fight. Plane".

Sitting in their seats, Xu Lang holds Xiao yuruo's small hand and says, "wife, this fight. Plane is a good sport for physical and mental health."

"Cut, pure nonsense, who has nothing to fight. Plane?" Xiao yuruo disagrees.

"Hey, wife, you don't understand, fight. The plane only fights when it's free." Xu Lang said with a smile.

"That's not true." Xiao yuruo retorted.

"It seems that you still don't understand. It's no wonder that flying is a very deep knowledge. Well, I'll tell you a story.

In ancient China, there was a good emperor. He bet with his concubines that as long as he was a man in the world, he would do that. Even a monk was no exception. The concubines didn't believe it.

So the emperor summoned more than 100 monks, old and young, big and small, from nearby temples, to take off their clothes, tie a cowhide drum on each of their waists, and then put more than a dozen girls in front of them to dance with them.

Guess what? As a result, the drums came out one after another. The emperor was happy. If you look carefully, all the drums came from the younger monks.

Hey, wife, now you know what a fight is, right? It's called flying. " Xu Lang said with a smile.

Xiao yuruo was a little confused at the beginning, but after all, she had seen Xu Lang, a strong and powerful guy. When she thought about it carefully, she could not help blushing and pounding Xu Lang hard. "You, how can you be so bad? How can your words change in your mouth?"

"Wife, I'm explaining to you that it's a normal thing for a man to fight. It's a man who can fight.

Take Tang Seng for example. Don't think Tang Seng is very serious. It's just a pretence. When the seven spiders and the king of the country were frank and chest exposed in front of him, he was also fighting. The plane was more fierce than anyone else.

Another time, when he went to huazhai alone, he met a benefactor. While her family was away, he forced her to push. But the benefactor was so scared that she said, "master, I'm catching up with you last month. Please let me go. Monk Tang said," Amitabha, I'm coming to get the Scriptures. "

Xu Lang learned Tang Monk's tone and said in a certain way.

"Screw you, you'll talk nonsense. You must have made it up. Moreover, in the story you just told, isn't there anyone like that, those old monks, aren't they OK? " Xiao Yu blushed.

"Ha ha, wife, you think the same as the emperor's concubine, but you are also cheated by those old monks.

But the emperor was not deceived. He believed that a man would fight a plane, so he led his concubines to see it.

It turns out, NIMA! The old monk directly punched through the drum skin. He was stuck in it and couldn't get out. It's strange that he could make a sound. " Xu Lang said with a smile.

Xiao yuruo couldn't help laughing and spat at Xu Lang, "where do you see these messy stories? It's not pure insulting. Insulting Buddha. Disciples. "

"No, it's not insulting Buddhism. It's just a fact. The religion abroad is even more outrageous.

It is said that Yise, a man, went to the church to make a ceremony. When he saw a beautiful nun, she was scolded for trying to play with others. "If you want to get her, you can make up as a priest to ask her out. It will be a success." That night, the man with the priest's mask with nun out of love. Love.

After that, he took off his mask and said, "ha ha, I'm not a priest. I'm the one who plays you in the daytime!" However, the nun also took off her mask and said, "ha ha, I'm not a nun either. I'm an old lady sweeping the floor during the day!" Xu Lang said with a smile.

Xiao yuruo's belly aches with a smile. "You're so bad. You're always telling these jokes. I'll ignore you."

"Ha ha, food. Color, Xing also! This is a very normal thing. Take master Chen as an example. After ten years of cultivation, the Buddha can't bear loneliness. He goes back to circle, fork and fork with Miss Shi. Then he has my grandfather's father and my grandfather. Then he has my father and finally he has me. In the future, he will have our son, hehe. " Xu Lang shamelessly said.

"Don't talk nonsense. It's beautiful love. Why is it so ugly in your mouth? What's more, who promised to give you a son? " Xiao yuruo blushed and said.

"Hey, wife, I don't take you like this. Since you said last time, I quit smoking and drinking, and I'm fully prepared for the first child. How can I not give birth? Let's keep giving birth to ten and eight." Xu Lang whispered in Xiao yuruo's ear.

Make of Xiao Yu if a burst of shame indignation unceasingly, "don't talk nonsense, you think I am a pig."In this way, along the way, the couple talked and laughed, more than an hour's plane, more than half an hour's taxi, finally came to the door.

Although the couple left for less than a week this time, they came back to their home again and felt more cordial and warm.

Gold nest and silver nest are not as good as their own dog house. Besides, this is not a dog house. It is as comfortable and luxurious as a palace.

It was more than three o'clock in the morning when I got home, but Liu's mother didn't rest all the time. She came out early to meet her. She thought Liu was the only one who didn't sleep. Mi Xiaomi and Gao Ruyu were sitting in the living room and didn't move.

"Ah, yuruo and Xu Lang are back." Mi Xiaomi said, with two notes on her forehead.

"I cheated you three times." Gao Ruyu said, her eyes did not move, and there were six notes on her forehead.

They are too sleepy to wait for Xiao yuruo and Xu Lang to come back, so they play this kind of game. If they move first, they lose, and they want each other to stick a note on her forehead.

Xu Lang and Xiao yuruo look at each other and shake their heads and smile bitterly when they see that these two girls are still playing this kind of mental game like two big children.

"Two elder sisters, have you had enough?" Xiao yuruo said, standing in front of them.

Mi Xiaomi and Gao Ruyu know that Xiao yuruo has really come back. They turn around almost at the same time, pull out the note on their forehead and embrace Xiao yuruo one after another.

"Xiao Ruo, we miss you." Gao Ruyu cried out.

"Sister Ruyu, when did you become so numb?" Xiao Yu if shook a body to say.

The three good sisters seem to have not seen each other for a long time. They are chatting and playing together. Xiao yuruo gives out gifts from He Nan. Although it's almost daybreak, she doesn't feel sleepy at all.

Xu Lang watched them for a while and went upstairs with a smile.

Until dawn, Xiao yuruo and others go back to their respective rooms to have a rest, while Gao Ruyu quietly pushes open Xu Lang's door and quickly jumps onto Xu Lang's big bed.

This made Xu Lang startled, "my aunt, what are you doing? If yuruo finds out, why don't you chop me? "

"I've coaxed her. She went to bed. You have no conscience. What's the matter? Your aunts and grandmothers have already sent them to the door on their own initiative. Do you want to push them out? Believe it or not, I'll shout out now, saying that it's you who take the initiative not to. Salute me. Let's see if everyone believes you or me! " Gao Ruyu threatened.

Xu Lang completely helpless.

This is the unique policewoman. God is as high as jade. People are scared and afraid of Xiao Yu, and feel a little guilty. This girl never feels guilty, but dares to fight for her own interests.

Without waiting for Xu Lang to say anything, Gao Ruyu's wet kiss was heavily pressed down, like rain spots, and she was kissing Xu Lang one by one. Obviously, her kissing technique was not very skillful.

Gao Ruyu gently presses up and rides on Xu Lang.

"Xu Lang, if you were a man, now, you'd kill me!"

By Gao Ruyu's sudden explosive power, for a moment, Xu Lang is a little confused. What kind of situation is this?

Although Xu Lang has made up his mind to push and topple the women around him, only Xiao yuruo, Zhang Chenxi, Zhao Wenya, Ma Qilin and Tang Yan have been pushed and toppled by himself, less than half of them. The speed is too slow.