My sharp-tongued beauty boss: sadism

When I ran up to him, I only heard a familiar voice saying, "it's over today. We're out of stock. If you like, come back another day."

This is not su Manyu's voice, who can give me a blind, or hint, what's going on?

When the crowd saw me standing there with a white watermelon knife, they were shocked and immediately separated.

"Stingy, are you back?" Goddess Su clapped her hands and handed me the basket full of money.

"What about the things?"

"For money."

"Ah? How did you do that? " I still can't believe that Su Manyu spent half an hour to clean up all my accumulated goods. It can't be arranged by her, but it's unrealistic for her to find so many mass actors in such a short time. I immediately overturned my own wishful thinking.

"You want to know?" Goddess Su is trying to keep me from eating.

"Yes. I think so

"I'm sorry. Professional secrets. " The more goddess Su doesn't say it, the more itchy I feel.

"Goddess Su, give me some advice." I put the watermelon and watermelon knife on the ground and bowed to Su Manyu with both hands.

"I'll make an exception to tell you that you are so sincere and have bought me watermelon all the way." Su goddess a sly smile, in my ear whisper a few words.

"Is that ok?" I looked at Su Manyu in surprise again.

"You see it all." Su Manyu very stinky said.

I'll do it. Can you be more reliable? But when I think about it, I have to admire this woman's wisdom and vision, because facts speak louder than words.

I put the watermelon on the grass. I held a watermelon knife in one hand and pressed the watermelon in the other. When I was about to cut the watermelon, "wait a minute." Su Manyu suddenly stopped me.

"What's the matter?" I looked up and asked her.

"Did you wash the watermelon?"

"Elder sister, I really doubt whether you've ever eaten watermelon or not. You don't eat the skin outside. What's good to wash? Besides, it's not dirty. Besides, we don't have water."

"Why not? It has been growing in the ground, covered with dust and mud, you can't see it

I'm a little speechless. This woman may have something wrong in her heart. It's outside, not at home. How can she be so particular about it? There's no water and no bucket. How can she wash it?

Su Manyu seems to see through my mind, she gave me an idea: "the problem of water is easy to solve, ahead is the river, there is no industrial pollution, the water quality is so clear, you just need to get a bucket, all the problems are solved."

I've thought about the water problem for a long time, but the water in the river is a little deep offshore. I can't wash it with a big watermelon in my arms. I can't take off my clothes and jump into the river to wash it, so the bucket is absolutely indispensable.

"Get a bucket, you're easy to say. Where can I get it?"

"Stupid. You don't think differently. There are flower shops everywhere. What are the flowers made of? Flowerpots. You won't find an empty flowerpot? "

"Oh, yes." It's full of flower shops. It's hard to find buckets. It's relatively easy to empty flowerpots. I just came over and saw a shop selling flowerpots in front of me.

"Su Manyu, you wait for me here. I'll come as soon as I go."

Su Manyu waved with a smile, indicating that I would go back quickly.

I ran to the front and bought a cheap flowerpot. The flowerpot is the most common one. It's just used to hold water. I don't pay attention to it.

I hold watermelon, watermelon knife in front, Su Manyu hands with flowerpots in the back.

We found a place where the water level is the shallowest off shore. In fact, it is not easy to reach it empty handed. The bank was surrounded by railings. I turned over the railings and went to fetch water with flowerpots. It took me nine cows and two tigers to get a basin of water.

Su Manyu took the basin I handed her from the outside of the railing. She put the basin on the ground, put the watermelon into the flowerpot, and gave the watermelon a bath. Look at her serious look, I really doubt that if there is a bottle of shower gel at the moment, Su Manyu will really wipe a little bit of watermelon, as for it!

After su Manyu's abuse of watermelon, the next step is watermelon knife, a watermelon knife. You say that you can just wash it twice. She has to wash it again and again, but it's not finished in four or five minutes.

"Goddess Su, as the saying goes, it's not clean. You don't get sick after eating. Haven't you heard of it?"

Su Manyu glanced up at me, nodded and said, "no wonder you are so energetic . illness. " Goddess Su deliberately lengthened her voice, and she began to poison her tongue. The meaning of one more word and one less word is very different. If there is spirit, it is praise, and then add a sick word after it, it becomes curse.

After washing, the two of us returned to the tree again. I cut the watermelon and cut it into small pieces.

Su Manyu picked up a piece of watermelon, gently opened his red lips and bit the watermelon. Compared with the three Su goddess, I can't solve the problem.

"Goddess Su, according to your way of eating, when can you eat a piece of melon? It's not cheap for me"Are you good to eat?"

"What do you say?"

Su Manyu said with a smile: "I'm afraid it's blowing the cow skin again?"

I said boldly: "goddess Su, boasting about this kind of thing only exists in legend here."

"Ha ha."

"What! Don't believe it? "

Goddess Su put down the melon in her hand, took out a wet paper towel, wiped her little hand and said, "to make others believe, it's not just to talk by mouth, but to see the actual action, right?"

"That's right." I nodded in agreement.

"Well, don't say I didn't give you a chance to prove it. I'll give you a simple question now, and my question is related to eating watermelon. If you can do it according to my requirements, I'll convince you. "

"You don't want me to eat this watermelon, do you? Although I can eat, it doesn't mean I'm a garbage can. I can stuff everything and everything. " I'll stop goddess Su with words first, so that she can't deliberately make trouble for me when she makes a question.

"It's not that complicated." Su Manyu smile, she said: "you just need to eat two pieces of melon."

"That's it?" I can't believe it. I can't eat one melon, but I can't catch two pieces of melon.

Su Manyu's big flashing eyes said, "you can't do such a simple thing, can you?"

I can't guess what medicine the woman sold in the gourd, but just now the words have been blown out. How can she get off the stage at this time.

"It's a piece of cake."

"That's good. Small bag, then start, you just eat two pieces of melon on an empty stomach, even if you win

When I was about to take watermelon and eat it, I suddenly realized that it was easy to solve the problem by eating two slices of watermelon, but how could I eat two slices on an empty stomach.

When I eat one piece of melon and then another piece of melon, it's not empty! Don't say two pieces of melon, even if it's one piece, I'll have one bite, and the next one will no longer be empty. I'm going to swallow it.

Su Manyu looked at me with a smile, because I was cheated by her again.

"Why not?" Su Manyu asked.

I didn't expect that goddess Su would come here. After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't think of a solution. This is a contradictory proposition.

"Goddess Su, your topic is not right. The topic itself is self contradictory. It has nothing to do with my ability, and it does not reflect my true level."

Su Manyu said with a smile: "it seems that you are not convinced?"

"Yes There's such a loss. "

"Stingy bag, it's reasonable for you to say so. After all, you've just eaten a few pieces of watermelon, and you're no longer empty. If I want you to do this, others will say that I'm bullying you."

How can this sound so uncomfortable? It's not sure who bullies whom!

"Yes. Then I'll change one or two pieces of melon. Here is a tree. You stand upside down on the tree and then eat the melon. Stingy, don't tell me, you can't do it? "

"Ah?"

Swallowing depends entirely on the gravity of the earth's center of gravity. How can I swallow on my handstand?

I shook my head, can only bow to admit defeat: "Su goddess, you cow! Your heifer rings the doorbell - the heifer is home. "

"Shameless." Su Manyu scolded me in a low voice.

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