Soon, the four of them quickly dispersed to various places in the camp.
Chen Erhu put his hands behind his back and walked towards an equipment vehicle in a pretentious manner.
The two guards beside the vehicle looked at him.
Chen Erhu smiled and asked, "Have you eaten?"
The two glared at him and said nothing.
Chen Erhu continued to giggle, "Aren't you not full? Our kitchen team made pancakes, and they smell so good. Do you want to try them?"
The two of them twitched their mouths. Where did this idiot come from?
They simply turned their heads away and didn't look at him.
Seeing the opportunity, Chen Erhu quickly took out the explosives from his crotch and quickly stuck them to the bottom of the car.
After finishing, he immediately pretended to be nothing: "I'm serious, if you are hungry, go to the kitchen to eat pancakes, if it doesn't taste good, come to me!"
Two guards: "..."
On the west side of the camp, Wang Yong looked at the communication vehicle surrounded by a large number of guards and was in trouble: "With so many people, how can I load the bomb?"
He thought silently and suddenly had an idea.
Wang Yong quickly took off the water bottle on his waist.
Let's go!
The water bottle rolled all the way to the bottom of the car like a bowling ball.
Wang Yong hurriedly ran over and said to a guard: "Brother, my water bottle rolled under the car, can you help pick it up?"
The guard looked at him and said nothing.
Wang Yong smiled: "Help?"
The guard glared at him: "Can't you pick it up yourself?"
Wang Yong rolled his eyes in annoyance, but he was very happy in his heart.
He quickly stuck his butt out and got under the car.
While picking up the kettle, he immediately took out the explosives and stuck them under the car.
After he came out, he carried the kettle and gave the guards a cold look as he left: "How stingy!"
The guards didn't even look at him and chose to ignore him.
At the same time, behind an equipment vehicle, Xu Da squatted on the ground, busy and nervous.
"All right!"
After the installation, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
Just as he was about to stand up, a cold voice suddenly came: "What are you doing?"
Xu Da was so scared that he quickly stood up, only to see two guards staring at him coldly.
"What were you doing sneakily?"
Xu Da was quick-witted and pretended to pull up his pants: "I, I'm peeing."
The guard glared at him: "Is this a place to pee? Which company are you in?"
"No, no, no!" Xu Da begged: "I really couldn't hold it anymore. I had no choice but to pee here. I won't dare to do it next time, absolutely not!"
Seeing that he admitted his mistake sincerely, the two snorted coldly: "I'll forgive you this time. If it happens again, I will directly report and criticize you!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Xu Da nodded quickly and waited for the others to leave.
He leaned against the car, his legs were soft, and his back was completely wet.
He took a deep breath: "Damn it, this job is really not something that ordinary people can do. It's too exciting!"
On the other side, in a command vehicle.
Three officers were tied up with their hands and feet, and their mouths were stuffed with smelly socks.
They stared with wide eyes and kept making whining sounds.
Lin Hui sat next to him and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, three leaders, I don't want this to happen either. Who told you not to cooperate with me?"
The three officers' eyes were blazing: "Woo woo woo..."
Lin Hui said lightly: "You'd better stop struggling. The more you struggle, the deeper your socks will sink, and the more the smell will get worse. I'm not saying that you are leaders after all, can you talk about personal hygiene and change your socks frequently!"
The three officers were so angry.
Damn, we are doing exercises now, how can we afford this?
If they had known that they would suffer this, they would have changed into clean socks in advance.
Lin Hui smiled slightly and simply ignored him.
Turned to look at the equipment on the car.
Why are there so many buttons?
Lin Hui had never learned how to use these things, and he didn't know how to operate them at all.
He glanced at it and simply picked up a walkie-talkie.
He found the most frequently contacted channel on it, which was probably the director's department.
Lin Hui dialed it without thinking.
Soon, the call was connected.
"This is the exercise directorate."
Lin Hui said with a smile: "Report to the directorate, I have important news to report."
The officer on the other end nodded: "Please go ahead."
Lin Hui said seriously: "The Blue Army headquarters is about to suffer a devastating blow and will be wiped out soon. Please send someone to receive it immediately! The news is true, absolutely true, you hurry up and come, don't delay!"
After speaking in one breath, he hung up the call directly.
Lin Hui turned around and said to the three people with a smile: "Sorry, please abide by the rules of the exercise, you are already dead!"
After speaking, he drew a line on the necks of the three people with a red pen, and then left.
The three were completely speechless.
This kidAre you mentally retarded?
Why did you send such fake news to the director's office?
The Blue Army headquarters suffered a devastating blow, what a joke?
On the other side, the exercise director's office.
An officer hurried to the director-general: "Report to the chief!"
The director-general raised his head: "What's wrong?"
The officer reported: "Just now, we received a message. Someone reported that the Blue Army headquarters is about to suffer a devastating blow. Let us send someone to receive it immediately."
The director-general widened his eyes in shock: "The Blue Army headquarters was attacked? Who attacked it? When did it happen? How come I don't know?"
The lieutenant colonel next to him was surprised: "No, we have been monitoring it. They were still commanding just now. How could they be attacked?"
The director-general looked at the officer: "Is it a mistake?"
The officer scratched his head: "It shouldn't be possible? The news came from their headquarters, it must be correct."
"Could they be confused or someone is playing a prank?" The director-general frowned: "Contact me again!"
"Yes!"
The officer went out for a while and ran back again.
"Director, we can't get in touch."
Everyone was dumbfounded.
What are these guys from the Blue Army doing?
Why are they spreading random messages? Has anyone reported that they were completely wiped out?
Could it be that they want to commit suicide?
No, they are about to win, why would they commit suicide?
The chief director pondered for a moment: "Something is fishy, and the news is from the Blue Army headquarters. Send someone to check it out immediately!"
"Yes!"
Soon, a car set off from the director's office.
...
At the same time, at the Blue Army headquarters.
Lin Hui successfully met up with the three.
He looked at them and asked, "How is it? Nothing happened?"
Wang Yong said with emotion, "Brother Hui, you don't know. When I installed a bomb, it was like going into a dangerous place. Dozens of guards were standing by. Just watching made people's legs tremble. Fortunately, I was brave and fearless, and I used my smart little brain in time to complete the task."
Chen Erhu also boasted, "I was in danger. Several guards saw that my crotch was bulging, and they almost came up to search me..."
Lin Hui rolled his eyes immediately.
You two are so dramatic.
It's just installing a bomb, but you made it look like a spy on the street.
"Squad leader, did you go well?"
Xu Da said with a guilty conscience, "It's not a bad mission. All the explosives are installed. What should I do next?"
Lin Hui looked at his watch, "There are still a few minutes before the explosion. Let's go. Take advantage of this moment and go to their headquarters to do something big!"
The three of them smiled and were excited.
Just waiting for this sentence!
The three followed Lin Hui and walked towards the headquarters in a swagger.
As soon as they got close, they were stopped by the guards: "Stop, what are you doing? Password!"
Lin Hui waved his hand quickly: "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, we are from the kitchen team."
"From the kitchen team?"
The four guards looked at each other and asked suspiciously: "What are you doing here? Hurry up, don't you know you can't get close here?"
Lin Hui said seriously: "We came here because we received an order."
"What order?"
Lin Hui said with a smile: "The chief wants to eat something new. Our kitchen team has been thinking hard about several dishes. Now come and report the name of the dish."
The guard was confused: "Report the name of the dish? What dish does the chief want to eat?"
Lin Hui smiled: "Hard dish! It's called the Braised Blue Army Headquarters!"
The guard's pupils shrank sharply, his face changed drastically, and he was about to react.
"Go!"
Lin Hui waved his hand, and several people rushed up quickly...
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