My singer girlfriend is super fierce
Chapter 791
Laughter continued to rang out in the screening room.
Originally, many people bought movie tickets for Ye Zhiqiu, Yu Caiwei and others to join in the fun, but this time they were completely attracted by the plot.
In the plot, the old handicraft factory was poorly managed, and the factory director, Old Xie, was going to sell the land to a real estate company.
The camera switched, and the van driven by Bao Shihong, who suffered from prostate disease and was the head of the security department of the handicraft factory, was smashed by a Coke bottle falling from the sky. He got out of the car and cursed, but he didn't expect that because he forgot to pull the handbrake, the car slipped and had a "close contact" with the BMW parked on the side of the road.
Seeing this, Lin Qiang immediately recalled the scene on the cable car at the beginning - this was Xie Xiaomeng falling down in pain after being stepped on by a beautiful woman.
Originally thought it was just an ordinary "gangster teasing a beautiful woman" clip, but I didn't expect it to be connected here.
Bao Shihong met the owner of the BMW and the four-eyed secretary of the real estate company, and it was another hilarious conversation.
"Damn, high-tech? Driverless." The four-eyed secretary pointed at the BMW logo and said angrily, "Didn't you see it?"
"Don't touch me!"
There was another laugh in the screening room, and everyone was laughing.
The logo of the blue sky and white clouds can be interpreted like this!
Here, several people spoke the Shancheng dialect. It was obviously a conflict and quarrel, but not only did they not see much gunpowder, but they were full of humor.
Several people started fighting and were stopped by the traffic police who arrived in time.
Here, the camera zoomed in to the face of the traffic police, and then the picture changed again.
In a residential building, Dao Ge, a burglar gang, led two younger brothers, Hei Pi and Xiao Jun, to move the stolen things down the stairs, and found that the truck carrying the stolen goods was parked illegally and was fined by the traffic police.
When Dao Ge, played by Huang Zhengmin, appeared, there was a cheer at the scene.
Huang Zhengmin's acting in the previous "When a Man Falls in Love" was impressive, and he has accumulated a lot of fans because of it.
Although both are "gangster" roles, there is still a big difference in the personalities of the two dramas, but it is not a problem for Huang Zhengmin's acting skills.
When facing the questioning of the traffic police, Dao Ge smiled and handed over cigarettes, which brought to life the demeanor of a gangster facing the police.
However, when Dao Ge smiled, Hei Pi was slowly approaching the traffic police from behind, with a hammer under his sleeve.
Seeing this, Lin Qiang and many viewers couldn't help but say "Fuck".
Confusing!
According to the value of the broken home appliances they stole, if they were caught for burglary, they would be sentenced to three years at most, and using controlled knives to attack the police would be sentenced to at least three years and less than seven years. This account is not worth it no matter how you calculate it.
Just when Hei Pi was about to raise the hammer in his hand and the audience was sweating, a "bang" sound of collision was heard.
It turned out that two cars collided not far away, and the traffic police were attracted by the attention. He casually said a few words and let Dao Ge and his group go.
——He also saved his life.
No matter how tough you are as a policeman, it's useless. Tough people are afraid of stupid people, and stupid people are afraid of people who don't care about their lives. Seeing how fierce Hei Pi is, he can really do this, but the three people behind him will definitely be provided with food and accommodation by the government for the rest of their lives.
At this point, Lin Qiang and many viewers felt a sense of sudden enlightenment, and the plot was consistent with the previous one.
At the beginning, Xie Xiaomeng flirted with the beauty, Bao Shihong and Siyan's conflict, Dao Ge Hei Pi's gang theft, and the scenes of several seemingly unrelated groups of people were linked together in this way.
And the medium that connected these scenes was a "Coke bottle".
Lin Qiang sighed in his heart, worthy of being a dog author.
Originally thought that it was just a comedy that relied on exaggerated performances and plots to amuse people, but now he found that he was wrong. Just the foreshadowing and reverse order used here can be seen to be very different from ordinary comedies.
The dialogue is interesting, the performance is online, and the plot is not boring, it's wonderful!
Later, the gang leader Da Ge, who almost went to jail, felt that "this business can't be done anymore", and the three decided to change their careers.
On the subway, Hei Pi pretended to be a migrant worker and opened a can of Coke.
"Master, look, what does this mean?"
"Hey! Brother, I won, 50,000!"
"Won the prize?" Hei Pi was confused, "Then, how do I get it?"
Xiao Jun pointed at the Coke bottle and said, "Beijing!"
"I haven't been to Beijing, how do I get it?" Hei Pi still looked puzzled.
Xiao Jun's eyes lit up and he said directly, "You can sell it to me. I just happen to have 5,000 yuan in my pocket. How about it."
In the picture, a hand came from the side to interrupt the two.
"Hey, comrade!"
A middle-aged man wearing glasses and a suit said, "The other person won 50,000, and you gave him 5,000, that's deceiving him."
"I'll give youTen thousand yuan, do you win?"
"I have cash here, five thousand yuan!" The middle-aged man in a suit took out a handful of money from his pocket and shook it, and said to the older sister next to him.
"Elder sister, I don't have that much money, let's pool together and spend ten thousand yuan to buy the prize, and we'll split it in half after we redeem it..."
While the middle-aged man was talking, the passengers around him got up and left one by one.
Soon, only these three people were left in the carriage, that is, the gang that had just broken into the house.
At the scene, some viewers vaguely noticed it halfway through, and some viewers only reacted now.
These three people are singing "Sanhuang"!
Many viewers felt "fucked" while they were laughing and crying, because it was obviously a very old-fashioned scam, and they really believed it at the beginning...
I can only say that this part of the black skin The actor Huang Bo performed really well, and he fully played out the "uneducated innocence", which made many viewers unable to react at once.
Before, due to his poor appearance and lack of background, Huang Bo had not participated in many works. The most famous one was "Detective", but he was only a small supporting role in it, and did not have many scenes. Most of the audience did not have a deep impression of him.
The performance just now surprised many people to discover the shining points of this actor.
Not only his acting skills, but also his appearance and temperament, he is a perfect fit for the role of "Heipi".
The three people who failed in the action again were very frustrated. Heipi said directly: "What are you acting for? Why don't you just rob it directly? Why bother with this!"
As the boss, Dao Ge naturally disagreed with taking such a "high-risk" method, and the three of them went to the airport.
Outside the airport, a handsome man with sunglasses holding a suitcase attracted the attention of the three.
The man with sunglasses stopped a taxi and was about to get in the car. Heipi pretended to be an acquaintance and covered his eyes.
"Guess who I am? I'll give you three chances."
"......" Seeing this, many viewers almost choked on their saliva again.
Fuck you!
With Hei Pi's appearance, this naughty girl-like behavior has a huge impact.
While Hei Pi and the man in sunglasses were negotiating, his accomplice naturally and quickly picked up the suitcase on the ground and got into a taxi.
"I think you recognized the wrong person."
The cold-blooded man in sunglasses, who didn't seem to be a good person, showed his hidden dagger and was about to take action, but Hei Pi, who had just succeeded, flashed away.
The man in sunglasses didn't realize what happened. He wanted to pick up the suitcase on the ground and found it empty before he reacted.
In the picture, the man in sunglasses looked around with a confused and unbelievable look, and couldn't help but swear.
"I'm going to hit you. "
It turned out that he was an international thief who came to Shancheng from Hong Kong to perform a special mission. The suitcase naturally contained food.
Seeing this, the audience had already laughed like crazy.
The international thief was hacked by three stupid thieves in such a stupid way. The scene was absurd but also reasonable.
The local gangs are so rude!
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