My Skills Are A Bit Brutal

Chapter 578 Confuse your face

The pain of growth! “Puff…”

Zhang Lang, who was holding the knife, suddenly moved his whole body.He felt that something was wrong with him, and then he trembled fiercely.Under this feeling, Zhang Lang stopped his hand.

There were bursts of strange feelings coming from the local area, the feeling was like someone hitting that place with a small hammer, and it seemed like the feeling of…sudden cramps.

Although it was pain, for some reason, Zhang Lang could still feel an inexplicable joy in this pain.

Under this feeling, Zhang Lang suddenly frowned and snorted, holding the dagger tightly in both hands, and his body suddenly became extremely stiff.

Then, a long sound full of flavor came out.

“Oni”

Everyone’s eyes fell on Zhang Lang, and the fading sound he made just now naturally spread to everyone’s ears, and the expressions of Zhang Tianlei, Wang An’an and others suddenly became strange.

What’s even more embarrassing is that at the same time that Zhang Lang made this disappearing sound, the human-faced ghosts on his body actually followed him and made this sound.

“Ding, congratulations to the host for achievement points +20”

“Ding, successfully use the skill ‘Hold your sister in your arms’ to get 300 achievement points!”

With the sound of this system prompt, Jiang Xiaobai realized what skills he had used.Looking at Zhang Lang’s reaction, Jiang Xiaobai couldn’t help but twitched his mouth and looked at his crotch.

The star power originally used by Jiang Xiaobai, even if Zhang Lang was recruited, would not bleed heavily, but what I never expected was that Jiang Xiaobai just used a skill with a girl.

This means that the power of the skills used will increase by 50%% on the original basis! Shouldn’t the tank burst…Sure enough, Zhang Lang’s expression became more and more weird, he felt The location of that place was like playing a drum, and the continuous cramps came, making Zhang Lang an extremely uncomfortable expression on his face.

Such a state and action made Tornado, Zhang Tianlei and others all thought of a familiar disease…”Zhang Lang, you don’t have hemorrhoids at this juncture, right?”

Hearing this, Zhang Lang’s face suddenly turned green, and he shouted angrily: “What are you talking about, Laozi doesn’t have hemorrhoids…”

Puff-a weird sound like farting sounded from the part of Zhang Lang, sitting on the ground Zhang Lang felt as if he had been stabbed with a knife in that place, and the strong pain was accompanied by an inexplicable feeling. Feeling that, Zhang Lang directly screamed and jumped from the ground.

Wang An’an and the others were all startled by Zhang Lang’s sudden thing, thinking that it was those human ghosts who were making trouble again, and quickly jumped back two steps.

Zhang Lang clutched his butt and screamed, and drops of blood flowed down locally! The next moment, I saw a distorted face bite directly through his pants, and crawled out of Zhang Lang’s ass with difficulty, not only The muddy face is covered with blood, and it looks like a person is vomiting constantly “Bah baah baah”

Is vomiting blood.

Obviously these… all were Zhang Lang’s blood, and he was accidentally eaten into his mouth by the human face growing on his ass! Zhang Lang’s face was pale and immediately He quickly lowered his butt pocket with his hand, looking at the bright red blood in his hand, Zhang Lang’s heart and face were full of scumbags.

“F*ck, why did Laozi’s hemorrhoids burst suddenly”

Zhou Jia patted her hand, and she suddenly realized: “I see, this person is afraid of auntie!!!”

God damn aunt! Hearing Zhou Jia’s words, Zhang Lang looked at the tornado again, saw the tornado frowning, thinking that he was so embarrassed in front of the tornado, Zhang Lang at this time was so ashamed that he couldn’t wait to get into the ground. In the crack, angrily said: “Laozi is a man, where’s the big aunt!”

At the beginning, Zhang Lang still felt that Zhou Jia, this Nizi, was so beautiful and with long legs.

Now Zhang Lang understands that this Tiger Nizi is a perfect match for Jiang Xiaobai! Jiang Xiaobai knelt down, tilted his head to observe the face of the blood-vomiting person on the ground, and suddenly said: “Not necessarily, maybe these things are still there. I’m really afraid of your aunt!”

“What am I…”

Zhang Lang was so helpless to complain. He looked at Tornado desperately and explained: “Tornju, listen to me, this is not my aunt…This is, this is just an ordinary hemorrhoid exploded… ..”

As soon as I said this, Tornado’s expression has not improved, but it has become more confusing.

There was a little disgust in the silence, and a little nausea in the disgust.

Be a “handsome guy”

In front of the girl I like, I suddenly sprayed blood on my pants. Then you should explain to her that this is the big aunt, or tell her directly that her ancestral hemorrhoids have exploded. After Jiang Xiaobai spoke at this moment, Zhang Lang felt that he was still too tender.

“Student Zhang, I have a way, otherwise you try to put the blood on your pants and smear your face.”

Jiang Xiaoxin: …Zhou Jia: …Wang An’an: …Zhang Lang: Jiang Xiaobai touched his chin, and said thoughtfully: “Isn’t that little face just like that? Was it broken by your blood? Try to touch some blood on your face to see if they feel sick.”

Putting blood from hemorrhoids on the face is too disgusting! Everyone looked at Zhang Lang with a very difficult expression. If it weren’t for the urgent situation at this time, they might be laughing out now.

Zhang Lang twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at the disgusting and sticky blood on his hands, and couldn’t help but vomit.

“I said, can’t you think of other ways! What if they are not afraid!”

He was the only one to be present, without Jiang Xiaobai’s words, he definitely couldn’t wait to raise his hand and blur his face, but now not only there are so many students of the same level, but also three of the most beautiful beauties in the third grade are present.

If he really did this and spread it out, wouldn’t he be a laughingstock among boys, a weird flower in the world of diaosi? Zhou Jia smiled hard, and said solemnly: “Hey, you still want face, don’t… .. If you wipe your face, these faces may be longer and stronger, and even if they are disgusting, they won’t be able to jump off.”

It can grow stronger, and as soon as the voice fell off, the little human faces on Zhang Lang’s face began to scream again, and the voice was extremely weird.

Fuck! Zhang Lang’s face changed drastically, and he didn’t care whether he was sick or not. He immediately got his hands into his pants and wiped a handful of the local bleeding, and it was indeed a blood stain…