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"Yes, I did copy "Xia Ke Xing" from a collection of poets in a primary school textbook."

Ye Zhiqiu suddenly said, and everyone was stunned.

"However." Ye Zhiqiu grinned, "The copyright of this poem is with me. If Brother Tian is jealous, you can also read more books, and maybe you can copy one."

As soon as these words came out, Tian Xiong's face suddenly became extremely ugly.

Poems can be registered for copyright. As long as they are created in modern times, since the poem "Xia Ke Xing" can pass the copyright registration review, it means that there is no plagiarism.

As a doctor of literature, Tian Xiong was advised by Ye Zhiqiu, an undergraduate who has not yet graduated from university, to read more, which is basically equivalent to being scolded in the face.

"Puchi." The suppressed laughter seemed so abrupt in the quiet environment. Shi Nuannuan covered her mouth, and her eyes curved into crescents.

She almost forgot that Ye Zhiqiu's ability to scold people was not ordinary. In the quarrel with Tang Long, he pressed the other party to the ground throughout the whole process.

The most important thing is that Ye Zhiqiu does not claim to be a cultured person, does not follow the routine, and can beat the master to death with random punches in a minute.

I don't know what's wrong with Tian Xiong. He took the initiative to provoke in a weird way, just to ask for abuse.

"I believe in Ye Xiaoyou. How could a young talent like Ye Xiaoyou plagiarize?"

When the atmosphere was awkward, Ma Xuemin came out to be a peacemaker and said with a smile: "Xiaotian, you have to change your habit of speaking without thinking in the future. I have told you so many times."

Tian Xiong hurriedly bowed his head and said: "The teacher is right."

Ma Xuemin called out: "Come on, everyone, make couplets. I have thought of a perfect match for the ages. I guarantee that you will not make a match."

Ye Zhiqiu looked at Ma Xuemin with a sneer, knowing very well in his heart that this old guy is not a good bird.

His own student didn't say a few words when he said something wrong just now, but now he has no way out and comes out to be a good guy.

There is nothing to say, he is also a shady old man, and the master and apprentice are of the same character.

The episode was over, and the atmosphere seemed to be peaceful again. However, Ye Zhiqiu was not interested in the scene.

Qin Dewen, the old man, was a man of integrity. Ma Xuemin and Tian Xiong made Ye Zhiqiu understand a truth.

Even a trash person with culture is still trash.

Anyway, Qin Dewen had seen him before. Ye Zhiqiu was about to get up and say goodbye, and it happened to be Tian Xiong's turn to ask questions.

Tian Xiong glanced at Ye Zhiqiu and suddenly raised his voice and said, "My first couplet is, a mantis trying to stop a chariot, a violent tiger leaning on the river, how can a common man talk about courage."

Ye Zhiqiu paused, and at this time, Tian Xiong looked straight at him, smiling and said, "I don't know if Brother Ye can answer this couplet."

Tian Xiong's first couplet was a veiled criticism of Ye Zhiqiu's behavior just now, saying that he was just a common man.

How could Ye Zhiqiu not see the roundabout way that a cultured person cursed without using dirty words?

Qin Dewen's face darkened again, and this time he was really a little angry.

Originally, he had good intentions and wanted to take the opportunity to introduce Ye Zhiqiu to someone in the circle, but he didn't expect such a thing to happen.

In fact, the root cause of the conflict was that Tian Xiong thought he was a doctor of literature and was superior to others, and looked down on Ye Zhiqiu, who had a lower academic degree than him.

However, it was precisely Ye Zhiqiu who wrote the famous poem "Xia Ke Xing" that has been passed down through the ages. It can be said that one poem made him famous all over the world, so Tian Xiong was jealous.

After all, in the eyes of some people who claim to be literati, those who write online novels are not worthy of being compared with them.

"Friend Ye..."

Qin Dewen didn't finish his words and was stopped by Ye Zhiqiu.

With an apologetic look to Qin Dewen, Ye Zhiqiu looked at Tian Xiong and said calmly: "Do you think you are awesome?"

Tian Xiong's eyes flickered slightly, and there was a mocking arc at the corner of his mouth without saying anything.

Ye Zhiqiu said calmly: "It's a couplet, right? Okay, listen carefully."

"My second couplet is, ants climb along the locust tree, ants shake the tree, and fools call themselves heroes."

Everyone was stunned, and then their faces turned strange. Tian Nuannuan, who was already furious, shouted out in surprise.

"Brother Ye, it's a good couplet!"

Ye Zhiqiu's couplet is not bad. Not only is it neat, but the word "Xiong" in the last sentence "Fools call themselves heroes" also named "Tian Xiong" who came up with the first couplet. In comparison, it is naturally better.

Ye Zhiqiu smiled and said: "Brother Tian, ​​I don't know how my second couplet is."

When saying the word "brother", Ye Zhiqiu deliberately blurred the pronunciation of the word "Xiong" and emphasized the tone.

Tian Xiong's face quickly flushed and he was speechless for a while.

Ma Xuemin, who was standing by, also had an ugly expression on his face. He said coldly, "You are so quick-witted, kid. In that case, how about you answer my first couplet?"

"The title is, Two monkeys are cutting wood in the mountains. Let's see how the little monkey answers the saw.(sentence)!"

This old man relied on his age and seniority to scold Ye Zhiqiu in a roundabout way.

Sure enough, the younger one was beaten by the older one, Ye Zhiqiu was not surprised, and said without thinking: "A horse is stuck in the mud, and asks the old beast how to get out of the hooves (question). "

"Old Ma, is this pair of mine neat?"

When it comes to the word "Ma", Ye Zhiqiu naturally emphasizes the pronunciation.

"Puff...!" Shi Nuannuan covered her mouth desperately, but still couldn't help laughing out loud.

Qin Dewen didn't care about being angry, and felt a little bit amused. The other old men next to him were even more stunned, and they said in their hearts that it was wonderful.

This young friend Ye is so quick-witted!

"You...! "Being called an old beast in front of him, Ma Xuemin had a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, and his face had turned red and purple.

Ye Zhiqiu was not a person who would only take a beating. He smiled and said, "Since Mr. Ma and Brother Tian are so interested, I will also come up with a couplet. How about everyone come and match it?"

"I am a small online author's couplet. You two are knowledgeable and I believe you can definitely match it."

Ma Xuemin and Tian Xiong were both shocked, but it was too late to back down and they had to accept it.

Ma Xuemin swung his sleeves fiercely and said angrily, "Just give the question!"

"Then listen carefully." Ye Zhiqiu sneered and said word by word, "My couplet is, smoke locks the pond willows."

"What's so difficult about this! "Ma Xuemin laughed and said in a hurry: "The second couplet..."

Suddenly, as if a drake had been strangled by the throat, Ma Xuemin's words stopped abruptly.

The other old men didn't understand Ye Zhiqiu's first couplet at first, but after thinking about it, they all showed horror on their faces. Even Qin Dewen frowned and pondered.

The yard fell into a dead silence.

Shi Nuannuan looked around, gently pulled Ye Zhiqiu's sleeve, and asked in confusion: "Is this couplet difficult? Why are they all silent?"

Ye Zhiqiu smiled and said nothing. This famous first couplet, even if the master and apprentice were asked to think about it for another year, they might not be able to match it.

Fortunately, I was a hard-working author in my previous life, and I have dabbled in these famous couplets. I can easily come up with several eternal absolutes.

I have to pretend to be cool again, you force me to do it.